Post your favorite quotes.

[Lestat]

If everything seems under control, You're just not going fast enough. --Mario Andretti

When chosing between two evils, i always prefer to chose the one i've never tried before. --May West

When it is a question of Money, Everyone is of the same religion. --Voltaire

A person usually has two reasons for doing somthing: a Good reason, and the Real reason. --Thomas Carlyle

I've never let my Schooling interfere with my Education. --Mark Twain

To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task. --Nietzche

Your Highness, i have no need for this hypothesis. -- Pierre Laplace, on explaining to the queen why his Celestial Mechanics made no mention of God.

It is dangerous to be right when the government is Wrong. --Volitare

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments, but Terrible quarters of an hour. -- Gioachinno Rossini

If you haven't got anything Nice to say, come sit next to me. --Alice Roosevelt Longfellow

The only difference between a madman and me, is that i am not Mad. --Salvador Dali (Who else ?)

No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. --H.L. Mencken

Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being made. --Otto von Bismarck

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. -- John Barrymore

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. --Wernher von Braun

Moral indignation is, in most cases, 2% moral, 48% indignation, and 50% envy. --Vittorio de Sica

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards. --Vernon Sanders Law

 

[Lao Tzu]

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 326 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doens't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It just means that they need more supervision."

-Lynn Lavner


"I contend that we are both athiests. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."

-Stephen F. Roberts

"You have the right to free speech as long as you’re not dumb enough to actually try it."

-The Clash,

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-Voltaire

You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
George Bernard Shaw

I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.
Agatha Christie

 

[gimp]

"Morality is a conspiracy of the sheep, to convince the wolves that it is wicked to be strong." F.Nietzsche

 

[vinylgroover]

Mine is not as philosophical as those but here goes.....

"if it flies, fucks or floats, rent it don't buy it"

 

[Cro Magnon]

"I'm only human. But I regret it."

--Mark Twain

 

[The Fix]

"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

“We can’t all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. But dreams of would-be heroes die hard.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson-

"While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior."

"My instinct was to win, eliminate anyone who is in competition, destroy my enemy,and move on without any kind of hesitiation at all.

when you are not training someone else is and when you go toe to toe with him he will beat you

" The man who goes alone can start today;
But he who travels with another must wait until the other is ready."

"Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death." – James F. Byrnes

"There is no secret routine, there is no magical number of reps and sets. What there is, is confidence, belief, hard work on a consistant basis, and a desire to succeed. This is what I mean when I say accept your limits and when the time is right, you will push right through your limits time and time again, mentally and physically."
--Steve Justa

 

[Juice Moose]

If it has tits or tires it is gonna give you trouble..

 

[Silverback316]

1) " I am the Game and I am that damn good"
2) If ya smellllaalllallla what the Rock is Cookin"
3) What?
4) "and that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so"
5) "shut the hell up jerky"
6) I'm Vince Mcmahon damnit"
7) "oh it's true, it's damn true"

I feel these 7 quotes are as priceless as they get and will go down in time as 7 of the greatest known to man

 

[Lestat]

wow some of these are awesome... and this thread was home to a first post for someone.

Brian

 

[sigweed]

"Money talks, bullshit walks"

'There are two types of men - Pimps and Johns. And theres only one type of bitch, and thats a ho'

"A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing."