Players, smoothtalkers, smart people..fuckin anybody..need some advice.

[chesty]

Ok I been "setup" with this smoking hot chick, this older lady at my job loves me and wants me to hookup with her niece...she is gorgeous..i seen pictures and heard from other co-workers about this girl . She is slammin. we been talkin on the phone and what-not and she is liking me (im smooth on the phone) . she wants to hangout...like now!. this weekend. I aint ready to see this girl right now..im not myself . I feel like shit mentally and physically. How I can stall this broad for about a month???? she already thinks I have a girl because im always making an excuse why I cant go out with her.

You can't. Just go for it and get what you can out of it.

 

[pintoca]

dude, PM aap, he will set you up real good

and simply be you,it's not like you will be a totally different person in 1 month

 

[NJjuice22]

ok let me clarify my original motive behind this thread. I WANT SOME FUCKIN BULLSHIT TO TELL THIS GIRL.

I DO NOT NEED:

1. advice on "being myself"
2. being honest
3. or any other grandma lectures.

I have already made my decision up as far as when i'm going to meet this chick and not even god himself could change my mind once im set.

 

[jackangel]

lol at elite player's seduction board

 

[pintoca]

lol at elite player's seduction board

OMFG!!!

 

[PolfaJelfa]

Stfu..from me to any assholes picking on this dude. He has a reasonable question. He deserves an anwser. I dont feel good about msyelf eigther when bloated. Thats why i dont realy date during bulking or winter time. If its a little bloat thought here is what id do.

Tell her your bloated a bit & or simply tell her you have to delay it till next week for____ reason.
Use a mild potasium sparring non loop diuretic, green tea,and deplete the watter. Cut sodium.
Start an anti estrogen.

Other than that...if she doesent like you tell her to fuck off.
Confidence is key. Shallow people like that are not worth it IMO.
Nothing more unatractive then a shallow snoby bitch.

 

[jdevlin1985]

Confidence is numero uno when it comes to women. Looks do not matter at all if being compared to confidence! FACT! Ok im quite lucky when it comes to looks, but let me tell you, when you walk through the high street with your head up, shoulders back, chest out and strutting your stuff, you will get more attention from women than you ever thought possible. No matter what you look like. JUST PLEASE TRUST ME AND SEE FOR YOURSELF. And when you catch a girl checking you out DO NOT put your head down. It will be a natural reaction to start with but practice makes perfect.

Chin up, shoulder back, now strut!

Just try it for yourself!

 

[needtogetaas]

stfu

 

[stipic]

Ok I been "setup" with this smoking hot chick, this older lady at my job loves me and wants me to hookup with her niece...she is gorgeous..i seen pictures and heard from other co-workers about this girl . She is slammin. we been talkin on the phone and what-not and she is liking me (im smooth on the phone) . she wants to hangout...like now!. this weekend. I aint ready to see this girl right now..im not myself . I feel like shit mentally and physically. How I can stall this broad for about a month???? she already thinks I have a girl because im always making an excuse why I cant go out with her.

Ok what I recon I’d do in your situation is:
Ya gotta talk a bit of shit;
Say your doin some part time work filling in for a mate that does security work or somethin (that's why ya to busy to take her out)
Make out it's a borin job like all ya do is sit n watch security cams.
Say it's only for another month or so until ya mate gets back from holidays or what ever.
This way you can call her while you’re at your supposed work and get to know her,
have phone sex if it gets to that.
That way you'll keep her interested,
Maybe even get her hangin to bang ya brains out.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

lmao..im not some ugly mess dude or dudette whatever you are. my body is fine , im just fuckin bloated and I have NEVER had fat on my face..EVER. i aint going out on a date with ANYONE until i get rid of this. its more for myself than for her.

business trip or short vacation bro.... give u two weeks tops

stop stalling though because she'll get fed up with it and move on and not give you the chance.... sometimes you have to inconvienece yourself inorder to have your in.