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HA HA! fucker! Eli Manning is my new favorite QB. I could almost hear John Lynch choking.
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HA HA! fucker! Eli Manning is my new favorite QB. I could almost hear John Lynch choking.
redguru said:
no, it's Roger Clemens
Sassy69
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An enterprising chicken farmer decides he wants to cut out the middle man & get a machine that will pluck chickens so he can sell them himself. So he goes to an engineer, a precision machinist & a physicist to come up w/ some designs for him. But he warns them that he's a single farmer and has limited funds so design accordingly.
So after a few weeks he goes to see the engineer about his proposal. The engineer pulls out all sorts of plans, charts, graphs, project documents, etc. He goes into great detail about the requirements, the design, the testing, his firm's ISO 9000 certification and dedication to total quality and customer satisfaction.
The farmer is thoroughly impressed, however he is concerned about the price. So he asks. The engineer says, "well, phase 1 will only run you about $1M. We can discuss refinements once we've proven the design."
To which the farmer responds, "Ugh. I'll get back to you on that..."
So he goes to the precision machinist and asks how its going. The machinist responds that he's got this great little design he's working on that is all completely automated and built solid.
The farmer starts to go glassy eyed listening to the detail. But asks how much it will cost.
The machinist responds that he figures he can get all the parts built for under $1M but the labor will push it higher.
The farmer is a bit freaked out. So he walks down to the local starbucks to kill a few minutes while he relaxes. While there, he sees the physicist sipping on some chai. So he strikes up a conversation, starting w/ "Dang, it sure costs a lot to get somethign like a chicken plucker designed." To which the physicist responds, "Really? I figured I could do it for about $5000 and use some of the stuff in my lab at the university to help keep it low cost."
The farmer is amazed. "How can you do that???" he asks.
The physicist slaps his coat for a pencil and paper, ending up grabbing a tea-stained napkin and borrowing a pen from a nearby coffee patron. He starts by scribbling on the napkin, "Its really fairly easy. Assuming a spherical chicken...."
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Anyone get it?
Haha! Spherical chicken! Good approximation! Haha.
OK. nevermind.
So after a few weeks he goes to see the engineer about his proposal. The engineer pulls out all sorts of plans, charts, graphs, project documents, etc. He goes into great detail about the requirements, the design, the testing, his firm's ISO 9000 certification and dedication to total quality and customer satisfaction.
The farmer is thoroughly impressed, however he is concerned about the price. So he asks. The engineer says, "well, phase 1 will only run you about $1M. We can discuss refinements once we've proven the design."
To which the farmer responds, "Ugh. I'll get back to you on that..."
So he goes to the precision machinist and asks how its going. The machinist responds that he's got this great little design he's working on that is all completely automated and built solid.
The farmer starts to go glassy eyed listening to the detail. But asks how much it will cost.
The machinist responds that he figures he can get all the parts built for under $1M but the labor will push it higher.
The farmer is a bit freaked out. So he walks down to the local starbucks to kill a few minutes while he relaxes. While there, he sees the physicist sipping on some chai. So he strikes up a conversation, starting w/ "Dang, it sure costs a lot to get somethign like a chicken plucker designed." To which the physicist responds, "Really? I figured I could do it for about $5000 and use some of the stuff in my lab at the university to help keep it low cost."
The farmer is amazed. "How can you do that???" he asks.
The physicist slaps his coat for a pencil and paper, ending up grabbing a tea-stained napkin and borrowing a pen from a nearby coffee patron. He starts by scribbling on the napkin, "Its really fairly easy. Assuming a spherical chicken...."
...
Anyone get it?
Haha! Spherical chicken! Good approximation! Haha.
OK. nevermind.
Lestat said:
yeah, that fucking dude.
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BrothaBill
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best thread ever
mountain muscle
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juicedmohawk said:
KC still sucks.
Not even close to the Broncos yet. Enjoy us losing by a point in the last 5 seconds. Bastard.
waaaaaaahhhh!
mountain muscle
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juicedmohawk said:
Must be a welcome respite from the whole of the chiefs choking in unison.
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BrothaBill
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I am the son of Samote
samoth said:Yes, and this thread is severely lacking in the physics department.
Must be all the BAD BROS ruining this thread, shame shame.
you never finished that physics problem I gave you to do about the car driving up on the truck ramp at 60mph.
Samote, did you finish that problem yet?
redguru said:
yeah I still dont get this one.
blut wump said:
Not in the english language, it's always had seperarate words for genders. You can derive the words ho and whore from middle/old english personal pronouns for woman.
All attempts at making genderless personal prounouns in the english language has failed so far. Really, I don't think it's going to happen.
Okay, I feel dirty now. I need to make a physics thread or something.
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BrothaBill
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redguru said:
lolol, it took you months to give the punchline
samoth said:Not in the english language, it's always had seperarate words for genders. You can derive the words ho and whore from middle/old english personal pronouns for woman.
All attempts at making genderless personal prounouns in the english language has failed so far. Really, I don't think it's going to happen.
Okay, I feel dirty now. I need to make a physics thread or something.
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Spartacus
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fuckin' orbits
x3redguru said:
juiceddreadlocks said:
The best part is there wasn't even a physics question lolololol.
:cwo:
juiceddreadlocks said:
juiceddreadlocks said:
Fucking Answer The Question Samote!
milo hobgoblin
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samoth said:goddammit....
lol
LOL that was pretty god damn funny. I clicked on it knowing yours would be the first reply.
When considering the behaviour of a howitzer:
A mathematician will be able to calculate where the shell will land.
A physicist will be able to explain how the shell gets there.
An engineer will stand there and try to catch it.
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