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so im hitting up this drunk aussie girl in a bar, right...

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GoldenDelicious

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and it turns out that she is realted to...you guessed it....an icon of australian television, famed throughout the world....The Crocodile Hunter :eek2:

i was soooooo tempted to unzip my fly and let her see my package so that she could start saying "aaawwww wouldja look at tha little fellah!" before i totally freak out at being 100% sure that the Erwin strain of annoyingness has hunted me down and lives in the cute-ish blonde just over there

what would you guys have done?

**note, i posted this while under the influence of zolpidiem.
 
You could've told her to suck your croc or dile your number at least. ;)






I'm an idiot.
 
i woulda tapped that and yelled out stever irvin quotes the entire time...."crikey" right when i bust in her eye.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
and it turns out that she is realted to...you guessed it....an icon of australian television, famed throughout the world....The Crocodile Hunter :eek2:

i was soooooo tempted to unzip my fly and let her see my package so that she could start saying "aaawwww wouldja look at tha little fellah!" before i totally freak out at being 100% sure that the Erwin strain of annoyingness has hunted me down and lives in the cute-ish blonde just over there

what would you guys have done?

**note, i posted this while under the influence of zolpidiem.
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so u bailed?

u fucker, i bet shes rich!

was she hot? got pics?
 
NJjuice22 said:
i woulda tapped that and yelled out stever irvin quotes the entire time...."crikey" right when i bust in her eye.
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hahha yes!

"im going to attempt to stick my thumb up your butthole" during sex would be the funniest line ever
 
needtogetas said:
dose he have a superbowl ring.dam that sucks.brady brady brady.I love boston.dont hate chef cuz you got played by a boston girl. ;)
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First of all, I played her. Rent free, bills paid and food. Secondly, Brady will never come close to being the ALL-STAR that Dan Marino still is.
You can put any NFL QB into the New England Petercocks offense with success. Bellichik is a fantastic coach. :Chef: :tuc:
 
chefbone said:
First of all, I played her. Rent free, bills paid and food. Secondly, Brady will never come close to being the ALL-STAR that Dan Marino still is.
You can put any NFL QB into the New England Petercocks offense with success. Bellichik is a fantastic coach. :Chef: :tuc:
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why couldent bledso do it then.
 
chefbone said:
First of all, I let her bang me with a strap on.it was pane free,no loob ether. Secondly, Brady will never come close to being the ALL-STAR butt pierit that Dan Marino still is.he dos it just the way I like it.I would sleep with any NFL QB but the New England Petercocks Bellichik is a fantastic lover. :Chef: :tuc:
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this is verry werd.can you explane it to me.
 
No lie:

I knew two Australians in college (they didn't know each other) who made fun of stupid Americans by saying they were related to the Crocodile Hunter.

They were amazed at how many actually believed them.
 
You should have tagged it and right before shooting your load in her eye said "Danger, Danger, Danger"

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
You should have tagged it and right before shooting your load in her eye said "Danger, Danger, Danger"

Cheers,
Scotsman
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:lmao:
 
lol i didnt bail, i just saw her in proper bright light and said "look at that! a three headed duck!" and when she turned around i ran away

...she looked better inside

anyway i found out that he is her relative (close relative. lol :D ) from a guy i know who used to date her, when we were discussing why i ran away

me: "shes awfully...aussie"
him: "yeah...did you know that she is actually xxxxxxx with steve erwin?"
me: *freezes* "you mean...THE steve erwin?"
him: "yeah"
me: "the annoying one? the one that more annoying than the crazy frog?"
him: "yeah. him"
me: "no!"
him: "yes!"
me: "NO!" (elaine sienfeld face)
him: "yep"

and no, i dont have pics

you know im tempted to chat to her again just to drop all those lines :lmao:
 
LMAO at this thread being moved to the "Seduction" board... I can picture the mod who did thinking: "now, where do I move this that will piss GD the most???, hmmmm"


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