Smelly Box Girl, can anyone relate?.....................

[MassAmania]

............It's like this, I just get out of a relationship about 3 monthes ago with a girl I've been with for alittle over a year with the most tasty snapper this side of the Mississippi, So now I've been seeing this other girl for about 1 month now and on saturday night I finally got into her pants, note: this girl is a solid 8 1/2, so I sent down a scout to play with the little man in the Boat, I'm expecting a nice rose scent or something along those lines, and what do I get fucking damn stinky pinky! It's like what the fuck you expect to lick that thing! What's the best why to tell her she needs to clean that trap! Come on Bro help me out. Mass

 

[Daeo]

I had the same problem with a French girl I met. I'm not sure what they're hygiene is like over there but she smelled like a tuna boat. She must've caught on to her atrocious smell cause the second time I was with her she freshened up...

 

[Champ]

hairy box's suck

 

[brickshithouse4080]

I feel for ya bro. There was this one gal I tassled a bit with that smelled worse than anything I've ever smelled. Now don't think me the shy slit participant, if I could only do one type of sexual thing, it would be going down on some pretty pussy. But damn, I smelled my finger from this girl and came very close to retching. Dude, I've smelled dead animals, rancid fast food grease traps, sewers, but this slice took the cake.
Most pussy taste excellent but yes, there are some unnaturally funky ones.
I would personally go the Captain Insano route and just use her face hole. Find a different dug-out to lap up.

 

[TRIPLE WHEY]

Actually, I quite like a girl with a smelly pussy. So much so, that I get them to piss first! Yummmm!!

 

[MassAmania]

Brickshithouse, I'm hoping that maybe it was just because we were out dancing and stuff and that It was a few hours that she had showered up. If this shit happens again I'm going to give her alittle smell of her own scent and tell her I can't deal with a skunky puss! It's like get a fucking clue. I would'nt expect a girl to suck my cock if I had a couple slices of chees stuck in my briefs for the whole day!

 

[brickshithouse4080]

LMFAO. Cheese! Oh shit.
You could always look into those individual nostril air filters you see in some spy movies.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

I agree with Kartchick. She has something wrong if it smells that bad.

Personally, I would never ever let a man go down on me unless I freshened up first. I think he should do the same.

 

[embryodead]

Buy her a duce as a present.. she'll get the message. I used to have a room mate that smelled like shit so I bought him some cologne and he got the idea.. and he started showering. Oh and hey if it fails, fucks some chick in the ass, don't wash your dick, and then ask the girl with the smelly pussy to give you head.

 

[LATINLOVER]

the girl probably has a vaginal infection ;tipical for women who uses to much douches or clean their shiet the wrong way and I mean their shiet.It could be a std too so watch out if you go down to the pantano watch the alagator. next time get her lots of cranberry vodkas.....

 

[guards]

Go down on her in the shower....if she still smells in there than...................."Houston, we have a problem"

 

[blood_drinker]

*OR* maybe she just doesn't clean it ! ever think of that?

 

[tonystrong]

Next time your with her, stick some fingers in there. Then suddely graze them past her nose so she smells it for herself. Then hopefully she'll realize it and get that hole cleaned

 

[MUSCLEBOUND]

Whatever you do, dont dip it!

I shagged the receptionist at work and she smelled so frickin god-awful. 2 days later, I wake up to go take a piss in the morning and I about fell to the floor it hurt so bad. It was some horrible shit. In order to take a piss, I had to brace one foot against the side of the tub, the other agains the sink, and hold onto the towel rack with both hands. Kinda funny now that I look back, but at the time it was hell. Hurt so bad that I actually had thoughts of stabbing myself to drain the bladder. Went to the doc, and they couldnt find anything. I went to work the next day and told her to get her stinky puss to the doc. Turns out, she "had some type of infection that a guy could catch and if caught, would cause burning." She claims the doc told her it was from "too much douching" Yeah fucking right.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Oh no!!! But that is kind of funny, I guess next time you'll remember to wear a condom!!!

 

[Juice_lee]

Straight out tell her " your shit stinks and if you want me to go down there, you better do something about it." And while your at it tell her to shave and that you demand anal.

 

[smallmovesal]

in big girls smells linger.... but otherwise no one should smell funky

 

[4mike]

Tough it out and eat that smelly pussy and then kiss her. She'll be able to smell herself 100%, and hopefully she'll get embarrased and clean herself.

 

[JUSTINCREDBOL]

Bro, just be honest with her in a nice way. Tell her what pleasures you want to giver her and ask her to douche once a week. If that is too straight up, go buy a few toys, some body oil, some lingerie and a douche for her and bring it to her. If she gets offended, send the douche to your ex...

 

[smallmovesal]

women aren't supposed to douche - it could upset her good bacteria and give her a yeast infection and THEN you'd really be SOL with her... LOL

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Yeah, we are supposed to smell like a flower anyway. Simple soap and water should do the trick. If that doesn't help take her to a gyno!!!! She may have an infection.

Otherwise, maybe her mom never taught her to take care of herself.

I cannot believe any woman who knew she wasn't clean would let her boyfriend sample it without being embarrassed as hell. That does not happen in my world. No, sir!!!!

 

[panther]

I dated a girl who I could smell through her clothes. The day I took her pants off to finger her I was hit in the face with a malodorous stench. My finger smelled for days. I kicked that girl to the curb with the quickness. Just sickening.

 

[Goldensun7]

ANTIBIOTIC

Don't dump her yet!! Somehow you need to tell her to go see her doc and get a script for an antibiotic. I asked my doc bud what made a puss smell like a fish. It is an "infection" a week or so on an antibiotic and it will be good as new!!

 

[2swol]

Stinky Poontang?

Hey man stinky poon sucks ass! We all know what it's like to be in 6 th gear headed down the stretch only to have the trasmission fall out. Just be open and honest with her and explain in a nice way that she might want to tidy up down there. ALso give her another chance because many factors come into play when you are talking about that region, food, diet, tiem of month, etc.... Hang in there man!

 

[thefacelessballer]

i can relate. i was gonna go down on this hot chick one.. except it smelt like a fishing boat... the moment was over after that

 

[panther]

Man I had to dump her. My friends could smell that stench 2 days after shewas over. That would crush my game with other chicks I would bring to my apartment.

 

[Burning_Inside]

<-------- has licked smelly poon

 

[djane]

next time you get intimate with her, suggest you take a shower together, and then you can wash eachother and that way you'll know it's clean. i have a really funny story about this topic but i think MB would disown me if i told it.

 

[madbomber31]

no no, now i must hear your "funny story"... you got me thinking now...