ROFL @ Weiner showing his Weiner

[mrplunkey]

Weiner requests temporary leave of absence - CBS News

He's leaving permanent fingernail marks in the capital rotunda as they are dragging him out of office.

He needs to drag it out some more.

 

[PICK3]

He's leaving permanent fingernail marks in the capital rotunda as they are dragging him out of office.

What kinda Mo lingo is that

 

[b0und]

Sorry if this is a repost.

If you haven't seen Bill Maher and Jane Lynch reading Weiner's messages:

HILARIOUS: Bill Maher And Jane Lynch Do A Dramatic Reading Of The Weiner Text Messages

It is pretty fucking funny!

Typical Democrat getting caught with his pants down.

If he'd been a Republican he'd been texting underage boys. Whilst staunchly opposing gay marriage at the same time.











b0und (true)

 

[lartinos]

Weiner requests temporary leave of absence - CBS News

He's gonna try and go to rehab.

 

[PICK3]

Barry says, "do the right thing"

Obama: 'I would resign' in Weiner's situation - TODAY News - TODAY.com

 

[miplank]

What kinda Mo lingo is that

like you aren't an expert in the mo lingo...you got the lisp and all.

 

[PICK3]

like you aren't an expert in the mo lingo...you got the lisp and all.

no lisp

no hick accent

 

[miplank]

I don't believe you

 

[mrplunkey]

I don't believe you

Here's how I picture pick3.

Start with James Carville (including the accent):

Then add 45 lbs:

Then throw-in a splash of Liberace:

And you'll have pick3

 

[PICK3]

Here's how I picture pick3.

Start with James Carville (including the accent):

Then add 45 lbs:

Then throw-in a splash of Liberace:

And you'll have pick3

you can't describe PICK3 without mention of a really big cawk

knot lodged in my o-ring either

 

[miplank]

lolololol

 

[mrplunkey]

you can't describe PICK3 without mention of a really big cawk

knot lodged in my o-ring either

Ok -- we'll throw-in a really big cock:

 

[mrplunkey]

And we'll even throw in a little Weiner!

 

[PICK3]

And we'll even throw in a little Weiner!

part of your spank material?

 

[mrplunkey]

OMG the Weiner went limp today...

 

[PICK3]

OMG the Weiner went limp today...

that's what she said

 

[mrplunkey]

that's what she said

I guess the Wiener couldn't perform under pressure.

 

[PICK3]

OMG the Weiner went limp today...

teh Weiner is leaving with his govmint retirement plan intact


just sayin'

 

[lartinos]

That press conference was amazing

 

[PICK3]

That press conference was amazing

Howard Stern is a tool ololololol!

 

[PICK3]

 

[mrplunkey]

I guess the Wiener had to pull out of Congress.

 

[mrplunkey]

But Wiener's story was hard to swallow from the moment he put it out there.

 

[PICK3]

But Wiener's story was hard to swallow from the moment he put it out there.

knot that hard

 

[PICK3]

I wood hate for my x-rated pics to hit teh interwebs



just sayin'

 

[mrplunkey]

knot that hard

Word at Cutter's is you have been blessed with no gag reflex.

Just sayin'

 

[PICK3]

Word at Cutter's is you have been blessed with no gag reflex.

Just sayin'

how do you keep up with the gossip at Cutter's?

is there an app for that

 

[mrplunkey]

how do you keep up with the gossip at Cutter's?

is there an app for that

You're legacy is recorded on the bathroom stall walls.
(and I know you immediately clicked quote to say "*your" so I intentionally misspelled it. EAD you MO!!!)

 

[miplank]

You're legacy is recorded on the bathroom stall walls.
(and I know you immediately clicked quote to say "*your" so I intentionally misspelled it. EAD you MO!!!)

Fuck!

 

[PICK3]

Fuck!

pwnt

 

[mrplunkey]

Fuck!

Damn... I was gunning for pick3 there.

 

[PICK3]

Damn... I was gunning for pick3 there.

gunning for my o-ring maybe

 

[miplank]

gunning for my o-ring maybe

Loololo

 

[PICK3]

Loololo

ololPlunkeyisaMoololol!

 

[mrplunkey]

gunning for my o-ring maybe

Your o-ring has been assaulted enough already.

 

[Strongb0w]

Your o-ring has been assaulted enough already.

poor nugga is constantly getting attacked from the rear

 

[miplank]

poor nugga is constantly getting attacked from the rear

Can I have your k?

 

[rollergirl2]

My husb actually emailed me the link to the Weiner twitter story.
Wtf? Dumb dumb

 

[mrplunkey]

Porn publisher Larry Flynt offers job to embattled ex-congressman - CNN.com

I vote we put Wiener in charge of internet pr0n!

 

[PICK3]

Porn publisher Larry Flynt offers job to embattled ex-congressman - CNN.com

I vote we put Wiener in charge of internet pr0n!

he'll need an under secretary for the geigh pr0n division

 

[mrplunkey]

he'll need an under secretary for the geigh pr0n division

Barry needs another Czar!