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javaguru

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Here are a few of mine;
Some Favorite Quotes

"You can rest when you're dead!" -unknown

“Come on, you apes! You wanna live forever?” - WWI Sergeant

“…whoso saveth the life of one, it shall be as if he had saved the life of all mankind.”- Koran

"We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm" -George Orwell

"To reign is worth ambition, though in hell; Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven" - Milton

"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent" -Nietzsche

"Heroism consists in hanging on one minute longer." - Norwegian Proverb

"We must either find a way or make one." - Hannibal

"Knowing others is intelligence; Knowing yourself is wisdom."

"Mastering others is strength; Mastering yourself is true power."

- Lao Tzu

"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." - Albert Einstein

"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster." - Nietzsche

"If you gaze for long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."- Nietzsche

"People don't want what is right in front of them. They want the dream, what they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive"- Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV show.

"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" -Voltaire
 
Angel said:
lol, wow java calm down a little i was joking i know what it meant
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I know and my response was meant to be light hearted...hard to convey tone in writing..maybe I should have ended teh post with a smiley... :)
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by wootoom
this fuckin blows im done being a plat member

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dial Tone
I'd hit that so hard her friends would orgasm in sympathy.



Quote:
Originally Posted by Scotsman
you're going down like an iron angel at a sausage plant.
 
StickFigure said:
Suspicious of who that was directed at.:dodgy:
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Geez...You are like a chick, and think everything is about you....or has some hidden meaning.

It just means its hard to walk away when you are getting served up good sex, but your balls busted on a daily basis.

I can understand you thinking its about you, because of the ball busting...But, you haven't even got to the sex yet. lol
 
Happy endings are stories that haven't finished yet -- Unknown (to me) author
 
awittyusername said:
Geez...You are like a chick, and think everything is about you....or has some hidden meaning.
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Maybe it's because you fuggers have turned into my personal e-stalkers?? LOL!!
 
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."
Friedrich Nietzsche

"What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil."
Friedrich Nietzsche

"In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point. "
Friedrich Nietzsche

"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently. "
Friedrich Nietzsche

"Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, makes me stronger."
Friedrich Nietzsche

"Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star. "
Confucius

"What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others. "
Confucius
 
remember that one when you said you could make me tap? :lmao:
 
My favorite quate is "Live life to the fullest, treat people as you want to be treated, you never know when the time to pass will be and if you live a good life believing in Jesus Your next life will be better than the first, Lifes hard with many twists and tuns but if we make it through the tought times as well as he good and believe in Jesus and Pray every night we'll eventually make it to a bettter place!!
 
"Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous."
Confucius

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
Mark Twain

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
Mark Twain

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. "
Mark Twain :lmao:
 
"We all have to die of something..." EJE when I used to smoke and people used to bitch about it.

"What's the matter Max? You hate life." - Max Pain 2

"We'll either find a way or make one." - Hannibal

"I submit!" - Ez to EJE
 
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
Sir Winston Churchill

"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash."
Sir Winston Churchill(attributed)
 
Lady Astor: 'Winston, you're drunk'
Winston Churchill: 'And you madam, are ugly, but tomorrow I'll be sober'
Lady Astor: 'Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your tea!'
Winston Churchill: 'Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!'
 
"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. "
J. R. R. Tolkien

"Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends."
J. R. R. Tolkien

"Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state."
Thomas Jefferson

"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. "
Thomas Jefferson
 
Don't let the fear of the time it will take to accomplish something stand in the way of your doing it. The time will pass anyway; we might just as well put that passing time to the best possible use. ~Earl Nightingale

Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second. ~William James

The drops of rain make a hole in the stone not by violence but by oft falling. ~Lucretius

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. ~Newt Gingrich

The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't. ~Henry Ward Beecher


The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places. ~Author Unknown


When the world says, "Give up,"
Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
~Author Unknown
 
"You could never be any personality of mine because I you are not knowledgable enough, you do not schooled enough and just plain are not smart enough."

-gjohnson5
 
"It is no sin to attempt and fail. The only sin is to not make the attempt."
Suellen Fried
Author and Speaker

"Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it."
Michael Jordan
Basketball Player

"Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously and never permit it to fade. Your mind will seek to develop this picture!"
Dr. Norman Vincent Peale
1898-1993, Author of "The Power of Positive Thinking"

"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan, but also believe."
Anatole France
1844-1924, French Novelist

"Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them."
Orison Swett Marden
1850-1924, Founder of Success Magazi

"Don't be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make
it so."
Belva Davis
Award-Winning Journalist

"Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strength. When you go through hardship and decide not to surrender, that is strength."
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Actor and Governor of California

Working hard overcomes a whole lot of other obstacles. You can have unbelievable intelligence, you can have connections, and you can have opportunities fall out of the sky. But in the end, hard work is the true, enduring characteristic of successful people. - Marsha Evans
 
Weaseling out of things is important to learn.
It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. -- Homer


Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that?
Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? -- Sideshow Bob
 
Daisy_ said:
Work like you don't need the money, Love like you have never been hurt, Live like there is no tomorrow, And dance like there is no one watching
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Good advice since I dance like a typical white boy.
 
Wootoom said:
thats a nice chardonnay ur not drinking
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id you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that, Christie?
 
redguru said:
id you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that, Christie?
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dont just stare at it eat it
 
Wootoom said:
LOLOL feed me a stray cat that was the best part of the movie
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StickFigure said:
Wootoom, I'll slash your throat witha rusty butter knife, pull your tongue through the opening and drink the blood that poors off the end of it and laugh as you choke on your own tongue!!
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yeah, thats a good one! :evil:
 
nycgirl said:
Stay Slim. If you want peace in your home, keep his belly full and his balls empty. - My Father.

Don't let anyone fuck with your money. - My Mother

Prince Charming is not coming here to rescue your ass. - My Parents
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:lmao: Your dad said that.
 
Daisy_ said:
:lmao: Your dad said that.
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Yes. He told me that when I was a teenager. I was standing on the hallway steps.

He ends some of our telephone conversations with "Stay Slim" followed by I love you. Or, somehow in the middle of a conversation he will work it in say "Stay Slim, Brenda. Stay Slim.".
 
Work smarter not harder. = My father

Don't ever hit my grandson again bitch or I'll beat your ass! = My grandpa the only one who really stepped up to my evil stepmother.
 
nycgirl said:
Yes. He told me that when I was a teenager. I was standing on the hallway steps.

He ends some of our telephone conversations with "Stay Slim" followed by I love you. Or, somehow in the middle of a conversation he will work it in say "Stay Slim, Brenda. Stay Slim.".
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That is too funny, just the part about keeping his balls empty. I had to giggle. Your dad sounds like a funny guy!
 
"Well behaved women rarely make history."
 
"I am an enigma and a contradiction because I represent life and that's what life is" biteme
 
"It is not unseemly for a man to die fighting in defense of his country. "
Homer, The Iliad

"Of men who have a sense of honor, more come through alive than are slain, but from those who flee comes neither glory nor any help."
Homer, The Iliad

"You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age."
Homer, The Odyssey
 
You wouldn't put water in your gas tank and expect your car to run, why the hell are eating that garbage

me... heehee

and then i went eat a mcgriddle
 
Erzulie said:
You wouldn't put water in your gas tank and expect your car to run, why the hell are eating that garbage

me... heehee

and then i went eat a mcgriddle
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"People living in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...." :evil:
 
Its not my fault i'm fat, its genetic

Its not my fault i'm fat, I have thyroid problmes

:rolleyes:
 
JavaGuru said:
"People living in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...." :evil:
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Unless Java is standing on the other side of said window :evil:
 
lmao at yourt

"I must break you"-----Ivan Drago

"Slitting a little girl's throat is like slicing warm butter"------Bennett from commando

"You rebel scum"-----some dude from star wars
 
Shelley Long as Diane Chambers in the sitcom Cheers voicing her opinion of the Boston Barmaid Contest:

"so this would be an excellent forum ... for him"
 
JavaGuru said:
Somebody wants to be choked out? :evil:
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This is what happend to the last guy that challenged me :evil:

chokeout.jpg
 
PICK3 said:
in ...

for a triangle choke :)
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lol

thats one that i learned in rape defense. Don't even ask how you end up getting some scum guy to submit between your legs, was very awkard having to do it over and over on my sensi all the while he's trying to grope me.
 
Damnit.you hijacked my thread woman!

"Do not consider painful what is good for you."
Euripides

"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish."
Euripides

"The wisest men follow their own direction."
Euripides

"The company of just and righteous men is better than wealth and a rich estate. "
Euripides, Aegeus
 
"Her name was Bertha, Bertha Butt. One of the Butt sisters. She looked at him and she said, "I'll sock it to you daddy!" And when she said, "I'll sock it to you daddy." He said, "Right on! Right on!"
 
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
Carl Jung (1875 - 1961)

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900), "On Reading and Writing"

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
George Carlin

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Robert Frost

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
Robert Frost, The Road Not Taken

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
Plato
 
"If I wanted any shit from you, I'd scrape it off your teeth!" - my best friend's dad

"Shut the FUCK UP!" - my boss, to me.

" Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. "
-- Steve Martin

"It's not pre-marital sex, if you have no intentions of getting married" - Drew Carey

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams
 
You'll have that.

You stepped in what!?!

Whiskey
 
Sorry could not resist, Ok no foolin around

Great quote and even better, source and I do not mean Pulp Fiction although great flck.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
 
Science is nothing but developed perception, interpreted intent, common sense rounded out and minutely articulated.
-George Santayana (1863-1952) U. S. philosopher and writer. The Life of Reason.

Science is facts; just as houses are made of stone, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house, and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
-Jules Henri Poincaré (1854-1912) French mathematician.

Science is what you know. Philosophy is what you don't know.
-Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) English philosopher, mathematician.

It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.
-Alfred North Whitehead (1861-1947) English philosopher and mathematician.

[Those] who have an excessive faith in their theories or in their ideas are not only poorly disposed to make discoveries, but they also make very poor observations.
-Claude Bernard (1813-78) French physiologist, 1865.

It is a popular delusion that the scientific enquirer is under an obligation not to go beyond generalisation of observed facts...but anyone who is practically acquainted with scientific work is aware that those who refuse to go beyond the facts, rarely get as far.
-Thomas Henry Huxley (1825-95) English biologist.

Those who are not shocked when they first come across quantum mechanics cannot possibly have understood it.
-Niels Henrik David Bohr (1885-1962) Danish physicist.

To say that a man is made up of certain chemical elements is a satisfactory description only for those who intend to use him as a fertilizer.
-Hermann Joseph Muller (1890-1967) U. S. geneticist. Nobel prize for medicine 1946.

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it is tied to everything else in the universe.
-John Muir (1838-1914) U. S. naturalist, explorer.

A man must have a certain amount of intelligent ignorance to get anywhere.
-Charles Franklin Kettering (1876-1958) U. S. engineer and inventor.

:)
 
There is no statement so absurd that no philosopher will make it.
-Cicero, Marcus Tullius (106-43 BCE) Roman statesman. De Divinatione

Philosophy, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
-Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914?) American writer. (The Devil's Dictionary, 1911)

Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic wreck.
-Immanuel Kant (1724-1804) German Philosopher

Philosophy of science is about as useful to scientists as ornithology is to birds.
-Attributed to Richard Feynman (1918-88) U.S. Physicist. Nobel Prize 1965.

...philosophy is to science as pornography is to sex.
-Steve Jones

Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.
-Henry Louis Mencken. (1880-1956). Minority Report, H. L. Mencken's Notebooks. Knopf, 1956.
 
A few more for the Physics/ Science geeks...

I am sitting here 93 million miles from the sun on a rounded rock which is spinning at the rate of 1000 miles an hour... and my head pointing down into space with nothing between me and infinity but something called gravity which I can't even understand, and which you can't even buy any place so as to have some stored away for a gravityless day...
-Russell Baker

Laws of Thermodynamics:
1. You cannot win.
2. You cannot break even.
3. You cannot stop playing the game.
-Anon

Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.
-Stephen Leacock (1869-1944) Canadian humorist, economist. Literary Lapses (1910).

Two brothers bought a cattle ranch and named it "Focus." When their father asked why they chose that name, they replied: "It's the place where the sons raise meat."
-Attributed to Prof. W. B. Pietenpol, Physics Department, University of Colorado, Boulder, Colorado.

There's no system foolproof enough to defeat a sufficiently great fool.
-Edward Teller, quoted in "Nuclear Reactions", by Joel Davis in Omni, May 1988, p. 46.

It was absolutely marvelous working for Pauli. You could ask him anything. There was no worry that he would think a particular question was stupid, since he thought all questions were stupid.
-Victor Frederick Weisskopf (1908- ) Austrian physicist.
 
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