*SHOCKING* Paris Hilton arrested for cocaine

[cryptosporidium]

i am shocked.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Why would this woman need both a manager and a publicist for doing absolutely nothing?

Daddy has too much money, she's just trying to do her part by seeing it gets spent.

 

[nimbus]

cocaine is a felonio?

 

[PICK3]

i am shocked.

i'm stupefied

 

[wootoom]

im sam

 

[-SD-]

I am Tiger Woods.

 

[-SD-]

you look like him

yea except for the race, beard, jacket, eye color its pretty damn close.

 

[wootoom]

you look like him

 

[CheapPinz]

that's funny...what's the shocking part about her being caught with a party drug? a shocking headline would be Paris Hilton graduates with honors....I'd be blown away with that one.

 

[-SD-]

that's funny...what's the shocking part about her being caught with a party drug? a shocking headline would be Paris Hilton graduates with honors....I'd be blown away with that one.

check your sarcasm detector bro, i think its broken