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PRoXoNEtAPiMpbitch
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shampoo containers for test or liquid based
mposster
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well....this one worked for me....i took a large bottle of hydroxycut and pulled all of them apart and dumped out the powders and filled each capsule with tabs...(anavar,clen,winny,halotestin,ect....the pills were small enough that i could get about 4-6 in each capsule....brought back a shit load a bottle in each carryone bag me and my girl....no problems at all.....but the only scary thing that happened on the way back in i was stopped at customs in the U.S. had an outstanding warrent 7 yrs old about a unpaid parking ticket....scared the piss out of me.....i thought i was a gonner....dugie65 said:
Razorguns
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C'mon guys. Gear, unlike weed, etc. -- can't be sniffed out in a car by dogs.
So use your imagination.
Every single weed/coke, etc. on your street (and trust me, the US is *not* running out of supply of illegal drugs) has been smuggled in by extremely intelligent and sophisicated smuggling networks. The reason they ahven't been busted is cuz they haven't even been discovered yet! But no one will obviously tell you. Just think proactively and intelligently.
The people you hear busted are the morons who haven't figured out how to break the system. That's the 95% you hear in the news. There still is the 5% who beat the system and never get caught. They're the ones who supply most of the drugs in this country. But you'll never hear how they do it for obvious reasons.
So use your imagination.
Every single weed/coke, etc. on your street (and trust me, the US is *not* running out of supply of illegal drugs) has been smuggled in by extremely intelligent and sophisicated smuggling networks. The reason they ahven't been busted is cuz they haven't even been discovered yet! But no one will obviously tell you. Just think proactively and intelligently.
The people you hear busted are the morons who haven't figured out how to break the system. That's the 95% you hear in the news. There still is the 5% who beat the system and never get caught. They're the ones who supply most of the drugs in this country. But you'll never hear how they do it for obvious reasons.
Just stick your gear in a condom and shove it up your ass 
...That should be a safe bet...(it might make for a very uncomfortable walk across though), and you wont save nearly enough money to warrant doing it...
Honestly I dont understand WHY any AVERAGE juicehead would bring his personal amount across the stringencies of the USA/MX border anymore
WAY TOO MUCH to lose, imo
...That should be a safe bet...(it might make for a very uncomfortable walk across though), and you wont save nearly enough money to warrant doing it...Honestly I dont understand WHY any AVERAGE juicehead would bring his personal amount across the stringencies of the USA/MX border anymore
WAY TOO MUCH to lose, imo
riverrock
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The Terminator said:Just stick your gear in a condom and shove it up your ass
Honestly I dont understand WHY any AVERAGE juicehead would bring his personal amount across the stringencies of the USA/MX border anymore
WAY TOO MUCH to lose, imo
I went to Egypt on my holidays and trust me, if you seen the fantastic amount of cheap over the counter steroids available, you'd buy like crazy. I must have sumggles 200 Amps of Deca, Test E, Sutanon, and Primo home in all. A full years supply. So, when a guy goes to Mexico and sees the cheap prices - he'll shop till he drops!
riverrock said:
I've seen the prices in TJ, and I've seen the Domestic prices...and TRUST ME it ISNT worth it for the average guy to smuggle ANYTHING over anymore...Not to save a few $100 bucks...No thanks
georgie24 said:
Just like I described...Inside of condoms and right up the ass
LOL, its probably only like sticking a couple of soda cans up there
Cut a small dime-sized hole in the lining of your coat/jacket and dump all pills between the outer shell of your jacket and lining. Shake them all down into another part of your jacket and walk across carrying your jacket. Cut a big fucking hole in the lining when you home and reach in and grab your pills. You could probably hide pills all inside running shoes as well. Injectables, is a lot more difficult, especially if you don't want to feel any pain.
You could always cut your leg off 
and then get yourself a prosthetic leg and just fill it up and walk across 
....No problem
and then get yourself a prosthetic leg and just fill it up and walk across ....No problem 
CLOMIDCLOWN
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I say the next thread should be on where to bury the dead bodies
Razorguns
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StereOMaN said:Bury them in America! Then you can stuff the corpse full of all kinds of steriods! A corpses ass feels no pain! Customs wont search him!
Customs gets corpses from the same select # of companies that perfom this service. If some Joe Blow 20-someting shows up with a "corpse" -- it'll set off red sirens everywhere.
Customs people are not that stupid. Always remember that. Don't think creatively, but also think from the other side as well.
Like I said -- unless you have a fail-safe way of doing it, and done all your research, and adequately considered the probabilities and likelihoods of ALL scenarios -- don't do it.
It ain't worth it.
riverrock
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georgie24 said:
Well, that was the funny thing. I brought them from Egypt, then in through Isreal and then onto Britain. The bright spark who told me that it was a good idea to stick them into a few shampoo bottles because the x-ray machine wouldn't see them - got it completely wrong!! They fucking showed up!
Well, the Israelis asked me "What are these for"? So I told them that I was a bodybuilder, bought them legally in an Egyptian pharmacy, and needed them for training. I also bullshitted them that the only reason they were in shampoo bottles was because I was worried they would break off each other otherwise! They were actually fine about it...and gave me my amps back!!!
The thing is, I'm a school teacher and live in a small city. I could see the heading in The local Rag the following morning "Local Schoolteacher arrested on suspicion of drug smuggling". Next time, I'll save myself the bother and send them back with a legal prescription of the pharmacy by DHL!
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satchboogie
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i assure everybody dude DID NOT smuggle large amount of gear from egypt!
muslim countries are SO red flagged it aint even funny..
muslim countries are SO red flagged it aint even funny..
satchboogie said:
"LARGE" amount to you, and "large" amount to him are probably two TOTALLY different ideas
riverrock said:
Even that is still vague...
12 month supply for one guy who does 1500 mg of Sust a week (52 weeks a year), 2000 Dbol tabs, 500 Anadrols, 600 mg Deca a week (for 52 weeks), OR a guy who does 2 8 week cycles a year at 500 mg test a week and 400 EQ per week?
(Do you see where I am going with this?)
riverrock said:
So what kind of Decca and Primo did you actually purchase in Eqypt?
As for transporting through a Muslim Country and getting stopped and being allowed to continue you are either a very very lucky man or your memory is distorted. Anyway as for the UK law for medicines obtained abroad, the key issue is the legal status of the medicine in the country of purchase. If it is available OTC in that country then up to 3 months supply could be brought into the UK(as long as it is not also classified as a CD within the UK) and the person could be in possession of, and use the product without breaking any regulations.
So no need for shampoo bottles etc etc. Also no risk to enter another Country
All very strange
Wrongun!
Take all the injectables, dump them in a bottle and rub it into your hair (the longer your hair, the more juice you can bring). You'll look really greasy, but fuck it. Then when you get home, fill up a small bucket of water and wash your hair into it. This will give you a potent anabolic mix of water, shampoo, and whatever juice you brought across. It will be dilluted, so you'll probably have to shoot up 15 or 20 ml's instead of 1, but it'll still work. The shampoo will help the gear stick to your receptors sights better, and the dirt that was in your hair will make the injection less painful. Let us know how it goes!
Anthony Starks
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The Terminator said:Honestly I dont understand WHY any AVERAGE juicehead would bring his personal amount across the stringencies of the USA/MX border anymore
WAY TOO MUCH to lose, imo
Thats the exact same thing I think whenever I see these Mexico threads. Even some of the gear in Mexico is MORE expensive than from a good source. Really though, even if they were giving it away in Mexico its not worth my time or reputation to try to smuggle it over here.
Lumberg
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Anthony Starks said:
Not to mention gas, wear and tear on the car, cost of doing the other shit to cover up your real reason for going (buying tacky souvenirs or having a few drinks), the aggravation, etc etc etc
I remember a friend of mine who smoked a lot of pot. He thought about going into business for himself, but he decided that the premium he paid to the drug dealer was a fair amount for the risk the guy was taking on (you knwo over a certain threshold the offence is mroe serious--he never bought more than the threashold, I don't remember what it was).
ryan04 said:
Sounds like some of the girls I have ended up with at times 
ghettostudmuffin
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Maybe slingshot it across?
Slam a few tennis balls filled with tabs across?
Bring a ghetto homie from the hood with a shower cap on and curlers in his hair and stick d-bol tabs inside the hair curlers. It could work.
Bring a fat girl with the weird no boobs syndrome and have her put on big fake boobs and fill em up with a smorgasborg of pharmecuticals?
WAlk across the border with one of those REALLY long haired dogs and tape it to the dog inside the hair on the skin. Don't forget your camelback or the dog might not make it.
Buy one of those expensive gas powered radio controlled vintage air planes and load it up and fly it across at night.
I could keep going and going, better not, I'll end up giving away someones method sooner or later haha.
Slam a few tennis balls filled with tabs across?
Bring a ghetto homie from the hood with a shower cap on and curlers in his hair and stick d-bol tabs inside the hair curlers. It could work.
Bring a fat girl with the weird no boobs syndrome and have her put on big fake boobs and fill em up with a smorgasborg of pharmecuticals?
WAlk across the border with one of those REALLY long haired dogs and tape it to the dog inside the hair on the skin. Don't forget your camelback or the dog might not make it.
Buy one of those expensive gas powered radio controlled vintage air planes and load it up and fly it across at night.
I could keep going and going, better not, I'll end up giving away someones method sooner or later haha.
Anthony Starks
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Its so obvious, why not just build a car that runs on test and just drive it across.
ghettostudmuffin
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I think it's already been done if I'm not mistaken.
It's called a Ferrari Testarossa.
Nice try though.
It's called a Ferrari Testarossa.
Nice try though.
When your over there pick up a few eight balls of coke along with your gear, and walk it across the border. Then, right before you get to customs, stick all the coke in the pockets or the suitcase of the guy in front of you, and right before he goes to show his passport yell out "FOR THE LAST TIME NO, I DON'T WANT TO BUY ANY GOD DAMNED COCAINE OFF OF YOU". Customs will then be so busy ripping apart this guys luggage and sticking their fingers up his ass they'll forget all about you. He may be innocent, but hay, you gotta break a few eggs to make an omlet. Maybe later when you're repping 400 on flat bench you'll think about him and have a good laugh.
"There are some who are destined to do great things that inspire others... there are others who are destined to serve as tragic examples of what not to do."
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StereOMaN
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First you got to nail one of those big Western Union girls to get her on the up and up so she don't narc. Then have her load a couple hundred of the amps under her 'valuptuous' tits and then stuff all the rolls on that heffer untill she bursts! No one in customs will want to put their fingers up her ass! The sad thing is I bet people have actually done this for more taboo substances.
kahbab
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The Terminator said:Just stick your gear in a condom and shove it up your ass
Honestly I dont understand WHY any AVERAGE juicehead would bring his personal amount across the stringencies of the USA/MX border anymore
WAY TOO MUCH to lose, imo
yup that's what i was thinking.........hike up your skirt, grab your balls and shove that shit up your ass...lol although if the bag breaks your prostate might blow up and start fighting turds on the way by.
shortstack
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StereOMaN said:Bury them in America! Then you can stuff the corpse full of all kinds of steriods! A corpses ass feels no pain! Customs wont search him!
LMAO!!!!
you sick fk
