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Lift Chief
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Sex after getting married... is he talking about sex BEFORE getting married?
Otherwise- wtf?
Otherwise- wtf?
sex after marriage
- Thread starter dusty2
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I have been with my wife for over 5 years, we were together for 3 years, constantly having sex atleast 5 times per week before we even lived together, when we started living together sex went up to about 2 times per day. My wife and I are now married and with a 14mo. baby, with the baby and work it gets hard to have time for ourselves so the frequency of sex has declined, just in frequency because I can say it has increased in quality.
My advice to you all is: get to know the pussy before marriage, examine it, find out as much as you can about it! ask your self: "is it an all terrain pussy? can it be upgraded for better performance" (is she willing to try things?)? Try it on, take it for a test drive.... Fuck it... lease that pussy for 36mo. with the option to buy! for goodness sakes don't get married without first knowing if you are sexualy compatible or not. cause if you buy it without trying it out first, you might be dissapointed when you take it home, and in a couple of years you'll trade it in for a different one, or even worst you'll let your pussy sit at home collecting dust while you are out having the time of your life with a newer, faster pussy that performs better and has more features.
a good sexlife can get you thru a lot, there were times when me and my wife would have a fight about something then we made up that night cause we didn't want to go to sleep without getting some. Thats a good thing.
My advice to you all is: get to know the pussy before marriage, examine it, find out as much as you can about it! ask your self: "is it an all terrain pussy? can it be upgraded for better performance" (is she willing to try things?)? Try it on, take it for a test drive.... Fuck it... lease that pussy for 36mo. with the option to buy! for goodness sakes don't get married without first knowing if you are sexualy compatible or not. cause if you buy it without trying it out first, you might be dissapointed when you take it home, and in a couple of years you'll trade it in for a different one, or even worst you'll let your pussy sit at home collecting dust while you are out having the time of your life with a newer, faster pussy that performs better and has more features.
a good sexlife can get you thru a lot, there were times when me and my wife would have a fight about something then we made up that night cause we didn't want to go to sleep without getting some. Thats a good thing.
I believe in only sex before marriage, after you get married it dies! HAHA.
Seriously, this is some horseshit. I love sex. I love doing it, and I am gonna keep doing it thousands of times before I get married. And kiss? LMAO, I am not even gonna address this.
Religion is a joke. Period.
Oh yea, I love to fuck!
-sk
Seriously, this is some horseshit. I love sex. I love doing it, and I am gonna keep doing it thousands of times before I get married. And kiss? LMAO, I am not even gonna address this.
Religion is a joke. Period.
Oh yea, I love to fuck!
-sk
Jimsbbc
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Why would anyone waste the good sex having years of their life to finally get it at 28-30yrs old? Society has changed in 2000 years. People still become sexually active at 12-13 but get married 12-15 years later than arranged marriages back then. Now because of the demands of society we have to wait 2x as long, through our most hormone raging years to have sex?
Waiting to find the one and both being virgins until marriage is a novel idea and a romantic notion but does not work in the real world today.
Waiting to find the one and both being virgins until marriage is a novel idea and a romantic notion but does not work in the real world today.
I don't call it "fornication" I call it "Edification", meaning setting a foundation of trust, confort and good ol sex! Before you build your home sweet home. instead of getting into a lifelong commitment without knowing if you are sexualy compatible, try it out and see if you guys match up in the sex department do it over and over again for months maybe even a couple of years.
what if she is frigid?.... not your fault she's just not the type who likes to get into it(small % of women are like this).
what if she wants it all the time and you are a minute man with one in the chamber and none in the clip, you better find a girl who needs it less or you'll die young, your heart will explode from the years of constant Viagra use, or you'll have to find a stand in for when you are tired, maybe shell find one without you knowing.
What if she's got a "China Chocha" and you are just TOO BIG for her? nothing you can do there, too shallow too tight be as gentle as you want you'll always hurt her, .
what if she's got a "Congo Choochie" and you are just too small for her, you'll never satisfy her, she'll be looking for a piece of meat tha'll fill her up, even if she's a virgin she will hear storys from other chicks about big ding dongs and will want to know what it's all about(chicks talk in graphic details more than you think).
would you rather know about these "what ifs" now or after dropping 35K on a wedding 8K on a honey moon or even worst, 5 years and 2 kids later she finaly opens up and tells you:
"you don't do it for me, I have been faking it all this time" (Crakkkkkkkkk) that was the sound of your whole world crumbling.
good night.
what if she is frigid?.... not your fault she's just not the type who likes to get into it(small % of women are like this).
what if she wants it all the time and you are a minute man with one in the chamber and none in the clip, you better find a girl who needs it less or you'll die young, your heart will explode from the years of constant Viagra use, or you'll have to find a stand in for when you are tired, maybe shell find one without you knowing.
What if she's got a "China Chocha" and you are just TOO BIG for her? nothing you can do there, too shallow too tight be as gentle as you want you'll always hurt her, .
what if she's got a "Congo Choochie" and you are just too small for her, you'll never satisfy her, she'll be looking for a piece of meat tha'll fill her up, even if she's a virgin she will hear storys from other chicks about big ding dongs and will want to know what it's all about(chicks talk in graphic details more than you think).
would you rather know about these "what ifs" now or after dropping 35K on a wedding 8K on a honey moon or even worst, 5 years and 2 kids later she finaly opens up and tells you:
"you don't do it for me, I have been faking it all this time" (Crakkkkkkkkk) that was the sound of your whole world crumbling.
good night.
GREAT POST!
I.B. Orpheus. said:
Lets think about the other side of the coin. What if you really lived by God's suggestions I say suggestions instead because you have free will and you are going to do what you want to do. So anyway you don't sleep with anybody before you find the person that you love and want to spend your whole life with. And vice a versa she never had sex with anybody before either. So now you are both blissfully ignorant on what is and what isn't good sex right?
So now after all this waiting you get to make love for your first time and man it rocks. You both like it so much because like anything if you wait for it you enjoy numerous times over. Another plus of God's suggestion you don't compare your mate to all your past sexual partners so you won't know if she has black hole and she wouldn't know he has a pencil prick. You see the saying ignorance is bliss rings true here.
And since you think this person has given you the best sex ever(remember since you never had it before) you will be totally satisfied. Another plus is that your chance of getting some funky disease is nill.
Now I want to reclarify what I said about God's suggestion. It is actually a rule becaue if you break it it has consequences. The disease and divorce and possibly death if you do not follow the rule.
