plastic pussy...

[big calvin]

ok i just bought one of those plastic molds of a porn stars pussy ,just to see what it was lik . but tell me if this is normal , the hole your penis is suppose to go in is tiny! i mean i tryed to get it in but i couldnt. theres a big hole in the back that i used that worked just fine but i mean is my penis so thick that its not normal? i dont think so. i think its normal. please give me some feed back guys!

 

[mdd]

uggg....

 

[Yellowbomber]

you're disgusting bro

 

[big calvin]

what do tell me u dont masterbate! please. i know im not the only one here.....

 

[Imnotdutch]

Well it could be a couple of things...
1) The mould isnt a true representation of the lady in question. It has been tampered with to make you think she is real tight.
2) Real life women can stretch even if tight. Mebbe your mould doesnt.
3) You are using it back to front.
4) You are hung like an elephant and didnt realise it.

Mebbe you should go get a real life woman to check for you.....almost any woman with a little experience will do.....unless its your mom.

ok i just bought one of those plastic molds of a porn stars pussy ,just to see what it was lik . but tell me if this is normal , the hole your penis is suppose to go in is tiny! i mean i tryed to get it in but i couldnt. theres a big hole in the back that i used that worked just fine but i mean is my penis so thick that its not normal? i dont think so. i think its normal. please give me some feed back guys!

 

[big calvin]

thanks imnotsutch, i had to use it back to front cause the part with the lips is the tiny part. and no way im huge, im more like a 2*5 so im not long its just the thickness i guess it to thick for the piece oh well....

thanks.

 

[sinister_storm]

Do they offer a return policy??

 

[big calvin]

lol.....would u?

 

[bballdad]

Take a knife and carve that thing to make it fit like a
glove, bro!

 

[Raffaz]

Its probably got the Hymen intact, so you can pop her cherry HaHa

 

[macDbol]

call the manufacturer

 

[big calvin]

hahahaha!!

u guys crack me up!

well i cant use her now, its her time of the month

 

[manny78]

"ok i just bought one of those plastic molds of a porn stars pussy ,just to see what it was lik "


Ok bro.... I just bought some Deca..just to see what its like...

 

[WarriorPL]

yeah ive gotten great laughs from this thread but c'mon calvin, are u that desperate? hehe yeah i find those things pretty disgusting LoL

~WizKid25

 

[fiatconspiracy]

how embarrassed would you be if your friend walked in and saw , that if I saw that at my friends house i would piss my pants laughing, damm the jokes would never end, but at least you dont have to talk to "her"

 

[homewrecker2]

take it back and tell them that you thought it was a Halloween Mask!!

 

[LawDawg8]

Next thing you know, he'll be emulating Jim in American Pie .... lying on top of the kitchen counter comparing his plactic puss to "warm apple pie"..... heheheh

 

[_Outlaw]

Your a freak!!!

 

[big calvin]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

u guys are to fucking funny!

 

[manny78]

only a plastic pussy no asshole ??

 

[plifter]

Hey, I want a blow job machine. I saw an article about one of these in Hustler (I buy it for the articles ony). The guy from Hustler didn't give it very good reviews though. Plus, it was about $900. On the bright side you don't have to worry about it's feelings.

 

[manny78]

Hey, I want a blow job machine. I saw an article about one of these in Hustler (I buy it for the articles ony). The guy from Hustler didn't give it very good reviews though. Plus, it was about $900. On the bright side you don't have to worry about it's feelings.

900$ ? did you ever think how many drinks you could buy to chikcs a t your favorite club ?

 

[big calvin]

LOL!!

or how much GHB u can mak with that money...

 

[lynaghgrew]

this is fucking trippy

 

[cozmokramer]

this is too funny!

 

[big calvin]

HELP!!!!! HELP!!!!! i tried to use the small hole and im stuck!!!!! i cant get it out!!!!...hold on let me think of a nasty old bitch naked.......dame still not coming lose....



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

now thats funny

 

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