Sexual Trivia

[vixenbabe]

Apparently, big breasts don't do it for the Ponapean men of the Eastern Caroline Islands, who like large labia.Women, reportedly apply stinging ants to swell their "nether" regions- and employ aging, impotent men to suck and pull on their genitals. ***Can we say Wodin's new job venture?***
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The Trobriard men and women have foreplay figured out too. Forget sensual massage and Barry White CD's: Their sex warm up has traditonally involved removing their partner's lice, which are eaten as a precopulatory snack!****I'm guessing Knigh69 could substitute crabs in this case***I'M KIDDING!
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In Myanmar, men have been known to implant metal bells under their foreskin. They make the penis look larger, and the sound and feeling turn women on---plus, they'll always hear him coming.***I rather like this idea for my hubby so I know where he is at ALL times****

 

[Paulos]

!****I'm guessing Knigh69 could substitute crabs in this case***I'M KIDDING!

 

[Paulos]

By the way, Nice Avatar Vix.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I WEEWY WUV U GAB!

 

[Puddles]

Makes me glad I live in the US!

 

[vixenbabe]

I'm keen on Kinimom too!

Hello Kronkette-Where u been hiding ya sassy and sexy vixen?

Mrs. Puddles- It' s interesting too see other culture's sexual rituals isn't it?

Why, what pretty peepers you have Mrs. P!

 

[vixenbabe]

Paulos...Hello!

 

[The Ranger]

Vix Darl'in......You have Waaaaaaay too much time on your hands Babe....I think I can come up with something to occupy your time a wee bit better....Heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[Bikini Mod]

Pretty BIG words.....



From such a small man.

 

[vixenbabe]

Ranger, I have a special place for you in my .... FREEZER!

And....By the sounds of it...Kinimom says I can use those tiny freezer bags....

(inside joke about "Rabbit Dick's"-- right Ranger?)

 

[The Ranger]

More like "Squirrel Dicks " Babe....Heh heh heh

And as for your hands, I was thinking about field dressing and skinning deer....That IS what you were thinking wasn't it...???

Ranger

 

[Bikini Mod]

Well it sure the shit t'weren't no elephant! LOL

 

[vixenbabe]

More like "Squirrel Dicks " Babe....Heh heh heh

And as for your hands, I was thinking about field dressing and skinning deer....That IS what you were thinking wasn't it...???

Ranger

Well...I was thinking more along the lines of screwing like rabbit's til certain lil " things" fell off...

If ya wear camo I'll skin ya alright... (Call me crazy..camo turns me on)

 

[The Ranger]

*note to self*

Buy a new leather cammo thong for weekend visit.

Ranger

 

[Longhorn85]

... (Call me crazy..camo turns me on)

Ahem! Is that camo as in camoflauge????

 

[vixenbabe]

Total....Now you know why I adore you... Well....not just that reason of course. ;-)

Ranger..cute story:

My hubby , as you now, goes out west each year hunting. He always brings me lil gifts. Last year he brought home some lingerie from a store called Gander Mountain(I'm sure you have heard of it) Anyhoo, it was this lil camo teddy. I laughed my ass off...Know what? The damn fool will drag that thing outta my lingerie drawer and want me to wear it. Which leads to the game of hunt and conquer the wild beast...hehehe

Camo thong huh? I'd have ya runing like a scared jack rabbit....

 

[The Ranger]

Heh heh heh....Wanna bet I wouldn't run too damn fast...<grin>....Gander Mtn. Cabala's, eddie bauer, yup...I have quite the collection by the hunting throne(toilet)....Heh heh heh

Squirrel Dicks for everyone!!!

Ranger

 

[Puddles]

Squirrel Dicks for everyone!!!

Do they taste like chicken?