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Exciting new way of cooking Bacon (with pictures) : Bacon

I've discovered a new way of cooking bacon. All you need is: bacon, tin foil, some string, and.. oh whats it called?... oh yeah, an old worn out 7.62mm machinegun that is about to be discarded, and about 200 rounds of ammunition.

You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string.

http://imgur.com/Qzt4t.jpg

you then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string.

http://imgur.com/fuY3J.jpg

It is now ready to be inserted into the cooking device. I ripped the tin foil a little bit getting the barrel inserted. that part of the bacon got severely burned by hot gasses.

http://imgur.com/q75AR.jpg

After just a few short bursts you should be able to smell the wonderful aroma of bacon.

http://imgur.com/H8fmZ.jpg

I gave this about 250 rounds. but I think around 150 might actually be enough. But then again I don't mind when bacon is crispy. Ahh the smell of sizzling bacon mixed with the smell of gunpowder and weapon oil.

http://imgur.com/FEeq3.jpg

And the end result: Crispy delicious well done bacon.

http://imgur.com/AOjRS.jpg
 
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LOLOLOLOL...yeah his awesomeness and redneck quotient is pretty high
 
SB's awesomeness is not rivaled by anyone. I can lay bacon on a womens belly, and when I am thru jousting her it will be crispy and ready for the bish to make me pancakes to go with it.
 
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wtf is that????:(
 
Strongbow said:
SB's awesomeness is not rivaled by anyone. I can lay bacon on a womens belly, and when I am thru jousting her it will be crispy and ready for the bish to make me pancakes to go with it.
Lololol
 
eliteandy...where have you been?? no one breaks up with me as well as you do
 
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