"Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics"
EJACULATION AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
Female Q. Sex at the speed of light has caused me great concern, for if my boyfriend were to ejaculate whilst thrusting into me at the speed of light, then would not his semen be travelling faster than the speed of light? Could this superluminal semen travel back in time to fertilise me before he put on his condom? And does this thought experiment disprove the theory of relativity?