He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.
Q: Wha'dya say to a little fuck?
A: Go away, little fuck.
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
Her, after hearing a pick-up line:
"I liked your approach. Now let's see your departure."