raping an eagle??

[Squidward]

hey, i go to college in a couple weeks and i want to sex up an eagle before i go. before the feds get all mad im not really going to sex up an eagle, this is a hypothetical post incase anyone here wants to rape an eagle.

does anyone have any tips as to how i can

1. Catch the eagle

2. Sex up his asshole (actually her asshole im not a gay).

3. Get it to suck my dick (tell him it is a worm??)

4. Get the most satisfaction from my experience.

Thanks!


8/21/02 - day to remember. scooter was banned by morning and back by night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( . )( . ) <--look everyone it's some boobers; has anyone ever sexed up some boobers yes or no??????

my favorite quotes




hello mr penis can i fart on your tute? -issiah

sexual guidance is a penis and also a vagina as the vaginal walls guide the penis into the pussy so it can cum -my sex ed teacher

what is the number seven -anyomous

is a pussy the same as a penis -scooter mccooter

treat a little underwater beatle like a glow worm and a fire fly who have sex. if a glow worm and a fart have sex what do they produce?? -little fire fly



A donut---->0

A donut that shrebly spotted--->---->(

 

[Puc]

damn i missed you.

the more trolls the merrier in my book!

to answer your question, you really should use ghb to knock that fucker out first. then u can make it deep throat you and jam ur peepee into her anus all u want. best part is an eagle cannot report u later like that bitch did to darrel russel!!!!

 

[Squidward]

they let everyone back except me and rommel and that faggot lurker

 

[WODIN]

LOL...squidward...did you know spoongebob is here?