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Please Help Me - I Have To Take A Drug Test

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2MoreNoMatterWhat

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My father just told me when i got home this evening that i have to take a drug test for cocaine and steroids on Tuesday at my doctor’s office. I will not test positive for the cocaine because I don’t use it. But as for the steroids – I’ve been running 1.75 CC’s EOD of Test Prop for 6 weeks now. I have 4 weeks left. This is my first cycle. I’ve also been running 1 CC of nolva EOD. WHAT DO I DO? If I test positive for steroids I’ll be thrown out of the house. I’m 23 years old. I just graduated college and moved back in. I have nowhere to go. What should I do? ANY SUGGESTIONS EXCEPTED

Can I say I was taking 5 times the recommended amount of Tribulus combined with Horny Goat Weed and a bunch of those legal but bullshit estrogen level decreasers that they sell at GNC and vitamin Shoppe. Would taking all those things be able to create a false positive? How long before the steroids leave my system? Are my testosterone levels gonna look really high and crazy? What kinds of tests is he gonna do? Am I basically fucked? Is there anyway around this? HELP ME PLEASE.
 
I don't know how to "cheat" steroid tests this close to a test. However, I can give you a word of elderly advice - get a job, move out of your parents house...you're 23 years old, time to have control of your own life. If you don't have the control, don't do AS.

good luck and I hope everything works out for you...
 
i know you are right. i do have a job, but i have student loans and everything but whatever I don’t need to get into explaining myself, but you are right. i shouldn’t have waited till had control. But if that’s all u could come up with and u being prob the most knowledgeable guy on here, I’m even more scared. Should i stop my cycle and cut it short?
 
2MoreNoMatterWhat said:
i know you are right. i do have a job, but i have student loans and everything but whatever I don’t need to get into explaining myself, but you are right. i shouldn’t have waited till had control. But if that’s all u could come up with and u being prob the most knowledgeable guy on here, I’m even more scared. Should i stop my cycle and cut it short?
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everyone will give you "cleaning" advice, and I'm sure everyone has their own. Personally, I don't think you can look clean on a test by tuesday, but that's just me.

Be a man, take the test and face up to it. Simple as that...
 
I think i'm going to ask him to lunch at a restaurant on Tuesday that way when it comes out he won’t be able to get that out of control. I think i’m gonna take the cocaine test and pass it cuz I will. So ill show him that and that will ease it out just a little. And I think I’m gonna refuse the roids test because I’m gonna fail it anyway and I’m gonna show him my bottle of tribilus and horny goat weed – things that could naturally raise my test levels. And tell him that I abused those and show him a bottle of clomid or nolva and explain to him that that just lowers my estrogen levels which would help in raisin my test levels. And then ill say a bunch of stuff about how it makes me feel good inside to be a strong son and everything. I know this is getting all gay now but this is a big deal. Does anyone have any unfortunate experiences like this where they had to confront someone about their roid use – people that just would not understand?
 
Get someone who is clean to piss in a vial and use that for the urine sample. I doubt the doc will watch you piss in a cup - that worked for me.
 
justinjones1963 said:
Get someone who is clean to piss in a vial and use that for the urine sample. I doubt the doc will watch you piss in a cup - that worked for me.
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how fresh does the piss have to be. do i have to keep it warm? how do i do this? does the pisser have to be the same age/race/gender of me??- I'm sorry, i've never done this before. its gonna be a primary care physician (our family doctor) but for tests like that he sends out the order to some other place that i need to go to. but whatever, im still interested in how i would do this.

anyway, im goin to bed now so i will read your reply in mornin. happy new year bro.
 
He's probably bluffing you about the steroid test, that test is over a grand to have done, don't sweat it just piss and hope for the best....
 
What led him to decide for you that you had to take a test for those particular things?

Is your stash hidden? Did he look at your internet history?

Personally I would refuse, you are 23 and he has absolutely no control of what tests you get done to yourself.

I'm not gonna bash your situation because I have had to move back in after school as well for $$$$ reasons, but if my parents told me I am required to to take drug tests to have a roof over my head, I would tell them to go F#$K themselves.

If there is no way out of it I say take the test and if you come up positive lie like hell but never admit to it and do not stop your cycle.

Show him your other supps hopefully he will buy it.
 
2MoreNoMatterWhat said:
how fresh does the piss have to be. do i have to keep it warm? how do i do this? does the pisser have to be the same age/race/gender of me??- I'm sorry, i've never done this before. its gonna be a primary care physician (our family doctor) but for tests like that he sends out the order to some other place that i need to go to. but whatever, im still interested in how i would do this.

anyway, im goin to bed now so i will read your reply in mornin. happy new year bro.
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Hey, just one question. What is this test for (life insurance, sports, job)? I mean i've been tested for all kinds of shit when applying for a new job or life insurance, but all they were looking for is STD's or recreational drugs such as pot and cocaine.

Unless you're a high performance athlete (a pro or olympic athlete) or a applying for a law enforcemente job there is no reason to be tested for AAS+coke. What makes even more skeptical is how come they are going to test u exclusiveley for cocaine and not pot as well? This is the 1st time I've heard someone being tested for AAS for no reason.
Explain us what is the purpose behind these tests and maybe we can figure something out.

Anyway, anti doping tests or AAS tests are so expensive that i doubt your doctor is being serious. I used to work for a juvenile probation court, and youth offenders usually showed up for urine tests with urine samples from someone else concealed in their thighs while wearing baggy pants. I wasn't allowed to search these guys prior or during sample extraction (before or while they pee) cause there was no probable cause for such action, otherwise it would've been violation to their civil/constitutional rights although some of this dudes are real punks. Anyway most of the test results came back clean.
Since your tests are not for criminal purposes, I don't think anyone will walk into the bathroom with you to watch. Always act and claim like if u are really shy and demand privacy!! Once in the bathroom you can handle the hot potatoe!!1
good luck!!
 
im betting pops just bluffing. even if he wasn't, just take the test and fail, fuck it. if he feels good about throwing you out over steroids then you don't need to be there. time to move out anyway.
 
to warm the piss you got just put it in the container they give you. normally you can cap it off.. then run it under hot water for a little bit and then dry it off. use the hot water from the sink in the bathroom to your advantage!!!!
 
This is one pitiful post! We have a 23 year old man scared to death because Daddy is gonna require a blood test! And he is gonna take him out to lunch so "he won’t be able to get that out of control".

Dam bro, grow up and face the music. Unless Pop is loaded then he ain't gonna cough up that amount of money for a roid test. And even if he does...so what.

Either take the test and face what is coming or lie about the AAS usage, or just tell him "No" and face the results of that answer.
 
thanks guys. they new of me blolwing coke back in high school just a bit., it never got out of controll. i didnt know that the test for roids was so much money. maybe he was bluffing.
 
If you actually had a prescription for Xanax, and were taking Xanax

(which I do not recommend)

it pretty much wipes out every thing else on a urine test even a blood test.

I was on probation for 18 months, and they simply quit testing me because I was on xanax continually.
 
parents and people generally dont agree with things they dont understand. i would explain to them the benefits of steroids and that you are not abusing them. explain the diff between what ronnie coleman does and what you're doing and your goals. maybe after understanding, they won't be as mad about it. they are prob just afraid and think they are looking out for you.
 
i bet everyone's right about your dad balking on the steroid test. He probably didnt know how much it was when he threatened to make you take it. I bet you'll just have to take the standard drug test. That tests for 5 groups of drugs, not just coke, and it only costs about 100$. I doubt it'd be that much cheaper to test for coke alone, so i think your dad doesnt know what the hell he's talking about. He might let you think you're being tested for AAS, but unless he's got a lot of cash to blow (and if you're taking student loans i'm guessing he doesnt) you probably wont be. He's probably just trying to get you to confess.
Course when i see someone use the words "probably" and "i doubt" as much as i just did, i usually assume they're wrong about at least a couple things lol.
 
I'm not sure if they'll evaluate your "test" levels. I wouldn't really sweat it. Besides, testing for AAS is VERY expensive. I doubt your dad would want to pay for it, and I'm not even sure your doc would test for it since there's no other reason than, "your dad wants it done". Maybe "drugs of abuse", but not AAS.

There's nothing you can to do "clean" your system.
 
You are twenty three years old man!!! When you go out to eat you need to tell your dad to stick the fork up his ass. Don't stand for this shit man!!!! Take that degree and get a job, be independent man... get your own, hold your own.
 
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