Put That Turkey Down!!!

[Dunk]

What I want to know is since when while eating a half pound of cracked peppermill turkey is it OK for a co-worker to come to you at your desk, sk you a question, and mid question stop, and go "Ohh..I love Turkey!" and helps herself to a slice with her fingers?

The slice she went for kinda stuck together and she had to really dig in to. Kinda ripped the slice under it. WTF?!?!?!

Lestat's a tool.

 

[75th]

Turkey is for closers only.

 

[SoreArms]

WTF, who has turkey just hanging out at their desk?

Wit hthat said, I would have slapped her fucking fingers away. I hate people grabbing into my food without asking.

 

[Dunk]

Turkey is for closers only.

The deli slicer was weak

 

[trailseeker]

she was food-flirting

you were supposed to be flattered.

chicks are fucked up that way

 

[75th]

The deli slicer was weak

The fuckin deli slicer was weak? Youre weak.

 

[Dunk]

The fuckin deli slicer was weak? Youre weak.

Dude. You think your this big shot poster on here. Then tell me. Why do you bother responding to posts of a bunch of bums???

 

[nycgirl]

Did you continue eating the turkey after she dug her dirty fingers into it?

 

[hamstershaver]

she didnt wash her hands after she dropped a duece

 

[Dunk]

Did you continue eating the turkey after she dug her dirty fingers into it?

Only b/c she was hot enough to eat the turkey out of her ass. but still. who does that? seriously.

 

[jackangel]

when a chick is hot, she can fucking do that. not from my turkey, but from yours...sure.

who the fuck do you think you are, italicunt?

 

[Frisky]

i'd have bitch slapped her, seriously


wtf is she thinking? she wants your cawk,

 

[nycgirl]

Only b/c she was hot enough to eat the turkey out of her ass. but still. who does that? seriously.

When can we expect camera phone pics?

 

[jackangel]

btw, pics of the turkey stealer. i care because you say she's so hot. i would pay money to magically see what each hot chick mentioned on the net actually looks like.

 

[Raina]

I'm anti anyone taking my food. Unless I love them. Then they can.

 

[Lestat]

lol @ dunk's obsession with me

 

[Dunk]

she was hot enough to eat the turkey out of her ass.

i never said she was hot. only hot enough. ide prob eat the turkey out of YOUR ass.

 

[Miss24k]

Something similar happened to me years ago, I was eating my lunch at my desk, and my boss called me to the office, I had a girl come and watch the phone, and I come back and she was eating my food, my fork all up in her mouth.

Some people are plain nasty!

 

[75th]

Dude. You think your this big shot poster on here. Then tell me. Why do you bother responding to posts of a bunch of bums???

You see this stuffing?

(Lays stuffing down right in front of you)

You see this stuffing?

 

[jackangel]

i never said she was hot. only hot enough. ide prob eat the turkey out of YOUR ass.

blah blah bullshit. get the pics up, too late now. and shut your disgusting mouth.

 

[Dunk]

You see this stuffing?

(Lays stuffing down right in front of you)

You see this stuffing?

yeah *shit eating grin*

 

[75th]

yeah *shit eating grin*

This stuffing cost more than your dinner table.

I ate 9000 calories last Thanksgiving, how much you eat?

(silence)

You see pal, thats who I am. And youre nothing.

Nice server? I dont give a shit. Good cook? Fuck you, go home and make dinner for your kids.

 

[Dunk]

This stuffing cost more than your dinner table.

I ate 9000 calories last Thanksgiving, how much you eat?

(silence)

You see pal, thats who I am. And youre nothing.

Nice server? I dont give a shit. Good cook? Fuck you, go home and make dinner for your kids.

Dude i dont have to sit here and listen to this shit.

 

[75th]

Dude i dont have to sit here and listen to this shit.

You certainly dont pal, because the good news is youre fired.

The bad news is that youve got, all of youve got just one week to regain your job, starting with tonight, starting with tonights sit!






Oh, do I have your attention now?

 

[Dunk]

You certainly dont pal, because the good news is youre fired.

The bad news is that youve got, all of youve got just one week to regain your job, starting with tonight, starting with tonights sit!






Oh, do I have your attention now?

You ever eat a 1/2 pound of cracked peppermill turkey that made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?