post up your best yo momma! jokes!

[coldblue1955]

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!

 

[perkele]

Yo mamma so fat she should have never gotten herself pregnant.

 

[HS Lifter]

Yo mama so black, she cast a shadow in a coal mine.

 

[coldblue1955]

yo momma so ugly she made freedy kruger have nightmares.

 

[Dunk]

Your mother's so fat, when I get on top of her my ears pop.

 

[fogg88]

Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks

 

[HS Lifter]

Your mom is so ugly, she walked through a haunted house and came out with an application.

 

[coldblue1955]

Your mom is so ugly, she walked through a haunted house and came out with an application.

lol. love that one!

 

[PICK3]

Your momma is so fat she stood on a scale at the mall and the little card came out reading "one at at time please".

 

[javaguru]

Yo mama so fat she has to make two trips to haul ass.

 

[coldblue1955]

yo momma so fat the bus rode on her!

 

[PICK3]

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[coldblue1955]

http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html

one excellent link.

 

[StickFigure]

Yo mamma so fat, if she fall over she break her leg and gravy poor out!

 

[StickFigure]

Yo mamma's teef so yellow she could butter bread!

 

[StickFigure]

Yo mamma's afro so big, when she gets in her car she got instant tint windows!

 

[Smurfy]

yo momma is so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the remote control.


your house is so small, you drop a washcloth and you got wall to wall carpeting.

your house is so small, the mat out front just says WEL

 

[StickFigure]

Yo mamma's so ugle she got a wooden leg wit a kick stand!

 

[XBiker]

Yo mamma's so ugle she got a wooden leg wit a kick stand!

Dood, you totally stole that...

 

[PICK3]

It was so hot today ...

I saw a fire hydrant thank a dog.

 

[XBiker]

Your momma so fat if she work for the red cross, they'd be landing helicopters on her back.

 

[jaded]

"Yo momma's so stupid she jumped off a cliff to see if maxi pads really had wings"

 

[StickFigure]

Dood, you totally stole that...

Maaan! Shut yo anarexic, tape worm havin, Dick Gregory Bahamian diet drinkin' butt up!! Leave me alone!

 

[Tytan]

Yo momma so fat, her blood type is rocky road.
Yo momma so fat, she gets her toenails painted at maaco.

 

[StickFigure]

Yo mamma's so fat she got her own zip code!

 

[Lestat]

deja vu?