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Post your best YO MOMMA JOKES!

Your momma stood on the scale at the mall and the little card came out of the side saying, "one at a time please".
 
Your momma so dumb that she tried commiting suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
 
Yo momma so fat, that when she wears her yellow raincoat, all the kids think she's the school bus.
 
Yo momma so fat, that when she sat on the rainbow, it started raining skittles.
 
Yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the ally. I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving.


Yo momma so fat she has her own zip code.
 
youre mamma is so fat and so old when god said let there be light he had to tell youre mom to get her fat ass out of the way.
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