fuck you samote, i knew you would click on this.
juicedmohawk said:fuck you samote, i knew you would click on this.

juicedmohawk said:Jesus, samote... It took you a whole minute to post. wtf? slacker...

BrothaBill said:FUCK YOU JUICED MULLET!
A CONVERSATION WITH MYSELF ON PHYSICS JUST TO ANNOY YOU
OK, lets see M theory, postulates that all matter and energy is composed of excruciatingly minute filaments called strings and membranous entities called branes. If such objects exist, then every point in our apparently four-dimensional universe is a tiny volume with six or seven extra dimensions.
Ehh... depends on reference frame.. points and volumes are different... I'm not sure how they define the "limit", or if they are even close to it. There comes a point where a point cannot be a volume, yet many classify volumes as points for simplifications in the mathematics.
Those volumes are so small, the theory holds, that 10 trillion trillion of them could fit into the space occupied by a single atom. Unfortunately, that tininess would make these dimensions undetectable with current methods.
They would never be detectable, much like we could never detect some theorized particles with current model accelerators, as they would take the energy equivalant of a Dyson Sphere.
a few years aago theorists came up somesort ofa bold proposal. Perhaps some of those extra dimensions weren't so tightly confined. Given that no experimental evidence precluded the possibility, an extra dimension might be even as relatively huge as a millimeter in radius, or roughly the size of a poppy seed, right
well in this new hypothesis not theoryof so-called large extra dimensions resides a possible solution to a long-standing puzzle: Why is gravity so much weaker than the other forces? it was in the hypothesis that raises the crazy possibility of wee black holes like right here around us or near . It's all a matter of how minutely scientists examine gravity.
Bringing black hole theory into it... black holes radiate. We can detect that radiation.
electromagnetism and the weak and strong forces are comparable in strength to each other, they are as much more powerful than gravity as a mountain is larger than one of those fantastically teeny extra dimensions of string theory.
It's a matter of defining "strength". There's a variable -- I forget what it is -- that is different for each force, and can compare relative strengths. But relatively speaking in different relative terms, gravity is considered the strongest force -- but also the weakest. LOL. EM, strong, and weak nuclear forces are worthless at an inch apart -- not strong. But gravity, though not strong in general, is not worthless at an inch -- it's strong. Meh. You get the idea.
so to bridge that gap say that not only are there large extra dimensions but that gravity is the only force that permeates all the dimensions. Consequently, gravity is not really so weak," that we feel it so weakly because gravity actually lives in many dimensions. . . . Gravity is diluted by this enormous extra space that we don't feel.
Conversely, at length scales not much smaller than the poppy-seed-span of the proposed, relatively large extra dimensions, gravity would operate at a strength comparable to those of the other forces,
In other words, gravity would become a real brute within those very confined boundaries of the extra dimensions. That enormously amplified strength—normally hidden to our four-dimensional view—could scrunch matter and energy into minuscule black holes.
[/QUOTE]juicedmohawk said:i took some LSD, DXM, Neurogenex, did three lines, and took some conserta.
i still dont understand that.
samoth said:Up the Conserta. Make sure lines are pure, at least 98%. Smoke about two or three hits of DMT, making sure to hold it in for 45-60 seconds. Add 150 mg Adderal IR, via insufflation. Make sure to have nolvadex on hand just in case.
UA_Iron said:The physicist starts grinning. the psychologist asks him: 'but you´ll never get to this woman?', the physicists tells him: 'sure, but for all practical things this is a good approximation.'

samoth said:Engg's continuing to get pwned... lol...
In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be guillotined. The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing happens -- he declares that he's been saved by divine intervention -- so he's let go. The lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope doesn't release the blade, he claims he can't be executed twice for the same crime and he is set free too. They grab the engineer and shove his head into the guillotine, he looks up at the release mechanism and says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem......"
BrothaBill said:No Brothabill, hold the Adderal and go straight to the DXM and Shrooms, THEN after 1.5 hours, take the DMT (Dimethyltryptaline) that you extracted from the mimosa hostilis rootbark. Use a DMT pipe and inhale deeply and then hold it in, do all with in a minute so that super tolerance doesnt affect your receptors.
Add a can of nitrous from a whip cream can, then take the Adderal and wash it down with a big glass of homebrewed ayahuasca. Meet the string and brain aliens on Plateau Sigma, past the fourth plateau
BrothaBill said:Geez 4:10 for both posts, SamoteBB, are you in the computer lab again
UA_Iron said:A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'
mountain muscle said:Cheif's suck.
Does that make them engineers?
Lol you at least could welcome us to the ''maybe next year'' club with open arms.mountain muscle said:Cheif's suck.
Does that make them engineers?
samoth said:Remember Samoth, eat LOTS of red meat, drink alcohol, lots of Tamasic foods. Try to get grounded. The quotidian banality of three dimensions can be a sane human's best friend.
UA_Iron said:engineers will rule the world
we'll ask the engineering math people for math questions and the engineering physics people for physics questions.
There's no need for plain math or physics majors anymore.
samoth said:Just wait, the theorists are gonna come and kick your ass one day!!
UA_Iron said:thats only theoretical
lets get some more practicality in this discussion.

relative to your point of view. sheesh dude, live in the here.samoth said:goddammit, pwned again![]()
BrothaBill said:FUCK YOU JUICED MULLET!
A CONVERSATION WITH MYSELF ON PHYSICS JUST TO ANNOY YOU
OK, lets see M theory, postulates that all matter and energy is composed of excruciatingly minute filaments called strings and membranous entities called branes. If such objects exist, then every point in our apparently four-dimensional universe is a tiny volume with six or seven extra dimensions.
Ehh... depends on reference frame.. points and volumes are different... I'm not sure how they define the "limit", or if they are even close to it. There comes a point where a point cannot be a volume, yet many classify volumes as points for simplifications in the mathematics.
Those volumes are so small, the theory holds, that 10 trillion trillion of them could fit into the space occupied by a single atom. Unfortunately, that tininess would make these dimensions undetectable with current methods.
They would never be detectable, much like we could never detect some theorized particles with current model accelerators, as they would take the energy equivalant of a Dyson Sphere.
a few years aago theorists came up somesort ofa bold proposal. Perhaps some of those extra dimensions weren't so tightly confined. Given that no experimental evidence precluded the possibility, an extra dimension might be even as relatively huge as a millimeter in radius, or roughly the size of a poppy seed, right
well in this new hypothesis not theoryof so-called large extra dimensions resides a possible solution to a long-standing puzzle: Why is gravity so much weaker than the other forces? it was in the hypothesis that raises the crazy possibility of wee black holes like right here around us or near . It's all a matter of how minutely scientists examine gravity.
Bringing black hole theory into it... black holes radiate. We can detect that radiation.
electromagnetism and the weak and strong forces are comparable in strength to each other, they are as much more powerful than gravity as a mountain is larger than one of those fantastically teeny extra dimensions of string theory.
It's a matter of defining "strength". There's a variable -- I forget what it is -- that is different for each force, and can compare relative strengths. But relatively speaking in different relative terms, gravity is considered the strongest force -- but also the weakest. LOL. EM, strong, and weak nuclear forces are worthless at an inch apart -- not strong. But gravity, though not strong in general, is not worthless at an inch -- it's strong. Meh. You get the idea.
so to bridge that gap say that not only are there large extra dimensions but that gravity is the only force that permeates all the dimensions. Consequently, gravity is not really so weak," that we feel it so weakly because gravity actually lives in many dimensions. . . . Gravity is diluted by this enormous extra space that we don't feel.
Conversely, at length scales not much smaller than the poppy-seed-span of the proposed, relatively large extra dimensions, gravity would operate at a strength comparable to those of the other forces,
In other words, gravity would become a real brute within those very confined boundaries of the extra dimensions. That enormously amplified strength—normally hidden to our four-dimensional view—could scrunch matter and energy into minuscule black holes.
I think the larger-sized thing wouldn't hold, for 1) a mm diameter would radiate or otherwise give evidence of it's existance, 2) in terms of particle physics, something so monsterous as a mm diameter would never, never, NEVER be able to be detected by the HUGEST, most biggest largest giganticest accelerators in the whole universe, lol. That's almost at energy levels within the first second of the big bang, and even the highest Dyson-classification of sentient beings couldn't generate the energy needed to create that kind of stuff in a lab.
IT's interesting, though, I've never ehard that one. Unfortunetly, anything on this subject getting down to our level is really obfuscated and lacking it's true fundamentals.
That's why it's hard to discuss the subject at this level, because we don't have the knowledge or ability to express or argue the fundamentals of the theories, as they are so far hidden beneath the masses of mathematics comprehendable by only the best of the best. The theory you just stated could have substantial truths to it, but they couldn't express them in laymens terms, so it gets lost in the translation. Likewise, I can only argue what I know on the level it's been presented to me -- not in it's comprehensive entirety.
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samoth said:*ducks*
samoth said:

juicedmohawk said:all you fucking fucks. you can't phase me, actually, yeah you can.
samote = more metal than you, or, alternately,
samote = alter, either way. But whose? Where's Nathan?
physics= not made up, STFUboy!
normal force = not really a force, WTF is "normal"?
the field = doesnt exist, only there to make equations make sense. Of course not, idiot, we're all a part of the ether. Duh.
strong force = yep, anothre thing we couldnt explain, had to make up a force for it. Strong force pwns the weak force.
van der walls = see above. WTF, if you don't know what this is, you must be a fucking chem major at a TTT.
samote =
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samoth said:
all you fucking fucks. you can't phase me, actually, yeah you can.
samote = more metal than you, or, alternately,
samote = alter, either way. But whose? Where's Nathan?
physics= not made up, STFU boy! you're right, Newton created the universe
normal force = not really a force, WTF is "normal"? the ''normal'' force
the field = doesnt exist, only there to make equations make sense. Of course not, idiot, we're all a part of the ether. Duh. my mistake, sigma plateau, here i come
strong force = yep, anothre thing we couldnt explain, had to make up a force for it. Strong force pwns the weak force.
van der walls = see above. WTF, if you don't know what this is, you must be a fucking chem major at a TTT. Like I said, made up to explain what was unexplainable at the time
samote =
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juicedmohawk said:Originally Posted by samoth
all you fucking fucks. you can't phase me, actually, yeah you can.
samote = more metal than you, or, alternately,
samote = alter, either way. But whose? Where's Nathan?
physics= not made up, STFUboy! you're right, Newton created the universe Who? People still talk about applehead boy?
normal force = not really a force, WTF is "normal"? the ''normal'' force what's "normal"? You mean orthogonal?
the field = doesnt exist, only there to make equations make sense. Of course not, idiot, we're all a part of the ether. Duh. my mistake, sigma plateau, here i come You're talking to the wrong alter, that's BB.
strong force = yep, anothre thing we couldnt explain, had to make up a force for it. Strong force pwns the weak force.
van der walls = see above. WTF, if you don't know what this is, you must be a fucking chem major at a TTT. Like I said, made up to explain what was unexplainable at the time.AT THE TIME! When, 1832? Go back to your TTT and suck on your mama's liddle buttermilk titties!
samote =
juicypigentrails =![]()
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samoth said:I forgot what we were arging in the first place. Not that it matters or anything, FUCK YOU, JUICEDHAIRCUTNAME!!
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4everhung said:asik a quyestion
such as
tiem for MJ to disrobe,bathe and fondle
attach a formula
and ask for confirmation
samoth will interupt his studies and attack problem
UA_Iron said:hahaha.
Normal forces are a tool of convenience which makes it possible for us to use newtons laws.
Now stop being a douche and comply JUICEDHAIRCUTNAME or you will be brought down.
juicedmohawk said:kind of like the UA_Iron force: when UA_Iron enters the room, all girls are forced to leave in disgust.

juicedmohawk said:WTF does TTT mean?
samoth said:I've noticed this acronym doesn't go beyond the college admissions boards.
XOXO
HTH,
Samote
forumjuicedmohawk said:WTF is this gayness Samonte?
juicedmohawk said:LOL@ tool of convenience!
kind of like the UA_Iron force: when UA_Iron enters the room, all girls are forced to leave in disgust.
Criteria for being a tool of convenience:
Tool = TRUE
Convenient= TRUE
im going to make kluUA_Iron said:Got a girl coming over in 5 to get wasted with me, what have you got on that huh bitch!?
me in 2 minutes and ill get off before your girl even comes overUA_Iron said:Got a girl coming over in 5 to get wasted with me, what have you got on that huh bitch!?

samoth said:LOL, JM's just too easy to pwn, I almost feel bad for him![]()
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juicedmohawk said:LOL, i direct your attention to the first two posts of this thread![]()

samoth said:Oh YEAH? Ummm... shut up... YOU!
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hahaha pwned again!samoth said:God DAMMIT!!
I forgot about this thread
and fell for it again![]()
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samoth said:God DAMMIT!!
I forgot about this thread
and fell for it again![]()
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a mechanical engineer,an electrical engineer and a civil engineer were discussing the nature of God.samoth said:When considering the behaviour of a howitzer:
A mathematician will be able to calculate where the shell will land.
A physicist will be able to explain how the shell gets there.
An engineer will stand there and try to catch it.
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UA_Iron said:I just totally slaughtered this test I had yesterday on Fourier Integrals, transforms, Laplace transforms and sine and cosine fourier series
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luciasbrown said:I have to bone up on the fast fourier analysis of Leftventricular so that I can actually see the calculations and so I can assess diastolic dysfunction in (filling pressure of the left ventricle) in assessing CHF(cardiac heart failure) so I can discuss it with him on an intelligent level, most docs dont use diastolic dysfxn, but he was chief of cardiology I think in, dang..I need to read his bio. Anyhow, Im rambling so I remember my studies this weekend, its to prepare a diastolic summary of CHF since its not a diagnosis but a symptom and how I will categorize my numbers as abnl or nl. THats what Im doing all weekend so that I can present it next week, no fourth off for me. I need to remember CHF is treated with betablockers for preload and diuretics for afterload to bring the BNP number down and the lil old ladies with swollen ankles in heart failure know how they should be treated. Abe Lincoln had CHF and Adolph Hitler had syphilis b/c of his heart murmur and enlarged aorta(syphlitic aortic aneurysm) wheww, train of thought still there. Long weekend a head writing this shit
UA_Iron said:they say hitler was a big fan of stimulants and amphetamines
btw, I first heard the word bolus used in anatomy and physiology to describe a "bolus" of feces as it passes the large intestine and out the anus.Gambino said:how many pocket protectors does samouth have?
redguru said:Most high end Tektroniks and HP Storage oscilloscopes do fft's on the fly, you can do your ventricular analysis realtime.
luciasbrown said:lol, Ive never seen an old oscilloscope, I can see the ventricle on the screen using 2d ultrasound then take the filter and scales and gain way down and so your left with an E' number on the HP which is now owned by Phillips but I want to learn Dr O and strain rate like they have at GE, its all experimental stuff but should be the wave of the future. I just have to write it all out and present it this weekend and I just paid 300$ nextday air from amazon for some cardiology books so Im hoping I get that tomorrow. I want to have it all clear in my mind in one week on tissue doppler of myocardial cardiac tissue
redguru said:I need to get back into a lab or design environment. When in the field or manufacturing, every thing becomes tedium.
Lestat said:hahaha pwned again!
what is conserta?juicedmohawk said:I took some conserta today, made me feel good.
ask samote.Lestat said:what is conserta?
he's not around much lately, he's workin on a nobel prizejuicedmohawk said:ask samote.
Lestat said:he's not around much lately, he's workin on a nobel prize
siince I know samote is around nowjuicedmohawk said:what about brothabill?
i miss him, he's a good brosamoth said:Haven't seen Juicypigentrails around much lately...
BTW, Fowles & Cassiday's Analytical Mechanics text sucks.
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juicedmohawk said:lotsa good bros in this thread
BrothaBill said:Yeah man, its like our our own fraternity of insane geniuses on this thread. We should form a thinktank and start a company. Say fuck it and get together, brainstorm and try to take over the world. I bet we could. Science, medicine, physics to hightech, we got it covered. We'd just have to pick a business endeavor and then work nonstop to make it work with proper business models and logic. We'd be unstoppable! Whose with me, hoooooooooooooooo!! OVER, OVER, whose says its over??
WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?? (forget it, he's on roll...)
NOTHING IS OVER UNTIL WE SAY ITS OVER... WHOSE WITH ME????........hoooooooo
juicedmohawk said:some serious good bro action on this thread
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