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Should I confess??

bostonianboss

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Ok, let me give you a little back ground before I tell you all what it is that I did....

We have a sound system for music that is piped throughout the building where I work. All of the songs are on a loop, so the same song play at the exact same time everyday like clockwork. As bad as that may seem, it get's much worse. All of these songs are1970's, elevator, re-mix Christmas music that is played in ALL Acoustic!!!! It is a NIGHTMARE!!

I have been going crazy, literally, one of the speakers is directly above my head IN my office. I swear they do this shit on purpose.

Everyone has asked to change the music up and the owner is adamant about leaving it. The system is in a closet that is locked.

So, I have been trying to figure out how I can change this music. It needs to be done, not just for me, but for "The People", My People.

FYI- The last person who messed with system (before it was behind a locked door) was terminated on the spot, so I knew I had to be careful. Dont ask me why its such a big deal, but it is.

Here is what I did-

So, while the office manager was down eating lunch on Friday, I grabbed his keys off his desk and quickly unlocked the door and placed his keys back on his desk, then briskly walked downstairs back to my office.

Last night I was ready to go, I had my plan and was going to fix this music situation once and for all.

My plan was to pull the speaker wires from the ceiling and out of the back of the receiver, run them down the inside of the wall into an RCA-to-TRS connector and run it into our main computer (server).

So I used my laptop as a monitor to our main computer and installed XM Radio, trashed the icon, unhooked everything and got the XM working, took all of a couple of hours (Thanks to my Brother who helped me).

So, I put it on a good modern station (The Pulse) and IT WORKED!!!! We hid the speaker wires Really well, so there is NO way you can see where they are going.

It was music to my ears!! (Literally). So, this morning everyone is running around talking about the music. I sat back with a small grin on my face as I watched my co-workers dance to their new found love of what once held them captive, music.

And then, as fast as the smiles came, the disappeared, the Owner walks in and instantly runs to his office and pages our Office Manager. They were in his office for 3-4 minutes, our Office Manager comes out and starts walking directly towards my office and he was PISSED!!

Now I am shitting my pants right. All of these thoughts were going through my head....Shit, not only did I just change some music, i committed a crime?? Is it considered breaking and entering?? It was a closet...could I go to jail? All of these things are speeding threw my head as he walks closer and closer to my office.

He gets to the front of my office, points his finger at me with these stone cold, ice for blood eyes and says.....Follow me. So, now I'm like, fuuuuuuuuuuck, do they have cameras in here?? Theres no way, I've been here for years, I would know. As I follow him, my stomach is getting tighter and tighter with every step. I actually started to sweat and my hands were getting all clammy.

We get to his office, he tells me to have a seat. Now, I started to think to myself, F-this, all this over music?? These guys are ridiculous!! Idiots and Im gonna tell them, then reality sets in. (what the hell did you do)? Did I just F up my career over some tunes? You make way too much money to be doing this. All these emotions were racing through my head and I just didnt have a plan or an answer.

So, he asks me if I know who did this. Of course my response is, I have NO IDEA. I said to him; Who would go through all of this trouble just to change music? I said you have to admit though, the music did suck pretty bad...it was torturous I told him.

His response was nothing short of your typical pre-programmed manager, "whether or not, it isnt anyone’s choice what is played besides the name of the person on the building and until their name is on this building then they dont have that choice. He told me to find out who it was immediately. I got up, walked out and now I am completely beside myself.

The first thought was, hey, that dumbass Mark is a total piece of shit, no one likes him...and then, reality set back in again...can't do that. So, now I am at a cross road and stuck right in the middle of this shot storm....All in all, it is pretty funny and they cant find the source of the music. (this place isnt very technically advanced), lol.


What would you do?
 
You clearly don't have enough work to keep yourself busy. I vote you get Mark fired and assume his job on top of yours.


:D
 
Keep tight lipped, but act interested to him.
DO NOT blame someone else, no matter how much you may dislike them.

Funny story though
 
lol ..you were complaining about this a week ago. You've finally snapped! :)

LOL, that's right I was. I did snap. Still not sure what I'm going to do...You wouldnt think something so little would be such a Huge deal... Everyone is walking around here, coming into my office telling me they know who did it and that he heard this and she said that....it's TOOOOOO FUNNY! Our office manager is such a tool. This has him so frustrated and confussed. He's been in that closet all day. LMAO.

I JUST REALIZED, shit, I could have some REAL fun with this....I can log on to XM Radio and change the station ONLINE!!....hmmmm, who is ready for some HOWARD STERN????

Im doing it! I wish i could feed in a web cam so you all could see this place....LOL!!!

Shhhhhhhhhh
 
Do not confess. But don't let someone else take the fall for it either. If it's your job to find out, then just be unsuccessful at it. "No one will admit to it".

Oh, and since you knew that someone else got terminated on the spot for messing with the Muzak, you were a complete idiot for pulling this stunt.
 
Do not confess. But don't let someone else take the fall for it either. If it's your job to find out, then just be unsuccessful at it. "No one will admit to it".

Oh, and since you knew that someone else got terminated on the spot for messing with the Muzak, you were a complete idiot for pulling this stunt.


I'm obviously not going to say anything at this point. Sometimes, you can only take so much and the more I think about it, the less I give a shit.

The last guy that was term'd on the spot was just a complete idiot/moron anyway. He entered the closet KNOWING if he turned that music off he was getting axed. So, I think that is one of the reasons why the music is such a big deal...

no one is getting any work done today...

Music is still going strong...lmao
 
I'm obviously not going to say anything at this point. Sometimes, you can only take so much and the more I think about it, the less I give a shit.

The last guy that was term'd on the spot was just a complete idiot/moron anyway. He entered the closet KNOWING if he turned that music off he was getting axed. So, I think that is one of the reasons why the music is such a big deal...

no one is getting any work done today...

Music is still going strong...lmao

but so did you bor lol now you will have to forever live out your days there keeping this huge lie from ever being found out.
 
LOL, that's right I was. I did snap. Still not sure what I'm going to do...You wouldnt think something so little would be such a Huge deal... Everyone is walking around here, coming into my office telling me they know who did it and that he heard this and she said that....it's TOOOOOO FUNNY! Our office manager is such a tool. This has him so frustrated and confussed. He's been in that closet all day. LMAO.

I JUST REALIZED, shit, I could have some REAL fun with this....I can log on to XM Radio and change the station ONLINE!!....hmmmm, who is ready for some HOWARD STERN????

Im doing it! I wish i could feed in a web cam so you all could see this place....LOL!!!

Shhhhhhhhhh

lol omg this is hilarious. Keep us updated. Don't say anything. It's too late now. Now, go online and change it to octane :)
 
Reminds me of 40 year old virgin when Paul Rudd can't stand that video on a loop. I'm o burn this place down!
 
I'm assuming you used your own subscription information for XM online. Can the IT people track down the activity on the night in question and finger you?
 
I wouldn't push it any further and cover tracks as best as possible. Great story by the way.
Reminds me of the time I was at this fucking SICK party with hoit naked chicks running around everywhere and this girl I knew from HS from all over me and kissing the side of my face. Her friend took a picture of it and everything. About 30 minutes later her BF asked me to help find the guy hooking up with his GF. I had no idea what he was talking about... As I walk through the house looking for this guy my friend grabs me and told me he was looking for me, lol.
 
I'm assuming you used your own subscription information for XM online. Can the IT people track down the activity on the night in question and finger you?


Our IT dept consists of our Office Manager and he's a moron. He is still in that fucking closet....lmao.

I erased the icon off the computer server, so he will never find it. Ill uninstall everything soon, but this is much more fun than I imagined. They are clueless, but it is giving everyone something to do...

There is about 20 or so people in the company, so not too big. I manage the Marketing dept which consists of 4 of us and there is approx 10 or so sales people, office manager, owner and our runner Mayo (I hate this guy)!
 
Ill update everyone shortly....BIG things to tell. I'm actually having too much fun. I played about 10 minutes of Howard Stern, the place BLEW UP!! TOO FUNNY! I almost pissed my pants. They know someone is messing with them now. I switched the station a few times... Gotta log off for a few and do a little clean up...
 
1st i'd have my resume already going out, a person/owner that is that ridged about change (maybe his dead mother loved those songs and always played them) then I'd move on long before they found out..
 
I love your story, but aren't your work and laptop IP addresses searchable?
 
Tell your bos you cant find who did it but to let you take a whack at fixing it, hopefully fixing it will calm him down and he'll leave it like that... be careful your boss sounds pretty angry and he seems stubborn enough to hire someone to get to the bottom of this....
 
Update- Big meeting yesterday. Our Office bitch (manager) called everyone in. Picture this- You have a little man about 5'4", little sloppy pot belly, late 40's, never married, going threw some type of mid-life crisis, drives a Red (no shit) Miata and the only hair is about 2 1/2 inches above his ears that wraps straight around the back of his head. Picture the show "The Office", that's where I work.

Ok, so he is standing in front of everyone, sweating like he just ran 15 miles (when it was actually only 15 steps) trying to catch his breathe. In short, he says: I can't do this anymore (this guy is on the edge of crying he is so frustrated), I have wasted more time trying to find out who it was that tampered with our system. If someone doesnt come forward and take responsibility for this then I am going to get really, really mad. *Now, you can just imagine at this point Everyone is snickering under their breathe because this guy is just losing it. He hears as some people start to chuckle, he points them out and says: That's it, you TWO (two sales people), you think this is funny? Do you Really, think this is funny. One of them (a new guy who has been here about a month) says: Ya, I do, and I think all of this is a Colossal waste of everyone's time. All of this over what??? Some music?? Everyone just kind of sat there and the look on the Office Managers face was classic. He tries and responds but starts to stutter a little and of course Mayo (the a-hole he is, was actually pretty funny yesterday) says...Sp Sp Sp SSSSSSPPPPPPPid it out Junah! As silly as it sounds it was Hilarious!! Everyone Lost it, Most people had tears in their eyes. Needless to say, Mayo doesnt work here anymore. After our meeting, our yellowed, sweaty, runny arm pitted office manager let him go for his outburst during the meeting. On Mayo's way out of course he leaves in typical Mayo fashion, calls everyone Faggots and walks out...

As glad as I am that he is gone, for the one single moment in the meeting I think I actually respected the guy.........NAH, fuck him, he's still an a-hole.

So, after the meeting everyone is in my office (right outside the door) and one of the Sales guys (good guy) is talking to someone else and I hear him say a little classic rock would be nice for a little bit. Well, as the music God of my work place, I feel that I must grant the wishes of the People. So, a couple hours later Aerosmith is jamming followed by Stairway to heaven. I gotta tell you, ever NEVER seen this place So alive. I truly havent. People's blood is moving. Can't tell if it's the Music or Mayo being gone, actually, I'm sure its a combination of both.

Our office Manager (Teddy) has now been in the owners office for about an hour or so. Everyone of course is wondering what is going on, so as ruler of this small world, I decide to break up chit chat so I went to play some Comedy. Thought it would be fun, plus they were in the Owners office (theres no speakers in there), the problem came in when it went straight to Raw Dog and I couldnt get it off. For those of you who dont know, it's a pretty bad comedy. I couldnt for the life of me get it off. All you could hear was: F this F that, your Mother F, your Sister F....I was like what the F!! Everyone is looking around laughing thier ass's off. I mean, it was pretty funny, but I finally changed the station to Laugh USA. Jeeezus, I was shitting my pants.

Ok, so Teddy is now out of that meeting with the Owner and where does he go, straight from his office to the closet!!! LMAO! This is just too much. We can hear him in there swearing and hitting the wall (not hard, he's only 5'4") and then all of a sudden he starts carring out small peices of sheetrock...I said OH SHIT.

The great thing is that Teddy would NEVER suspect me as I am one of the Managers here, it just wouldnt make sense, plus, they ALL come to me and ask my opinion. I just tell everyone the same thing, I dont know nor do I care, all I know is that I like the change. Now, out of nowhere Teddy's tie comes flying out of the closet, followed by his shirt and all of a sudden you hear one of the girls start SCREAMING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! and here come Teddy walking out with nothing but a yellow sweat stained soaking wet WIFE BEATER and slacks dripping with Sweat, just the Nastiest fucking thing youve ever seen! Now, this is when things got a little shaky. Teddy calls me over to help him, I told him, I will take a look, but what the fuck are you looking for??? And, I will NOT go in the closet WITH you. He tells me to try and find out where the music is coming from. No sooner do I walk in that closet, I can see the wires instantly going straight down stairs. That's when I needed to do a little clean up. I told Teddy to go take a break and he (in a panic) said he needed to fix this today or else Marv said. (Marv is the owner).

Here I am thinking to myself, well, it was good while it lasted. Then all of a sudden, I thought, what if something worse happened than the music. What if I could do something that just made the music look like a fly in the house??? So quickly I moved the wires the best I could, used duct tape to tape them back behind the remaining sheetrock. Now, I just bought myself more time...So, what was it that I could do that would make this look like nothing at all. **We need this music in here more than you all could imagine** It was SOOOOO bad, you all have NO IDEA. This MUSIC needs to stay under all circumstances.

So, after the meeting the Owner, doesnt say anything to anyone, grabs his coat and walks out. Now, this guy is starting to piss me off a little. He owns this company (thats makes a shit load of money) and has a hair accross his ass about music. Wont speak to anyone (never has) and walks around here like we should all quiver in our boots and bow to him as he walks by.

Well, I've got news for him. I think it's time to take this to the next level. I called my Brother who is a genius with electronics and we are going to fuck with him a little bit (you know, harmless and untraceable stuff). Really...this will be fun.

Be back later with the Plan for the "BOSS MAN"....
 
I love your story, but aren't your work and laptop IP addresses searchable?


I know it all is. But, No one has the ability to do it. It's just not that kind of company. So, unless they bring in an outside company (which I doubt they would do. Well, let's pray they dont) then I think I'm pretty safe.
 
Update- Big meeting yesterday. Our Office bitch (manager) called everyone in. Picture this- You have a little man about 5'4", little sloppy pot belly, late 40's, never married, going threw some type of mid-life crisis, drives a Red (no shit) Miata and the only hair is about 2 1/2 inches above his ears that wraps straight around the back of his head. Picture the show "The Office", that's where I work.

Ok, so he is standing in front of everyone, sweating like he just ran 15 miles (when it was actually only 15 steps) trying to catch his breathe. In short, he says: I can't do this anymore (this guy is on the edge of crying he is so frustrated), I have wasted more time trying to find out who it was that tampered with our system. If someone doesnt come forward and take responsibility for this then I am going to get really, really mad. *Now, you can just imagine at this point Everyone is snickering under their breathe because this guy is just losing it. He hears as some people start to chuckle, he points them out and says: That's it, you TWO (two sales people), you think this is funny? Do you Really, think this is funny. One of them (a new guy who has been here about a month) says: Ya, I do, and I think all of this is a Colossal waste of everyone's time. All of this over what??? Some music?? Everyone just kind of sat there and the look on the Office Managers face was classic. He tries and responds but starts to stutter a little and of course Mayo (the a-hole he is, was actually pretty funny yesterday) says...Sp Sp Sp SSSSSSPPPPPPPid it out Junah! As silly as it sounds it was Hilarious!! Everyone Lost it, Most people had tears in their eyes. Needless to say, Mayo doesnt work here anymore. After our meeting, our yellowed, sweaty, runny arm pitted office manager let him go for his outburst during the meeting. On Mayo's way out of course he leaves in typical Mayo fashion, calls everyone Faggots and walks out...

As glad as I am that he is gone, for the one single moment in the meeting I think I actually respected the guy.........NAH, fuck him, he's still an a-hole.

So, after the meeting everyone is in my office (right outside the door) and one of the Sales guys (good guy) is talking to someone else and I hear him say a little classic rock would be nice for a little bit. Well, as the music God of my work place, I feel that I must grant the wishes of the People. So, a couple hours later Aerosmith is jamming followed by Stairway to heaven. I gotta tell you, ever NEVER seen this place So alive. I truly havent. People's blood is moving. Can't tell if it's the Music or Mayo being gone, actually, I'm sure its a combination of both.

Our office Manager (Teddy) has now been in the owners office for about an hour or so. Everyone of course is wondering what is going on, so as ruler of this small world, I decide to break up chit chat so I went to play some Comedy. Thought it would be fun, plus they were in the Owners office (theres no speakers in there), the problem came in when it went straight to Raw Dog and I couldnt get it off. For those of you who dont know, it's a pretty bad comedy. I couldnt for the life of me get it off. All you could hear was: F this F that, your Mother F, your Sister F....I was like what the F!! Everyone is looking around laughing thier ass's off. I mean, it was pretty funny, but I finally changed the station to Laugh USA. Jeeezus, I was shitting my pants.

Ok, so Teddy is now out of that meeting with the Owner and where does he go, straight from his office to the closet!!! LMAO! This is just too much. We can hear him in there swearing and hitting the wall (not hard, he's only 5'4") and then all of a sudden he starts carring out small peices of sheetrock...I said OH SHIT.

The great thing is that Teddy would NEVER suspect me as I am one of the Managers here, it just wouldnt make sense, plus, they ALL come to me and ask my opinion. I just tell everyone the same thing, I dont know nor do I care, all I know is that I like the change. Now, out of nowhere Teddy's tie comes flying out of the closet, followed by his shirt and all of a sudden you hear one of the girls start SCREAMING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! and here come Teddy walking out with nothing but a yellow sweat stained soaking wet WIFE BEATER and slacks dripping with Sweat, just the Nastiest fucking thing youve ever seen! Now, this is when things got a little shaky. Teddy calls me over to help him, I told him, I will take a look, but what the fuck are you looking for??? And, I will NOT go in the closet WITH you. He tells me to try and find out where the music is coming from. No sooner do I walk in that closet, I can see the wires instantly going straight down stairs. That's when I needed to do a little clean up. I told Teddy to go take a break and he (in a panic) said he needed to fix this today or else Marv said. (Marv is the owner).

Here I am thinking to myself, well, it was good while it lasted. Then all of a sudden, I thought, what if something worse happened than the music. What if I could do something that just made the music look like a fly in the house??? So quickly I moved the wires the best I could, used duct tape to tape them back behind the remaining sheetrock. Now, I just bought myself more time...So, what was it that I could do that would make this look like nothing at all. **We need this music in here more than you all could imagine** It was SOOOOO bad, you all have NO IDEA. This MUSIC needs to stay under all circumstances.

So, after the meeting the Owner, doesnt say anything to anyone, grabs his coat and walks out. Now, this guy is starting to piss me off a little. He owns this company (thats makes a shit load of money) and has a hair accross his ass about music. Wont speak to anyone (never has) and walks around here like we should all quiver in our boots and bow to him as he walks by.

Well, I've got news for him. I think it's time to take this to the next level. I called my Brother who is a genius with electronics and we are going to fuck with him a little bit (you know, harmless and untraceable stuff). Really...this will be fun.

Be back later with the Plan for the "BOSS MAN"....


So initially you were afraid of being fired and now it's like you are asking for it, you should really stop now while you are ahead, reality is if they find out and fire you then you will have bad references from that place.
 
LOL ok I haven't check IP's (probably a proxy anyways) but I am postive this is an alter messing with all of us... at least its one of the most interesting alters we have had in years. I got two guess on who it would be. :)
 
Damn, I guess u don't mind being fired and losing unemployment insurance. Oh well.

Shitty place to work - start looking while u can. I'd never work at such a crappy job. Oh and hope ur not posting tihs while at work :)

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Well, another day in the life of the Drama Shop. Yesterday was a Big day with tons of changes.

I came in yesterday morning as usual. I rolled in about 7:45am (we come through the back), noticed that the door was already open, really didn’t think much of it so I sat down at my desk, open my coffee and realized ….hmmmm, it’s quiet in here…WAIT! There is NO MUSIC!!! WTF?!?!?

Ok, so here I am looking like a deer in headlights, completely in another world as beads of sweat to form on my forehead. My heart starts to beat a little faster and the only word the comes to my head is…..

“F * C K”!!!

So, I run the front window and I see the owners car out front and TWO Vans. I immediately turn around, run down the hall, look up the stairs and see the lights on. Now, mind you, the owner NEVER walks in before 12 noon, EVER.

So, now I am REALLY starting to panic. Thoughts are just flying through my head. My immediate response is to go back to my office and pretend that nothing is wrong, but then my curiosity got the best of me, so I ventured up stairs.

I didn’t get half way around the corner and I could hear talking and then out of nowhere the Owner comes to the edge of the stairs and says:, “Oh, you’re here, follow me.
Now, I’ve been here for a while and that was probably the Longest conversation I’ve had with him.

As we are walking towards his office I am wondering what the hell is going to happen. I am thinking: Should I just confess if he asks? What if he knows it’s me that did it and starts playing dumb to see if I’ll be honest with him? All of these thoughts were racing through my head like a damn emotional roller coaster. Then all of a sudden I realized that it doesn’t matter because….well, just because. All in all, the outcome is of my own demise. No one caused this but myself and to be honest, I wouldn’t have changed a thing, I’d do it all over again. I hated that Fucking music…Hated it. I hated SO much that I would have left anyway. So, if I changed something for the good of my co-workers, then well, I can live with that. Let him fire me, I’m not worried, nor do I really give a shit.

So, as I am walking down the hallway, I pass the closet I see the door cracked open and the Electrician (some 22 year old kid, probably an apprentice) glares over with this smirk on his face as if he knew. But then, all of a sudden I took a deep breath as I approach his office and immediately this calming well being just took over my body, almost a rush of pure natural ecstasy. It was quite surreal. Every worry just left my body and all my fear just disappeared.

I enter his office and he tells me to have a seat. I sit down thinking, well this is the end. With no fear I blurt out: “Listen, I appreciate what is going on, but this office is Full of drama and to be quite honest with you I’m tired of the games. I can’t work in these conditions and I don’t think you provide an ideal working environment for any of your employees. (I lean in a little closer, put my hands on his desk and say): Unfortunately, I’m going to have to give you my notice unless some drastic changes are made and are made today. And as far as the music crap is concerned, Save your breath, It’s not up for discussion.

And, just as I ended my statement I felt my ass checks squeezing together holding the rest of the shit that was seeping into my pants… Oh man, now what do I do. Do I grab a rage after he throws me out to clean up the stain I left on his seat or do I just leave…lol.

Here’s the unbelievable part:
He looks at me and just as I did, leans in and says; “I never knew you had such a big pair of balls?”

It seemed like an eternity went by. I just stared at him, I didn’t know what the hell to say, so like an idiot, I say, “I didn’t think you had such bad taste in music”….lmao, I really have NO IDEA where that came from. I started to laugh a little, but he didn’t think it was funny. Then I look at him and said, “Well, I guess some things are just funnier in your head”. That didn’t go over well either…Shit, I thought it was hilarious.

Just then the pot smoking electrician came in and handed him a bunch of keys…???? I looked at him and said to myself keys??? I was really puzzled. The Boss thanked him, took one of the keys and tossed it across his desk at me…I picked it up and asked: “What is this for”? He replied: I changed the locks. I instantly turned around and noticed that our Office Bitches door was still closed… I instantly thought, he should have been here by now…
Just as soon as I turned my head, he says to me: Never mind what’s going on behind you, we have more important issues discuss….
 
Tell your bos you cant find who did it but to let you take a whack at fixing it, hopefully fixing it will calm him down and he'll leave it like that... be careful your boss sounds pretty angry and he seems stubborn enough to hire someone to get to the bottom of this....

Exactly.
 
LOL ok I haven't check IP's (probably a proxy anyways) but I am postive this is an alter messing with all of us... at least its one of the most interesting alters we have had in years. I got two guess on who it would be. :)

Sure it is. This entire story is utter bullshit, but it's entertaining. :lmao:


also, let's post both versions, bro


Well, another day in the life of the Drama Shop. Yesterday was a Big day with tons of changes.

I came in yesterday morning as usual. I rolled in about 7:45am (we come through the back), noticed that the door was already open, really didn’t think much of it so I sat down at my desk, open my coffee and realized ….hmmmm, it’s quiet in here…WAIT! There is NO MUSIC!!! WTF?!?!?
Ok, so here I am looking like a deer in headlights, completely in another world as beads of sweat to form on my forehead. My heart starts to beat a little faster and the only word the comes to my head is…..
“F * C K”!!!
So, I run the front window and I see the owners car out front and TWO Vans. I immediately turn around, run down the hall, look up the stairs and see the lights on. Now, mind you, the owner NEVER walks in before 12 noon, EVER.
So, now I am REALLY starting to panic. Thoughts are just flying through my head. My immediate response is to go back to my office and pretend that nothing is wrong, but then my curiosity got the best of me, so I ventured up stairs.
I didn’t get half way around the corner and I could hear talking and then out of nowhere the Owner comes to the edge of the stairs and says:, “Oh, you’re here, follow me.
Now, I’ve been here for a while and that was probably the Longest conversation I’ve had with him.
As we are walking towards his office I am wondering what the hell is going to happen. I am thinking: Should I just confess if he asks? What if he knows it’s me that did it and starts playing dumb to see if I’ll be honest with him? All of these thoughts were racing through my head like a damn emotional roller coaster. Then all of a sudden I realized that it doesn’t matter because….well, just because. All in all, the outcome is of my own demise. No one caused this but myself and to be honest, I wouldn’t have changed a thing, I’d do it all over again. I hated that Fucking music…Hated it. I hated SO much that I would have left anyway. So, if I changed something for the good of my co-workers, then well, I can live with that. Let him fire me, I’m not worried, nor do I really give a shit.
So, as I am walking down the hallway, I pass the closet I see the door cracked open and the Electrician (some 22 year old kid, probably an apprentice) glares over with this smirk on his face as if he knew. But then, all of a sudden I took a deep breath as I approach his office and immediately this calming well being just took over my body, almost a rush of pure natural ecstasy. It was quite surreal. Every worry just left my body and all my fear just disappeared.
I enter his office and he tells me to have a seat. I sit down thinking, well this is the end. With no fear I blurt out: “Listen, I appreciate what is going on, but this office is Full of drama and to be quite honest with you I’m tired of the games. I can’t work in these conditions and I don’t think you provide an ideal working environment for any of your employees. (I lean in a little closer, put my hands on his desk and say): Unfortunately, I’m going to have to give you my notice unless some drastic changes are made and are made today. And as far as the music crap is concerned, Save your breath, It’s not up for discussion.
And, just as I ended my statement I felt my ass checks squeezing together holding the rest of the shit that was seeping into my pants… Oh man, now what do I do. Do I grab a rage after he throws me out to clean up the stain I left on his seat or do I just leave…lol.
Here’s the unbelievable part:
He looks at me and just as I did, leans in and says; “I never knew you had such a big pair of balls?”
It seemed like an eternity went by. I just stared at him, I didn’t know what the hell to say, so like an idiot, I say, “I didn’t think you had such bad taste in music”….lmao, I really have NO IDEA where that came from. I started to laugh a little, but he didn’t think it was funny. Then I look at him and said, “Well, I guess some things are just funnier in your head”. That didn’t go over well either…Shit, I thought it was hilarious.
Just then the pot smoking electrician came in and handed him a bunch of keys…???? I looked at him and said to myself keys??? I was really puzzled. The Boss thanked him, took one of the keys and tossed it across his desk at me…I picked it up and asked: “What is this for”? He replied: I changed the locks. I instantly turned around and noticed that our Office Bitches door was still closed… I instantly thought, he should have been here by now…
Just as soon as I turned my head, he says to me: Never mind what’s going on behind you, we have more important issues discuss….
 
This has to be fiction.

And Sulma could you just highlight the different parts so I don't have to try to spot the changes?
 
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