PuddleMonkey debut album release date set

[puddlemonkey]

PuddleMonkey's debut album "Flossin' With Your Moms Pubes" is set to be released April 13, 2010 in the US. Release date worldwide is scheduled for April 27. A summer tour is in the works, concert dates will be on the website at the end of the month. Track list for the album is as follows:

1. The Taste Of Rotten's Willow 4:10

2. JackAngel Made A Funny... Finally 3:55

3. s.R.t.E.r.D.o.N.n.E.g.C.b.K.o.S.w 3:16

4. Jon Has 79 Reasons To Live, But Not One Of Them Interests Me 4:28

5. Superdaves Pleather Jacket 5:42

6. Poboy Picked Up Crabs At The Asian Market 4:25

7. KillahBee Has A Small Stinger 2:58

8. Banana Shirlene, Banana 0:47

9. Jnevergonnagetlaidagain 3:30

10. American Woman (Extended Smurfy Edition) L 5:10 W 10:51

(Bonus Track For Japanese Release)

11. 75th 3:02

 

[Strongbow]

First

 

[puddlemonkey]

First

but only third on the album

 

[shrimp poboy]

I only have one song ?Wtf?

 

[chris302001]

wtf! I'm not on there anywhere!

 

[Strongbow]

but only third on the album

But at least Im on it. Prolly the best song on there. Lyrics please?

 

[puddlemonkey]

I only have one song ?Wtf?

Had I not noticed you were back today you wouldn't have any. I had to cut Chris' song to fit you in.

 

[Smurfy]

LMFAO @ Banana

 

[chris302001]

Had I not noticed you were back today you wouldn't have any. I had to cut Chris' song to fit you in.

you better release my shit as a single!

 

[puddlemonkey]

you better release my shit as a single!

lol

 

[chris302001]

lol

wait......it was some kind of a fat joke, wasn't it?

 

[puddlemonkey]

wait......it was some kind of a fat joke, wasn't it?

No, your better half got that one.

 

[chris302001]

No, your better half got that one.

Yeah, I didnt get it.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Yeah, I didnt get it.

"Extended version", then there's the song length like the rest of the sing have, but that particular one also lists a width and it's a pretty large # time wise.

I don't know how else to explain it



I did try to give her a warning about it first. And it's not like I wanted to use her, I had it set up for someone else who will remain nameless, but she indicated she wasn't interested earlier in plat chat, thus she got banana instead.

 

[chris302001]

"Extended version", then there's the song length like the rest of the sing have, but that particular one also lists a width and it's a pretty large # time wise.

I don't know how else to explain it



I did try to give her a warning about it first. And it's not like I wanted to use her, I had it set up for someone else who will remain nameless, but she indicated she wasn't interested earlier in plat chat, thus she got banana instead.

banana is funnier for shirlene.

 

[puddlemonkey]

banana is funnier for shirlene.

oh, smurf wasn't gonna get banana... it was for someone else she knows (or knew). but yeah, she was gonna be related to it.

 

[jnevin]

wtf

 

[puddlemonkey]

wtf

truth hurt?

 

[chris302001]

your better half.

say that a couple more times... I love the way that sounds!

 

[Smurfy]

say that a couple more times... I love the way that sounds!

 

[puddlemonkey]

She's cheating on you!

 

[shirlene29]

47 SECONDS

awesome

 

[puddlemonkey]

47 SECONDS

awesome

Yeah, had to throw that little extra insult in there. I forgot to put "(instrumental)" though. Wasn't even gonna give you lyrics.

 

[OMEGA]

no Lol-Mego bonusg trak?

:smug:insulted smilie:

 

[ortiz34]

I'm on the next one

 

[puddlemonkey]

no Lol-Mego bonusg trak?

:smug:insulted smilie:

lotta people under that bus right now, not sure you'll fit bro.

 

[shirlene29]

Yeah, had to throw that little extra insult in there. I forgot to put "(instrumental)" though. Wasn't even gonna give you lyrics.

lol, I was gonna ask if it was instrumental

but couldn't think of the word

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm on the next one

You almost made this one, but after your wife pwned you the other day I thought you might get a little emo on me for it.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol, I was gonna ask if it was instrumental

but couldn't think of the word

lllolooooololllololol

 

[shrimp poboy]

Shirlene sure has gotten mouthy since ive been gone

 

[puddlemonkey]

Shirlene sure has gotten mouthy since ive been gone

She's a pretty tough girl, I bet she could kick your ass.

 

[shrimp poboy]

This thread just took a dump mods lock it up please

 

[puddlemonkey]

This thread just took a dump mods lock it up please

this thread was fine until you brought your vaginal secretions into it

 

[shrimp poboy]

Its fizzlin out like a flat tire

 

[shrimp poboy]

You need to pat attention more to my thread makin skills

 

[puddlemonkey]

You need to pat attention more to my thread makin skills

you mean the ones where you and pick3 e-grope each other?

 

[shrimp poboy]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[shrimp poboy]

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

 

[puddlemonkey]

you better not get my shit locked!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'll tranny up your k messages!

 

[calveless wonder]

where's the diss track?

No Love for C Dubs

 

[puddlemonkey]

where's the diss track?

No Love for C Dubs

I didn't want to send you over the edge, you know, after posting your pic and all in that other thread.

 

[shirlene29]

you should push it



BANT

 

[hurricane]

poboys track "ill suck your dick for a karma hit" didnt make the album?? wtf that was my favorite song

 

[hurricane]

hahah that album is pretty good bro

 

[puddlemonkey]

poboys track "ill suck your dick for a karma hit" didnt make the album?? wtf that was my favorite song

no but that just gave me an idea... hhmmmm

 

[puddlemonkey]

you should push it



BANT

you'd love that wouldn't you?

 

[shirlene29]

no, Id get bored and have to find someone else to spar with

 

[bakemeacookie]

I'm so gonna buy front row tix on ebay for this!

c

 

[puddlemonkey]

no, Id get bored and have to find someone else to spar with

what about poboy? or is that like picking on a retard?

 

[shirlene29]

I dont really fight with shrimp like I do u

 

[calveless wonder]

that album is pretty fuckin funny lmao

 

[puddlemonkey]

that album is pretty fuckin funny lmao

Have smurf explain the origin of 'banana', hilarious story! I can't hear the word banana without laughing now. I've even started using it on my co-workers.

 

[gstacker]

Can my son be in ur band


YouTube - Jayden on the stix

 

[puddlemonkey]

Can my son be in ur band


YouTube - Jayden on the stix

Hell yeah, he's better than some adult drummers I've seen.

 

[gstacker]

 

[SouthernLord]

fuckin lol

 

[SouthernLord]

 

[puddlemonkey]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ortiz34]

You almost made this one, but after your wife pwned you the other day I thought you might get a little emo on me for it.

 

[SouthernLord]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!

That album is amazing. I'm gonna d/l their other shit this weekend.

 

[puddlemonkey]

That album is amazing. I'm gonna d/l their other shit this weekend.

Good call. Was the Fleshgod Apocalypse t00 br00tal for you?

 

[shrimp poboy]

Puddle quit trying to make this crappy thread work bro

 

[SouthernLord]

I listened to like 30 seconds of it and the brutality was just too much. I almost went next door and killed my neighbors with a hammer.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I listened to like 30 seconds of it and the brutality was just too much. I almost went next door and killed my neighbors with a hammer.

lol yeah, it's pretty brutal. It's always what I wanted Nile to sound like, combination of sheer brutality with a touch of ear orgasming catchiness.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Puddle quit trying to make this crappy thread work bro

you're right bro, should I make another "who dat chat" failure thread like you?

 

[binö]

does puds get elaid with all the hair-pulling esque sorta eflirting he does?
damn!

 

[puddlemonkey]

does puds get elaid with all the hair-pulling esque sorta eflirting he does?
damn!

no, just threats of banting

 

[-SD-]

hey my jacket is genuine leather rob

 

[puddlemonkey]

hey my jacket is genuine leather rob

Pics of tags!

 

[calveless wonder]

the sequel has already been announced as Revenge of the Whoreders

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol

 

[75th]

lol @ me being the bonus track.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol @ me being the bonus track.

only for japan

 

[hurricane]

many people sleeping on long lines, night before the next release date ..

 

[puddlemonkey]

many people sleeping on long lines, night before the next release date ..

Many places are planning a midnight release!

 

[hurricane]

Platinum material!!

 

[hurricane]

better be a karma song on the next release ! considering what a k whore/launder u are

 

[Mr. dB]

Orangutan is an ape, not a monkey.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Orangutan is an ape, not a monkey.

 

[PhoenixS]

Can I get an autographed copy please?

 

[puddlemonkey]

trade for nudes?

 

[PhoenixS]

I won't give you nudes, but I will give you one in my sexy nighty. I stopped the Omega project and am on the Taco Bell diet now. I think I am still sexy though.

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[puddlemonkey]

That's not funny, I just ate

 

[PhoenixS]

That's not funny, I just ate

Did you eat Taco Bell?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Did you eat Taco Bell?

lol no, low carb chicken burrito.

 

[PhoenixS]

lol no, low carb chicken burrito.

Are you on a diet? Tired of people picking on you calling you fatty?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Are you on a diet? Tired of people picking on you calling you fatty?

lol no, Ive been working out and eating healthy for months. people here are gonna give me shit regardless, so it has no effect on what I do.