Phatchik is even hotter drunk

[Taps]

Her southern accent thickens right up and her voice gets all husky. Or maybe just really, really slurred. She also has an odd habbit of talking on the phone while using the toilet. However, she was hammered off an astounding THREE WINE COOLERS, so I don't blame her for peeing in the middle of our conversation. Call her a lightweight if you will (I sure did ), but hey -- half a six pack makes for a cheap date.

So, to sum things up:

Phatchik = hot
Phatchik + booze = hotter

That is all.

 

[danielson]

3 wine coolers. is that fancy canuck talk for 3 glasses of wine








lightweight!!! (i might understand if she hadnt eaten though). LOL, i hope u called her or else she will probably wake up to find she dialed up a few wrong numbers in the morning. i wonder whether the kiddies will understand why she has pink eye....

 

[big4life]

I've been told that I have a thick southern accent already, I guess I need to stay away from alcohol.

 

[Taps]

Danielson, her food intake for the day consisted of a granola bar and a slice of pita bread. Obviously hanging around a fitness website hasn't rubbed off on her.

Big4Life, I for one like southern accents. I can't get enough Jerry Springer.

 

[the nature boy]

I get way hotter when women are drunk. If it weren't for alochol I'd probably still be a virgin today. Which is why I always travel around with a flask.

 

[danielson]

i wont pretented to know what a granola bar is i will hypothesise that a granola bar and pita bread isnt enough to stop 3 wine coolers from makng u tipsy however

 

[Taps]

Word, Nature Boy. Alchohol is the greatest aphrodizac in the world.

Danelson -- Damn you and your backwards country. A granola bar is...well, a bar made of granola (which is made up of various bran and oat producs) held together with some kind of sticky substance (usually honey). A wine cooler comes in a bottle and is basically a fruit-flavored alcholic drink for girls and sissy boys.

Last I heard, Phat had some friends on the way over with a few bottles of vodka. They're gonna get naked and do lesbian stuff, I know it.

 

[the People's Champ]

phatchik just has that, I dunno something bout her. and danielson not knowing what a granola bar is, what the funk?

 

[Austin316]

3????? lord it took about 13 last time for me and that was stronnng beer..wimp lol shes lucky I don' call cuz alchohol = truth serum and lol I have my ways with that one

 

[danielson]

taps:

we have granola bars here. i have one on my windowsill right now.....its called a tracker bar. i just dont eat any of this hippy-shit food ok , i have no idea what any of it means. one of my friends ordered a chocolate mocca frosted frappachine or something yesterday in a starbucks, it was my first time ever in one

fruit flavoured alcoholic drink.....like an alco-pop? ahhh.......i remember drinking them when i was 13. although some do genuinely taste nice. better than beer. beer tastes like diluted vomit

also lets remember who your head of state is (The queen). yeah....thats right.....bitch! u guys are more like us than the yanks. and remember, thats a good thing


the people's champ:
i;ve heard of one before, just no idea what it actually was. turns out i used to eat them a lot when i was a kid. she sounds too damn hot though. no-one talks like that here. if they did i;d be doing my best to hit it