Scores for the Week so far

[AAP]

Sharks = 2
Teenagers = 0

State of Florida Rain Days Since May 21st = 32
State of Florida Sunny Days Since May 21st = 2 (cloudy)

Lionel Tate's Mother's Missing Handguns = 3
Handguns Found Belong To Her = 1
Handguns In Her Possession Now = 0

Number of Cheeseburgers SSME has eaten this week = 14
Number of corners he had to stand in = 3 (Home, Work and Funco)

Number of Fags In Flip Flops I Saw At The Gym Last Night = 4
Number Of Fags In Flip Flops At The Gym That Need To Die = 4

more stats to follow

 

[Y_lifter]

Big Hell yea on the crap rain lately..
My grass is more wet and squishy than SoKlues' coochie..

 

[AAP]

Big Hell yea on the crap rain lately..
My grass is more wet and squishy than SoKlues' coochie..

but they say it keeps the hurricanes down....

it did this in 2001 and guess what? there were more shark attacks then too.

 

[Cutiebaby]

but they say it keeps the hurricanes down....

it did this in 2001 and guess what? there were more shark attacks then too.

it may be caused for the rain making waves and also the tide....i hate sharks they are scary..i feel bad for people who have gotten attacked by them

 

[Y_lifter]

My wifes brother had a girlfriend that lost a leg due to an alligator attack.
She was swimming at night in a canal... DUH !

It does amaze me that more Gator attacks don't happen than they do with all the
people tubing, water skiing etc in lakes that I know are loaded with lizards.

 

[nutsnack]

lol @ the sharks vs teenagers

 

[hamstershaver]

Big Hell yea on the crap rain lately..
My grass is more wet and squishy than SoKlues' coochie..

ive never seen it wet

 

[AAP]

My wifes brother had a girlfriend that lost a leg due to an alligator attack.
She was swimming at night in a canal... DUH !

It does amaze me that more Gator attacks don't happen than they do with all the
people tubing, water skiing etc in lakes that I know are loaded with lizards.

dude, remember last year the 14 year old boy that was swimming in the canal with his friends and stayed after dark swimming? He and his friends saw several alligators come and his friends got out the water and he wouldn't. Instead jumping and diving back in calling them "chicken" and "scared". He got attacked and killed. No surprise.

 

[Raina]

I'm kind of cocky sometimes but I'm pretty damn sure I have no chance against a shark or a gator.

 

[Y_lifter]

I'm kind of cocky sometimes but I'm pretty damn sure I have no chance against a shark or a gator.

I guess its a good thing you live where you do huh ?

 

[Raina]

If you ever hear that I've been killed by a shark or gator, that would hopefully look questionable to the authorities. There are very few of those kinds of attacks in Minnesota.

But I think I get a shiney gold star on my forehead for this week because I've put up with a lot of shit from a lot of people and haven't killed anyone yet.

 

[Y_lifter]

Awesome..