Seriously, did you know that Coca-Cola, back in the day, actually had Cocaine in it and was used as a heal all elixir - a "mother's little helper" if you would?
The dude who made coke was a morphine addict. The coke got him off one drug and got him hooked on another. Although I'm sure a coke addiction doesn't entail as much pain as a morphine addiction. Pepsi is better, although I haven't drank that shit in years.
The phosphorous in normal foods can leech the calcium out of bones anyway.