Post-Sex Rituals

[mrsgoodbody]

What do you people like to do post-sex? I am assuming that none of you smoke cigarettes (cliche, and shame on you!!)

DrG and I eat chocolate: cookies, cake, ice cream, bars, Godiva, frosting from the can, brownies, you name it! As long as it's chocolate. Not every night, mind you. Sometimes we're too tired from the hot monkey love to drag our asses to the kitchen, but that's the subject of another post...

OK, so it's not the best thing in the world for our diets, but hey, it's well earned after the athletic sex we have! We need to replenish ourselves with carbs!!

So, again, what do all of you like to do after sex? (Sleeping isn't a good answer here...)

-MrsG

 

[Friscochick]

What do you people like to do post-sex? I am assuming that none of you smoke cigarettes (cliche, and shame on you!!)

DrG and I eat chocolate: cookies, cake, ice cream, bars, Godiva, frosting from the can, brownies, you name it! As long as it's chocolate. Not every night, mind you. Sometimes we're too tired from the hot monkey love to drag our asses to the kitchen, but that's the subject of another post...

OK, so it's not the best thing in the world for our diets, but hey, it's well earned after the athletic sex we have! We need to replenish ourselves with carbs!!

So, again, what do all of you like to do after sex? (Sleeping isn't a good answer here...)

-MrsG

ALRIGHT you go girl! Chocolate is YUMMY!

mmmm i like to lay there gor a sec, get some water.. then DO IT AGAIN! So i guess my answer would be getting something to drink, swallowing doesn't leave the best taste in your mouth! LOL Chocolate i dont have candy in my house, if i did i would be doomed because i LOVE COOKIES!

 

[notoriousQQ]

a nice big glass of water, from the fridge, in a freezer mug. personally I just like laying around butt naked for a while and catching my breath as necessary and then snuggling after sex. sometimes talking about the little dumb shit that makes life interesting. sometimes falling asleep. If its up and fuck, morning sex, breakfast is definitely in order.

no routine, really, except for water.

 

[Friscochick]

I put on my gasmask, necklace, stilleto boots, CD player and football pads, then relax in the cool san francisco air.

LOL! niiiceeeeee

 

[manny78]

I drink a glass of Coke or Sprite. Always.

One of my friend investigating on a minors prostitution network told me about the post-sex ritual of clients: at the time they had their orgasm, they would simply punch the girl in the face cause it helped them to enjoy it..... pathetic.

 

[TheStromba]

Peanut Butter - Almost always. Sometimes Mrspuddles does not even ask me, she just gets me some. (we have a small fridge in our bedroom, so it is never very far)

 

[machaveli]

1.actually, i do have a cigarette after sex, though i dont smoke on a regular basis, i do socially.

2.a tall glass of water

3. sleep

 

[Frackal]

Pull out the rubber stopper,,,, deflate,,,, stick under mattress,,, cry.

 

[vinylgroover]

Pull out the rubber stopper,,,, deflate,,,, stick under mattress,,, cry.

LOL

 

[robsatx]

LOL!

Pull out the rubber stopper,,,, deflate,,,, stick under mattress,,, cry.

 

[Puddles]

Pull out the rubber stopper,,,, deflate,,,, stick under mattress,,, cry.

LMAO!

After getting someone his peanut butter (spread evenly on a peanut butter or bannana-nut rice cake) I have a cigarette and suck on a bottle of water to rehydrate, pick up towels, take a shower, crawl back into bed naked and smiling. By that time he's usually about asleep and I get to have the remote. LOL

 

[rnch]

Pull out the rubber stopper,,,, deflate,,,, stick under mattress,,, cry.

a.k.a. the bud bundy routine!

 

[mrsgoodbody]

we have a small fridge in our bedroom, so it is never very far

Damn!! DrG and I were JUST talking about having a fridge in OUR bedroom (in a closet so the kids wouldn't find it and the sound wouldn't keep us up at night) so that we could keep cold water, chocolate, etc!!! Too funny. I knew there was a reason I liked you and MrsP. I guess great minds think alike!

Pull out the rubber stopper,,,, deflate,,,, stick under mattress,,, cry.

ROTFLMAO

I have a cigarette and suck on a bottle of water to rehydrate, pick up towels, take a shower, crawl back into bed naked and smiling. By that time he's usually about asleep and I get to have the remote. LOL

To both you and machaveli: Shame on you for smoking.

MrsP - my lord, woman, you sure do a shitload of stuff after sex! Only sometimes do I get that much energy after DrG has his way with me, but I'd never clean or shower. I like that post-sex funk. I do always pee after sex, but that's just a personal thing for me! As for getting the remote, when I knock him out, after peeing, the remote is mine!!!

Thanks for all the posts so far everyone. Keep 'em cumming...

-MrsG

 

[mrsgoodbody]

Right now my post sex ritual involves grabbing some tissue to wipe up the cum, putting the lid back on the vaseline jar and saying "thanks for another great threesome, BronzedGoddess & Bikinimom!"

Poor DialTone.

A post I'm about to put up (in your honor, I might add) should help...

 

[Longhorn85]

In this order:

1) Spoon my wife

2) Grab the remote and turn on the TV

3)

 

[Friscochick]

You guys crack me up! LOL

 

[Puddles]

The fridge for the bedroom was a Christmas gift to Stromba last year. It's black and chrome, no freezer because most of the little ones that have freezers don't have lights and I figured a light was more important. The top is black plastic made to be used as a cutting board, the door has a groove in it that will catch spills and hold them. We have a coffee pot on the top, a jar of PB, and a high protein cereal. Inside it's stocked with water bottles, coffee fixings (milk, splenda, coffeemate), wine, Sambuca, rice cakes, plastic spoons and cups and paper bowls. Occasionally we put real food in there too. It's not noisey at all but it does put off some heat, so it really shouldn't go in a closet. It's so nice to not have to go downstairs first thing in the morning to make coffee and bring it back upstairs! I'm not steady on my feet early in the moring.

 

[vinylgroover]

After sex, i'll usually srub all the shit off my chest, LOL

 

[Pamela]

Water....
Have to have it..

Then after I put all the sex toys, body oil, sexy lingerie and high heels up.
Jump back in the tub and then go fix dinner..

 

[Bigsatan13]

Water....
Have to have it..

Then after I put all the sex toys, body oil, sexy lingerie and high- heels up.
Jump back in the tub and then go fix dinner..
l

Atta girl! Mrs. Satan does the same ritual except she has a smoke first. You women realy need to know how much men appreciate food right after sex!

 

[Frackal]

Water....
Have to have it..

Then after I put all the sex toys, body oil, sexy lingerie and high- heels up.
Jump back in the tub and then go fix dinner..
l

Wow!!!


Sorry guys had to edit my own post.. LOL

 

[vinylgroover]

Water....
Have to have it..

Then after I put all the sex toys, body oil, sexy lingerie and high heels up.
Jump back in the tub and then go fix dinner..

God damn. A hot babe who doesn't forget her household responsibilites either

 

[dgnr7982]

I just hand over the money then leave

 

[Longhorn85]

Then after I put all the sex toys, body oil, sexy lingerie and high heels up.
Jump back in the tub and then go fix dinner..

Pamela if you have that much energy left after sex me and your hubby need to talk.

 

[lilperronis]

The fridge for the bedroom was a Christmas gift to Stromba last year. It's black and chrome, no freezer because most of the little ones that have freezers don't have lights and I figured a light was more important. The top is black plastic made to be used as a cutting board, the door has a groove in it that will catch spills and hold them. We have a coffee pot on the top, a jar of PB, and a high protein cereal. Inside it's stocked with water bottles, coffee fixings (milk, splenda, coffeemate), wine, Sambuca, rice cakes, plastic spoons and cups and paper bowls. Occasionally we put real food in there too. It's not noisey at all but it does put off some heat, so it really shouldn't go in a closet. It's so nice to not have to go downstairs first thing in the morning to make coffee and bring it back upstairs! I'm not steady on my feet early in the moring.

you keep all that shit in a little fridge???

 

[Puddles]

LOL...yes, I do, and more. There are a few Jolly Ranchers, I'm finishing the yogurt now, cough medicine, a cold pack for sore muscles, one beer, one Mike's Hard Lemonade, and some other nonsense like shot glasses and crackers. I never really examined the contents of my fridge until now. There is also a coffee bean grinder and big tub of hot cocoa on the top.

 

[mrsgoodbody]

LOL...yes, I do, and more. There are a few Jolly Ranchers, I'm finishing the yogurt now, cough medicine, a cold pack for sore muscles, one beer, one Mike's Hard Lemonade, and some other nonsense like shot glasses and crackers. I never really examined the contents of my fridge until now. There is also a coffee bean grinder and big tub of hot cocoa on the top.

Did I mention that we're looking for a MINI fridge?????? LOL

 

[Puddles]

It's a Kennmore Elite, it's small, not even waist high and I'm 5'3. It's all in the organization I guess. LOL Right now I'm out of water...just 2 or 3 bottles left.

 

[Puddles]

We make our own fresh daily.

 

[Spectre]

I'm easy, whatever she decides to make me is fine. 8 eggs over easy and 4 toast is standard.

 

[Pamela]

Pamela if you have that much energy left after sex me and your hubby need to talk.

It's my job to keep his strength up..

For 2nd or 3rds..

 

[Spartacus]

I call the wife and tell her I love her