She asks, "Where are your balls?"

[DJV]

Gentlemen (and ladies),

Recently began my first cycle and my nuts are strarting to disappear - strange feeling - not to have balls for the first time in my life (as many of you might recall).

Anyway, what happens when I get a blow job, she goes to grab my nut sack (especially before I get hard), realizes that my balls are missing, and gets grossed out or asks what happened to my balls! Uuuhh, uuhhh, well . . . in Vietnam . . uuhh. Seriously, what the hell do you guys say?

Thanks in advance!

 

[Big Jroy]

Your balls really arent that small are they? Seriously. Are they like the size of BB's or somthing now? If so then you need to jump off cycle now or lose your balls forever.

 

[DJV]

No, they aren't that small, they are just starting to climb up out of my sack - I keep pushing them back down and they keep heading north. The size hasn't changed - just the location.

 

[gingersnap]

Well, I really like balls to be there. I would suggest you stop that stuff you're taking. If she says anything just tell her the truth...geez I hope they come back. Maybe if you wear boxers they will have more of an opportunity to hang.

 

[AustinTX]

start taking HCG so you won't have anything to explain....

 

[bitter_man]

That doesn't sound like a good thing. Your balls should be there.

 

[fsupat70]

thats normal for them to go up like that when on cycle

 

[howdythare]

Yeah... just run HCG and you'll be fine bro.... shrinkage is totally expected, and slight displacement (which is only temporary).

 

[ZKaudio]

why dohn't you post this on the anabolic board... you're not going to get intelligent responses here ne ways..