Remember the chick that got sloppy on my knob at happy hour?

[Dunk]

You don't shit in someone else's litterbox.

Real life Karma can be a bitch. And sometimes, it's either a lot bigger and more bad-ass than you are, or it's armed.

Tread cautiously.

thats what im worried about.

what if while im hittin it from behind and up above a little cuz i like getting that downward angle thang goin, and he walks in and is "like honey im home."

*2 deers in headlights while im balls deep*

im runnin around naked wiht floppy cock dodgin a knife and shit.

or

what if awitty is right?

shes just lookin for someone else and is testing to see if im that someone?(which i wont be)

 

[Lestat]

just do it bro!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Never play leap-frog with a unicorn.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Who wants someone that is uncomplicated and sane?

He should have sex with her. Then he can create a thread about 3 weeks from now, telling us that she is an insane scandalous cunt that broke his car window, and her boyfriend is calling, and now she is threatening to file a sexual harrassment suit all because he decided one night that he didn't want to sleep with her (after banging her 2x) (reason is irrelevant). I'll make sure to pop some popcorn for that one.

Seriously, there are plenty of hot 30-somethings & MILFs where you are located. Why waste your time with this one?

lol i got microwave popcorn bags on standby

watching things like this is like going to a destruction derby...youre supposed to care about the outcome, but all you want to see are the crashes

 

[Miss24k]

thats what im worried about.

what if while im hittin it from behind and up above a little cuz i like getting that downward angle thang goin, and he walks in and is "like honey im home."

*2 deers in headlights while im balls deep*

im runnin around naked wiht floppy cock dodgin a knife and shit.

or

what if awitty is right?

shes just lookin for someone else and is testing to see if im that someone?(which i wont be)

Either way, you the head on top of your shoulders, and leave it alone.

 

[Deterass]

."

*while im balls deep*

You gonna give her the whole four inches? Be careful maing

 

[nycgirl]

lol i got microwave popcorn bags on standby
watching things like this is like going to a destruction derby...youre supposed to care about the outcome, but all you want to see are the crashes

Kettle, Movie Theater Style, or Butter? I have Lightly buttered.

For me, its the high I get from that "I told you so" (Of course, I never say it) feeling.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

I agree 100%.

But, do you know how hard it is to meet a decent girl that is not attached!!!

You said the key word here..."decent"

A decent girl ain't gonna be flat on her back counting ceiling tiles with the first swinging dick that happens by, esp. when she's supposedly "involved" with someone else.

Hey...if all someone wants is penis parking and is willing to get shot, shanked, or even recieve a good old-fashioned ass-beating by a (justifiably) irate hubby/BF, then that's their prerogative. Just hope they don't expect any sympathy from me while their stitches are healing.

 

[jrlex]

who i work with?

she still has a boyfriend but wants me to go over her house this friday.

she said he works till midnight and it would be all good.

i think this is a big mistake. not only her boyfriend but what if this bitch goes coo cooer than she actually is? i gotta work with this broad.

plus i never banged a 32 year old. that would be hot.

Yo D. Just tell her this..."all your gonna get from me is dick. Are you ok with that?"

if she is your set.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Kettle, Movie Theater Style, or Butter? I have Lightly buttered.

For me, its the high I get from that "I told you so" (Of course, I never say it) feeling.

for something like this, theatre style with 3x the butter, and a tub of butter to dip it in afterwards. oh, and a diet coke

and i LOVE saying 'i told you so' ...especially after i told them previously not to do whatever stupid thing it was or id 'i told you so' them to death