May's Reply......
Dearest Most Hated Elite Member,
First of all, I'm shocked that you put the crack pipe down and pulled your forearm out of your boyfriend's rectum long enough to respond. Nevertheless, I thank you.
Your statements are week. First of all, you, Smallstitsal, and Flexed1 conspired to have me banned simply because you could not bully me into submission. As we've learned from history, it's always the modus operandi of weak leaders, e.g. stalin, to purge their political foes to prop up their already weak power structure. You are no exception. So, I wear my elite banishment with pride. Besides, I really haven't been banned, have I?
You say that passing the bar exams in Georgia and Florida was easy? How would you know. You're saying you passed? Bullshit. Had you passed, you would have been telling the world of your success. You never have Ryan. If so, I'd like to know when the hell you passed them. You write about the minutae of your life yet you never said you went to Florida to take the test. Therefore, you can't really expect to others to believe you.
Shrebly and Flexed1 started that rumor that I was a prostitute and that I was arrested. And while out on bail, I was picked up for possession. You know as well as I do that this is not true. Am I supposed to have told them this information? Where did it come from? Weak. Very very weak.
Yes, I am 40. I don't have a problem with that. You'll be there soon enough. Besides, life at 40 is actually not that bad. As you know I was fired from my job at Deloitte & Touche in San Francisco in January of 2001. Thank God! Now I'm back in school doing something that I actually enjoy.
As for my parents, no I haven't discussed my sexuality with them. They're not comfortable with the subject so I'm not going to burden them with it. They know anyway.
As far as my pics from New Orleans, I agree with you. They weren't the best. After indulging in party favors for four days solid, I really wasn't looking my best. Luckily, I've learned from my mistakes and unlike you, I know longer snort crystal meth. But I'm comfortable enough in my own physical appearance to post my pics here regardless of what you or anyone else thinks. When are you going to have the balls to do it? I've posted several and you've posted none! What kind of a mod is that?
As for me working at Home Depot. I sure did. While going to school through the week, I worked there 12 hours a week on Saturday and Sunday. Is there any dishonor with that? In any event, I've been working as an office manager at court reporting firm for almost 6 months now since I go to school only 2 hours a day now.
You're muscular ivy league educated boyfriend from Argentina? Give me a break. Latinos are so 1997. Besides, my big-dicked (just a hair under 10 inches) ex, Enrique, is from Argentina. In fact, here's a pic of he and I out in front of Piero's on Mykonos in summer of 2000. I'm on the sunburned guy on the far left, he's in the white shirt next to me. We were together for several years. How long have you been with your boyfriend? Seems like it was just yesterday that you were writing about wanting to fistfuck your neighbor. Anyway, as you can see, I may not be 6' and 215 pounds like you claim, but I think I look okay. Why not put your own picture up.
But back to the subject at hand, tell us about passing these bar exams. I'm quite confident you're lying. You're simply not smart enough and you're a drug addict. If so, when did you sit the exams? Where are you working now?
... okay, you can now reinsert your forearm back into your ivy league educated boyfriend's rectum and resume smoking your crack.
Love,
May
P.S. And calling me a drag queen is weak.
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