Real men don't need porn.

[frorider6]

Consider me 100% artificial.

 

[alexiarenee]

Thank god I'm not a real man!!

 

[manny78]

its true. real man fuck real chicks..........

 

[wyst]

Thank god I'm not a real man!!

I'm with you. I love my porn.

 

[needleboy]

I don't need porn, but I sure like it!

 

[supersizeme]

i loves me some fuckin' porn.

 

[Stryc-9]

That is crazy man - it reminds me of a study I saw on television about this whack little town where all of the citizens were against porn - and they wouldn't sell it anywhere and they made a big deal about how their town was "porn free" and how virtuous and pure they all were...

...so then some stats dude does a survey of their satellite usage (television habits, etc.,) and he finds out that everyone in the town is ordering porn off the satellite system - thinking nobody would know!!

We're all pervs...we should embrace porn....

 

[wlibbe]

Hey Fro!!

I missed you!! You go boy! Porn is always good!!

 

[WODIN]

Damn... I was worried about you there when I read this thread title.

 

[HappyScrappy]

seriously - I don't need porn. I can see where they are coming from. If I just go to church every sunday, eat well, and pratice being a good person, then I'm set.
Oh, and also the man in the latex suit and ball gag that I keep locked in the basement helps too.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Are we talking special fred again or may10 playing the role as gimp???

I don't know his name - all I can ever get out of him is "mmarammrmrmrpphhhhh" and that is only when I put the jumper cables on his nuts.

 

[the nature boy]

Porn is a part of our lifestyle. So is masterbation. We're kinda like chimps, we both like to masterbate. Except we have porn, and they throw feces. Now if chimps had the means, they'd have porn also.

Ah, chimps.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Porn is a part of our lifestyle. So is masterbation. We're kinda like chimps, we both like to masterbate. Except we have porn, and they throw feces. Now if chimps had the means, they'd have porn also.

Ah, chimps.

sure sure "they" throw feces - always have to point the finger elsewhere.
I think we know where that feces came from, and we are all looking in your direction.

 

[the nature boy]

sure sure "they" throw feces - always have to point the finger elsewhere.
I think we know where that feces came from, and we are all looking in your direction.

<quickly puts hands holding feces behind back> uh, what are you talkin' about dude?

 

[acuraman]

Porn is always good

 

[Code]

This sign is on the side of I80 in Wyoming.
The funny thing is, it's right next to a store called Visions, an adult store.