** sigh ** Women...

[Athos]

I hate cawking.

First you got to dig out the old moldy cawk and that's a pain in the ass...then when you put in the new cawk, it's never straight around the edges of the tub and then it's all a messy clean-up.

Oh!
You meant your dick...never mind.

 

[Gymgurl]

Let me clean your cawking gun Athos

 

[Sub-Zero]

whenever a new girl joins, she is almost immediately accused of being an alter, some other user that posts here but created a new account for XXXX reason. You'll probably be accused of being a guy at some point.

Sorry, but it happens around here a lot, just ignore it

its true tho, theres only like 4 or 5 girls and they all showed up to the EF atlanta meet,

and if they didnt then they need to prove their ID with tata picvs

 

[Gymgurl]

Crap....what about a personal reference....

 

[concordsize]

or a phone number

 

[artrius]

Crap....what about a personal reference....

hummmmm well i think you need to come convince me that you are who you say you are, and that your ass really is yours. I'm a very thorough inspector, keep that in mind

 

[Gymgurl]

Do I get to go to Texas??? Woooo hooooo!!

 

[artrius]

Do I get to go to Texas??? Woooo hooooo!!

well I'm in VA due to military

 

[Gymgurl]

Okay I will meet ya there....go awol and head to Texas so you can be my cowboy!!!

 

[artrius]

Okay I will meet ya there....go awol and head to Texas so you can be my cowboy!!!

Actually I'll be in San Antonio the weekend after next

I don't have a cowboy hat, but I do have a kickass Indana Jones Fedora