Slamming another man in the ass is pretty alpha

[IronPL]

I mean, a large part of our daily lives is devoted to getting one over on other men in a bid to woo women. We spend hours in the gym and we buy nice clothes and have our hair cut at expensive barbers, then when we're socializing we always try and outdo the other men in any respect, whether it be in funny stories, scary tales or just physical competition.

All this in the pursuit of the feeling of being alpha. But think about it, what could feel more alpha than having another man begging for your cock. Surely pounding a male ass makes you the ultimate alpha, no?

 

[Tami Bellon]

ok THAT is FUNNY!!!! lol

 

[chris302001]

wow...

 

[bigtravis]

I mean, a large part of our daily lives is devoted to getting one over on other men in a bid to woo women. We spend hours in the gym and we buy nice clothes and have our hair cut at expensive barbers, then when we're socializing we always try and outdo the other men in any respect, whether it be in funny stories, scary tales or just physical competition.

All this in the pursuit of the feeling of being alpha. But think about it, what could feel more alpha than having another man begging for your cock. Surely pounding a male ass makes you the ultimate alpha, no?

Puddle speaks again...

 

[stosstruppe]

I mean, a large part of our daily lives is devoted to getting one over on other men in a bid to woo women.

Like a real alpha man gives a fuck. Bitches be lining up to wrap their gums round his plums if he be all dat yo.

 

[grubd]

ugh, don't know if i should cringe or grin

 

[chewyxrage]

lmfao! Wow....Um, No.

 

[jackangel]

i don't do much of that, if at all. must explain the lack of desire to pound man ass.

 

[bigtravis]

Top thread. AAP in 3-2-1

 

[puddlemonkey]

Surely pounding a male ass makes you the ultimate alpha, no?

Try it out and let us know how it goes.

 

[bigtravis]

Try it out and let us know how it goes.

Why are you talking to yourself through your alter?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Why are you talking to yourself through your alter?

Why are you talking at all? Know your place.

 

[IronPL]

Try it out and let us know how it goes.

Do you want to party with me?

 

[SpyWizard]

nope, that does not make you an alpha

that makes you a homosexual..

But causing fear, raping the women and destroying the lands that makes you the alpha..

 

[jnevin]

Like a real alpha man gives a fuck. Bitches be lining up to wrap their gums round his plums if he be all dat yo.

Reading this in a Scottish accent made me do lolz.

 

[Mr. dB]

 

[redsamurai]

But causing fear, raping the women and destroying the lands that makes you the alpha..

1) ^^^^wtf?

2) how the fuck did I miss this thread?


so who's alter was this guy? was it confirmed to be puddles?

awesome thread, totw material.

 

[_Yossarian_]

stolen bit from someone( old adam carolla from loveline maybe?). Only you changed it a little in a poor attempt to make it your own and failed miserably.

Next time, original material only please.

 

[Razorguns]

If you scream ARRR!!! after slamming another guy -- you're not geigh.

r

 

[redsamurai]

If you scream ARRR!!! after slamming another guy -- you're not geigh.

r

so as long as you captain jack it, it's not teh geigh??...


fucking awesome^^^

 

[puddlemonkey]

stolen bit from someone( old adam carolla from loveline maybe?). Only you changed it a little in a poor attempt to make it your own and failed miserably.

Next time, original material only please.

well look who it is, what's with you rarely posting anymore?