so im hitting up this drunk aussie girl in a bar, right...

[GoldenDelicious]

and it turns out that she is realted to...you guessed it....an icon of australian television, famed throughout the world....The Crocodile Hunter

i was soooooo tempted to unzip my fly and let her see my package so that she could start saying "aaawwww wouldja look at tha little fellah!" before i totally freak out at being 100% sure that the Erwin strain of annoyingness has hunted me down and lives in the cute-ish blonde just over there

what would you guys have done?

**note, i posted this while under the influence of zolpidiem.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

You could've told her to suck your croc or dile your number at least.






I'm an idiot.

 

[NJjuice22]

i woulda tapped that and yelled out stever irvin quotes the entire time...."crikey" right when i bust in her eye.

 

[Sub-Zero]

and it turns out that she is realted to...you guessed it....an icon of australian television, famed throughout the world....The Crocodile Hunter

i was soooooo tempted to unzip my fly and let her see my package so that she could start saying "aaawwww wouldja look at tha little fellah!" before i totally freak out at being 100% sure that the Erwin strain of annoyingness has hunted me down and lives in the cute-ish blonde just over there

what would you guys have done?

**note, i posted this while under the influence of zolpidiem.

so u bailed?

u fucker, i bet shes rich!

was she hot? got pics?

 

[Sub-Zero]

i woulda tapped that and yelled out stever irvin quotes the entire time...."crikey" right when i bust in her eye.

hahha yes!

"im going to attempt to stick my thumb up your butthole" during sex would be the funniest line ever

 

[nutsnack]

im betting this whole story is made up!

 

[strangebrew]

im betting this whole story is made up!

I bet your face is made up.

 

[needtogetaas]

I bet your face is made up.

I thick mereino and david hassilhoff are twins

 

[chefbone]

I thick mereino and david hassilhoff are twins

Watch what you say about Dan Marino junior!!!!!!

 

[Gambino]

strangbrew must homo-lust after dan marino