Product Review : Quickie to Go

[bran987]

That would have been a bit too realistic.

LMFAO

 

[Y_lifter]

That would have been a bit too realistic.

When it comes to something to shove your dick into,
is there such a thing as TOO realistic ?

 

[tiger88]

^^ what happens when you nut in that thing? It pools at the bottom?

ME CRAK600 been wondering that for a long time..

put it in the dish washer?


make your cleaning lady take care of it?

buy a kitten to help you clean up the unwanted bleach?


the center piece is a like a clip and just reload?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

ME CRAK600 been wondering that for a long time..

put it in the dish washer?


make your cleaning lady take care of it?

buy a kitten to help you clean up the unwanted bleach?


the center piece is a like a clip and just reload?

Why did you include MY name in that?

I've got one that isn't open ended and it's a pain in the ass to clean out. I have another toy that is open ended and it's a lot easier to clean. Don't have a fleshlight though.

It can never feel like the real thing, but it's better than the hand most of the time.

 

[tiger88]

Why did you include MY name in that?

I've got one that isn't open ended and it's a pain in the ass to clean out. I have another toy that is open ended and it's a lot easier to clean. Don't have a fleshlight though.

It can never feel like the real thing, but it's better than the hand most of the time.

pizza dough is the closest thing to the real thing

 

[Buddy_Christ]

pizza dough is the closest thing to the real thing

That's a quick way to a yeast infection. Get it? Ok, that was lame.

Try cyberskin. Stuff is the closest to the real thing that I've stuck my dick in without actually putting it in the real thing.

 

[tiger88]

That's a quick way to a yeast infection. Get it? Ok, that was lame.

Try cyberskin. Stuff is the closest to the real thing that I've stuck my dick in without actually putting it in the real thing.

ok dude u need to get laid more i think after all u been referancein alot of similar vaginas


i just like to get stoned and pull my dick out and stick it about anywhere

i got a tea bag to my list of acheivements btw crak600

 

[Buddy_Christ]

ok dude u need to get laid more i think after all u been referancein alot of similar vaginas


i just like to get stoned and pull my dick out and stick it about anywhere

i got a tea bag to my list of acheivements btw crak600

I get laid often enough to keep me from going psychotic.

I've got a piercing to add to my list of achievements Tiger.


I just mentioned the tea bag to my gf last night. She just said "wtf?!" I'm like, look, there's no difference between me tea bagging you and you licking and sucking on my nuts. Either way, they're in your mouth!

 

[hamstershaver]

do they come in smaller sizes?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

do they come in smaller sizes?

Just get one of the ones that says it'll "accomidate any size penis" and you can sue the for false advertising if it's too loose on you.

I got one as a "free gift" with an order of some other stuff. It was about the diameter of a pencil inside. Pretty stretchy though, I did eventually manage to get my dick in.