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Should I shave my balls ladies?

TOMCAT said:
I tried it once until my wife said it was like licking sandpaper...

You're doin' something wrong, should feel as soft as a babys ass when you're done. Try putting a blade in the razor. For an added treat, splash on some Gold Bond medicated powder right after. Talk about refreshing! Don't use aftershave, tried that once, if my 357 was handy, I'd have killed myself to avoid the pain.
 
I'm dying laughing just thinking about that concept.

Imagine some dumbass touching that spinning shit to his left nut...

Oh man...
 
Jantana

Toss on a little Jan-Tana hair remover grit your teeth through the burn and then enjoy that chick tea-baggin your silky soft nuts that night.


Oh and for added fun forget the after shave sprtitz a teaspoon of vinilla extract on them muggs you might even get a second date if you don't pull her hair......
 
smallmovesal said:
i say au natural since you asked superdude*

*that's a simpsons reference. :)

wow, more simpsons references... by a girl none the less!!!!

although i have to admit i don't remember that episode. refresh my memory...
 
XbdawggX said:


wow, more simpsons references... by a girl none the less!!!!

although i have to admit i don't remember that episode. refresh my memory...

hey what's that s'posed to mean?

i have probably seen every simpsons episode at least 5 times i swear.

anyway, i was referring to the episode where the school's hamster named superdude died and they buried him on the school grounds and it struck oil... remember that one? :)
 
whoa, whoa, whoa... i wasn't trying to offend. it just seems that girls aren't into the show as much as guys. that's awesome that you're a fan.

and i do remember that episode. with burns slant-drilling company.

wow, a simpsons fan... and she's got the short-hair thing going on... does this girl lack anything!?!

smallmovesal said:


hey what's that s'posed to mean?

i have probably seen every simpsons episode at least 5 times i swear.

anyway, i was referring to the episode where the school's hamster named superdude died and they buried him on the school grounds and it struck oil... remember that one? :)
 
YES

You should.

And be careful would ya, blood is so hard to get out of towels.

:D
 
SHAVE 'DEM BALLS HH!

My hubby does his for me...I love them smooth and silky!
 
Stan O'Zolol said:
I would demand a shaved pussy in return.


That sounds fair.

No friction, but fair.





:rolleyes:
OK, someone had to have put something into my lemonade today. Where si this coming from.
 
not bad...

"i said i was sorry! ...sorry you're such jerks!"

that's a dandy.

or

"fat tony, i'm ashamed! you only helped me so you'd get something in return? i will say good day to you, sir!"

(yeah, i probably butchered that one)
 
principal skinner: and on the flute, ralph wiggum.
ralph: toot toot toot!
chief wiggum: that's some nice flutin' boy!

i always enjoy chief wiggum's rendition of jammin' :D
 
"Your flower power is no match for my GLOWER power!"

or how about...

"White people have names like 'Lenny' and black people have names like 'Karl'"

or in honor of my newfound love for boxing... homers nicknames of "the brick hit-house" or "the southern dandy"

or

"fustigation aside moe, can your boy homer give me three rounds?"
 
i enjoyed the whole episode where homer is charged with sexual harassment of the babysitter.

on rock bottom: i want that sweet sweet can... sweet sweet... no mr. simpson no [pause button screen]!
 
i tell ya. while i'm at it i go ahead and shave my asshole too. it's so much easier to wipe after a good release.:eek:
 
I trim it really close but I'm not getting a fucking blade that close to my balls... :eek:
 
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