pwned by bed, bath, and beyond.

[Mavafanculo]

.....

I feel you...

feel me too?

 

[stilleto]

I went to that place Monday because they were advertising a clearance sale.

First of all, I thought I was going to choke on the estrogen as soon as I walked in the door. I swear the air handling system pumps the room full of female hormones. That, and everything smelled like soap.

Two sets of full-size sheets (600 and 350) and a cheap mattress pad, and I was out $149.95. And that was marked down.

Next time I'm going to Kmart.



What's with those disgusting clear vinyl zipper bags that bed stuff always comes in these days? Do you bitches actually re-use that crap? Are your linen closets full of those little zipper bags?

nobody uses those things except for habitualho, who sews a strap on it and uses them as purses.

they put candles near the entrance to entice men into entering with the aroma of bergemot and vanilla.

i do the same thing with my "down there place".

 

[velvett]

feel me too?

oh my ... i'm blushing.... shhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone.

 

[rnch]

I went to that place Monday because they were advertising a clearance sale.

First of all, I thought I was going to choke on the estrogen as soon as I walked in the door. I swear the air handling system pumps the room full of female hormones. That, and everything smelled like soap.

Two sets of full-size sheets (600 and 350) and a cheap mattress pad, and I was out $149.95. And that was marked down.

Next time I'm going to Kmart.



What's with those disgusting clear vinyl zipper bags that bed stuff always comes in these days? Do you bitches actually re-use that crap? Are your linen closets full of those little zipper bags?

next time try overstock.com

 

[stilleto]

gentlemen, take notes steel, fistfullofsteel

wait, did you mean 'with you'?

 

[feisty11975]

Yo Stilleto...doesn't your Houseguest from hell work at Bed Bath and Beyond?

 

[redguru]

My parody thread had potential.

 

[stilleto]

Yo Stilleto...doesn't your Houseguest from hell work at Bed Bath and Beyond?

no, something like it, but butt ass useless as she doesn't have towels.
she left though.

 

[feisty11975]

no, something like it, but butt ass useless as she doesn't have towels.
she left though.

damn, I musta missed that thread. When did she finally leave? Link me to the thread

 

[SC4EVA]

Gotta load up on those coupons that come once a week