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penis size...you know you'll vote

how long is the shlong???

  • < 4 inches (are you asian???)

    Votes: 16 0.8%

  • 4 - 5 inches (not good)

    Votes: 37 1.8%

  • 5 - 5.5 inches (gettin there)

    Votes: 100 5.0%

  • 5.5 - 6 inches (average)

    Votes: 331 16.5%

  • 6 - 6.5 inches (average)

    Votes: 433 21.5%

  • 6.5 - 7 inches (above average)

    Votes: 416 20.7%

  • 7 - 7.5 inches (studies show 1 in 10)

    Votes: 335 16.7%

  • 7.5 - 8 inches (about 1 in 40)

    Votes: 180 9.0%

  • 8 - 9 inches (about 1 in a 100)

    Votes: 111 5.5%

  • > 9 inches (moby dick)

    Votes: 51 2.5%
  • Total voters
    2,010
  • Poll closed .
Is This What You are Looking for SoKlueles

I'll put up. I voted and I am just at 8" and have measured just over when aroused by the right lady.

SoKlueles what do you think???
 
Good news for those of us who are so blessed -- Walmart now has Magnum XL condoms!
 
It was bigger (8.3 inches) with g, but now it is about 7.5. I miss the g and the 7 hour hard on. Oh yeah. Thick girth, I have a long index finger. Imagine the index finger and thumb circled. That is about it. Nick name in college ROCK SUFREDDIE (sp).
 
wtlftr said:
It was bigger (8.3 inches) with g, but now it is about 7.5. I miss the g and the 7 hour hard on. Oh yeah. Thick girth, I have a long index finger. Imagine the index finger and thumb circled. That is about it. Nick name in college ROCK SUFREDDIE (sp).
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I can't reach around mine at any point. :)
 
and not to be critical but schlong is spelled with a "C" as in the title of this thread...

just like you can't spell "FAILURE" without "U" "R" "A" ;)
 
just when I'm happy again with my 8 inches, I end up seeing a Falcon or Blue Blake video and there its not uncommon to see a 9 or 10 inch dick. Feelings of inadequacy start up again.
 
wow, according to the poll, more than half the men of elite are well above average. amazin or somebody be fibbin.
 
When limp it looks tiny but when it gets hard it blows up to like 7 1/2 almost 8". I once had this 31 year old slut and I mean slut tell me it was the biggest she had ever had. I am only 24. I was self concious about but after her I am proud of it. I am still a little self concious when I am limp. By the time it is ready to come out it is usually hard anyways. 5'11" 230lbs. I do not know the corrolation between body size and dick size.
 
At 6" 211lbs and 6 inches long, I always thought that was small but almost every woman I've ever been with(and there is a decent sized list) has told me i was a great fuck and they volunteered this info, I never asked, and I know its true because all of them try to keep coming back wanting sex even when they've got boyfriends, and I'm picky, 90% of my girls have been gorgeous so I've earned a great reputation where I live. All that being said I think size is overrated,and it's all in the technique and your looks.
 
androjunkie said:
All that being said I think size is overrated,and it's all in the technique and your looks.
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Of course. My monstrously large unit doesn't change the fact that I'm a rather mediocre lay. :(
 
You forgot to include girth in you poll. :)
 
Girth? At it's thickest, a shade over 7" circumference. "Only" 6" and change at the business end.
 
Festina Lente said:
Only the Internet can make your schlong look " bigger than they appear".
Not to mention that bigger is not always better!!!!!!
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Bigger is not always better indeed! I could lose four inches and still be happily above-average. There are issues with "fit" sometimes. And I've never been allowed to try anal. Heck, I've got three inches of exposed flesh when I roll on a Magnum XL condom. I don't know the meaning of the phrase "balls deep."
 
You're trying to say you have a 10-11 inch cock? Okay give me a break even on the internet that is too much.
 
Gymgurl said:
17?? Dman you are a young one....but with a nice chest I might add!
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Why thank you :qt:
I lost about 10-15 pounds since I had Orthognathic (Jaw) surgery on 3/11/04, but I suppose thats a good thing, since I've lost mainly fat and have gotten pretty cut.

You're lookin pretty bootylicious yourself :chomp:
you milf, you ;)
 
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I am getting thicker with enzyte. maybe a placebo, but the tape measure doesn't lie. I measure every now and then, incase of a need for a rebate.
 
Way to go, Mr. DB.....you can have a career in porn [straight or gay] in a second, and you can experience the "balls deep" thing with all of the actors/actresses.......lucky you!
 
top2bottomdfw said:
Way to go, Mr. DB.....you can have a career in porn [straight or gay] in a second, and you can experience the "balls deep" thing with all of the actors/actresses.......lucky you!
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Yeah, that's pretty much the standard response. Personally, I'd be more interested in taking up bowling or golf or polka dancing.

If I was interested in doing porn, which I'm not, there's a lot more to it than just having a double-digit dong. Us "big" guys aren't all that rare, I bet there's at least one "monster" in your personal circle of acquaintances, and you just don't know it. Standing around naked all day in front of a film crew, having to keep it up for hours on end, that sounds like a great way to take all the fun out of sex.
 
Mr. dB said:
Yeah, that's pretty much the standard response. Personally, I'd be more interested in taking up bowling or golf or polka dancing.

If I was interested in doing porn, which I'm not, there's a lot more to it than just having a double-digit dong. Us "big" guys aren't all that rare, I bet there's at least one "monster" in your personal circle of acquaintances, and you just don't know it. Standing around naked all day in front of a film crew, having to keep it up for hours on end, that sounds like a great way to take all the fun out of sex.
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I bet you dont get too much action, do you?
 
8.25" here. Who here is tall and skinny or was skinny and has a big dick. I have had 3 girls tell me that tall and skinny guys have bigger dicks. I'm tall and was skinny so it might hold some truth.
 
Badbart said:
8.25" here. Who here is tall and skinny or was skinny and has a big dick. I have had 3 girls tell me that tall and skinny guys have bigger dicks. I'm tall and was skinny so it might hold some truth.
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Yup; tall and slender here and have 8 1/2 and 6" ...yes, it does fool a lot of people
 
top2bottomdfw said:
Yup; tall and slender here and have 8 1/2 and 6" ...yes, it does fool a lot of people
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I have had 4 girls tell me this and they were all sluts and have seen a lot of dick.
 
I'm 2 and 1/4 rock hard, but i'm gonna be injecting some vegetable oil into the corpus cavernosm...think that'll help?
 
Being just abit over average, I have always wanted a porn sized dick.

I'm no super stud or Don Juan, so I've not been w/hundreds of women. But my experience has been, for the most part, I am able to satisfy, but there were some who def. needed more than I could give.

I have taken some of the magic pills, and mostly saw an increase in width, this much to my delight has been very beneficial for my wife!!

But never discount technique and power, when you want to leave them in a puddle!!!!

Oh, btw, being over 3 hundred pounds only ads to negative perception as to how you view your "manly" appearence.
 
YME said:
Oh, btw, being over 3 hundred pounds only ads to negative perception as to how you view your "manly" appearence.
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Yeah, excessive body fat does cost you penis length.
 
Sorry, did not say I was fat. Not that it matters, but I stay between 9-11%.

It is just when I was 170, things looked more in proportion.
 
Over 300 lbs. and 9 percent SOUNDS like bullshit. Post some pics, and no not dick pics.
 
I'll get some recent pics. I'm not a Plat, so I do not know how to post pics here directly?? If anyone can help.

Trust me, the smaller of my apendages would not be beneficial in a pic! I would need zoom and magnification features that are not yet available!!!LOLOL!!!!

Anyway, give me a day or two, even if I must post them and link I will.
 
SoKlueles said:
i wanna see jubei:)
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I've got pics coming in 2 weeks or so. No penis picks though, sorry. Well maybe just for you.
 
No, no I don't. Looks like there will be no face pics...lol.
 
You know how to make soklu happy?
post a head to toe pic with I LOVE SOKLUELES written in red lipstick on ur chest
 
I agree: only post pics with dicks; if it's so large, then post two pics: on in its natural state and another one at attention....then we can be the judge if your measurements are correct.... :mix:
 
Wow so many over-exagerations(measuring right?). Average length is approx. 5.5-6.5 and average girth is 4.75-5.25 in most of the surverys i have seen. I am 6" and 5" around so I consider myself average. If i was bigger i couldn't put my dick in my g/f's ass she says lol ;)
Nothing wrong with 6" and 5" around. If girls say thats not big enough, well then they must be loose as a goose from sticking big ass polish sausages or pop cans in their pussy. Average size should be more than enough to satisfy your partner!
 
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supervegitto said:
Wow so many over-exagerations(measuring right?). Average length is approx. 5.5-6.5 and average girth is 4.75-5.25 in most of the surverys i have seen. I am 6" and 5" around so I consider myself average. If i was bigger i couldn't put my dick in my g/f's ass she says lol ;)
Nothing wrong with 6" and 5" around. If girls say thats not big enough, well then they must be loose as a goose from sticking big ass polish sausages or pop cans in their pussy. Average size should be more than enough to satisfy your partner!
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I'm bigger, cold-shower flaccid, than you are erect. BFD. That doesn't make me superior to you in any way. It certainly does not make be a better lover. It's just a quirk of the genetic crapshoot.
 
then you are bigger than most men in the world since i am around average lol.
What i wrote, i never meant to offend anyone by it. :)
 
Haha, I'm not offended. I've had to deal with big penis jokes, and issues, since I was 13. It's definitely a mixed blessing. I don't understand why human evolution has given us such a wide variation in penis sizes, when there is so much less variation in the dimensions of the female genitalia.
 
flacid:3 in.
erected:5 1/2-6 in.

Yeah...i have a small penis...big fn deal!
If chicks don't wanna fuck me then don't fuck me...either way im not going to lose any sleep because of it!
 
we need to have a "vaginal barrell tightness" poll for the gals..all this talk about penis size..how many of you have been disappointed with a gals love canal?
What would you rather have a "10" girl with a 7 vagina,or a "7" girl with a 10 vagina?
 
GatheringFlock said:
flacid:3 in.
erected:5 1/2-6 in.

Yeah...i have a small penis...big fn deal!
If chicks don't wanna fuck me then don't fuck me...either way im not going to lose any sleep because of it!
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actually you have an average sized penis, not a small one. Ppl love to lie about how big they are.
 
gymratess1 said:
I can honestly say that there is such a thing as too big (long). I've had one. It's not fun when it's so long that it hurts. Of course it's even worse when it's so short you can't feel it. Thick is better than long but remember not to short. OK? And really it's all in how it performs. Can you use it then immediately use it again. That's what I want, I want my man to come at least two times if not three or four. And not with 30-60 minutes inbetween. That's not too much to ask, is it?
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LOL> You make it sound like we get up in the morning and think hm, I think I'll have a dick such and such wide and such and such long today...
 
^^This girl sounds like a fucking idiot. Not to long but not too short ok? WTF is wrong with you dummy? Like, totally!
 
8 1/4 isn't the champ, but certainly a contender.
 
Jubei,

I don't even know you and already I hate you.:)

Not only did you just beat me out for size (right at the eight mark), but I don't even come close to those chest and abs. But I have girth just over 7, which is my best physical asset along with height.

By the way dude, if any girls ask, it's 9!!! That's what I tell them anyway:) If she's experienced enough to notice, then it probably wasn't meant to be anyway:)
 
Holy shit 7'' girth? wow, you got me beat there man, thats like a fucking coke can!
 
JerseyArt said:
Jubei,

I don't even know you and already I hate you.:)

Not only did you just beat me out for size (right at the eight mark), but I don't even come close to those chest and abs. But I have girth just over 7, which is my best physical asset along with height.

By the way dude, if any girls ask, it's 9!!! That's what I tell them anyway:) If she's experienced enough to notice, then it probably wasn't meant to be anyway:)
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We need pics to prove it Ive never seen a cokecan penis
 
Jubei: Not even close, although it would make a nice visual:) Only one in ten thousand girls would sleep with you, but still a nice visual:) The reality is that for the most part all it has accomplished is no anal ever, so it's a good thing I don't have a fetish. I was serious about the abs dude, if there is some special routine you do, and you have the time, please PM me with the workout.

Soklueles "We need pics to prove it Ive never seen a cokecan penis"

Most women obtain restraining orders to stop me from sending them pictures:)

How does it go, you show me yours.......:)
 
jubei said:
Holy shit 7'' girth? wow, you got me beat there man, thats like a fucking coke can!
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Nah, a Coke can is 8.25" in circumference.
 
I thank my primal genes every day for my banana dick. Basically, a hard curve to the left on 8.5x6 turns my boy into something more of a pop can. if you are on the receiving end you will either see god or the ER or both.
 
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