Share your 'Will you marry me' stories.

[GoldenDelicious]

suckers in denial. now theres something new

 

[Forge]

I just reread this thread today, and it brought a tear to my eye. you guys are so nice. i mean, it almost made me feel bad that, well...my story was total bullshit

Ah, I knew you didn't have balls like that! If you had then you would have hooked up with that model instead of letting her just walk out of your life like the limp-dick pansy that you are. Yet again you prove yourself!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Ah, I knew you didn't have balls like that! If you had then you would have hooked up with that model instead of letting her just walk out of your life like the limp-dick pansy that you are. Yet again you prove yourself!

forge, my balls are so big that i have only ever done weighted dips, alright

hater

im going to mail you her underwear

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Ban the asswipe. I was about to go into my full anti-bitches mode.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Ban the asswipe. I was about to go into my full anti-bitches mode.

Dude I've already passed a 300 signature petition around and handed it to George Spelwin himself, but somehow he's still here.

Perhaps we can all pitch in and buy a 'banning'. You know, like how we can buy karma now.

 

[jerseyart]

LOL@ Golden

I should have gone with my instincts and called bullshit at the aprt where the chick said yes.

 

[ChefWide]

LOL@ Golden

I should have gone with my instincts and called bullshit at the aprt where the chick said yes.

She could have been blind, or maybe she thought he asked "Will you carry me?"

 

[Roid Pimp]

"Does this mean we have to get married now" ?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

omg someoen gimme oxygen, i cant stop giggling aaaaaaaaaaah another classic thread uncovered

lololol im going to go digging somemore, and see how many more suckers i can find

 

[Raina]

Any threads about marriage now make me cringe.