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penis size...you know you'll vote

how long is the shlong???

  • < 4 inches (are you asian???)

    Votes: 16 0.8%

  • 4 - 5 inches (not good)

    Votes: 37 1.8%

  • 5 - 5.5 inches (gettin there)

    Votes: 100 5.0%

  • 5.5 - 6 inches (average)

    Votes: 331 16.5%

  • 6 - 6.5 inches (average)

    Votes: 433 21.5%

  • 6.5 - 7 inches (above average)

    Votes: 416 20.7%

  • 7 - 7.5 inches (studies show 1 in 10)

    Votes: 335 16.7%

  • 7.5 - 8 inches (about 1 in 40)

    Votes: 180 9.0%

  • 8 - 9 inches (about 1 in a 100)

    Votes: 111 5.5%

  • > 9 inches (moby dick)

    Votes: 51 2.5%
  • Total voters
    2,010
  • Poll closed .
4" erect
5'3"
112lbs
12.5" arms
Read a book a year
128lb bench
135lb squat

:)
 
As long as you know what you are doing in bed and you are not "tiny tim" there should never be any problems.

Besides, you can buy any size that she needs...whatever it takes!
 
Well, see here is the trick.... I always say never give them the FULL 3" on the first time 'round. Gotta leave something for next time, lol.
DDRMAN
 
Mine is at least 3 or 4 inches...


from the ground.
 
Well I'm the the upper end of average but I remember I was with 2 women in a row who were with smaller than average guys and before me and they both made me feel like long dong silver. But those were the only times that happened.
 
The Whole F/N Show said:
Well I'm the the upper end of average but I remember I was with 2 women in a row who were with smaller than average guys and before me and they both made me feel like long dong silver. But those were the only times that happened.
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what do you consider 'upper end of average'?
 
14 full inches here...... 7 inches up one side, and 7 inches down the other side....14 inches in my book, as long as the tapeline is hitting meat, every inch counts......heh heh heh heh

Ranger
 
The Ranger said:
14 full inches here...... 7 inches up one side, and 7 inches down the other side....14 inches in my book, as long as the tapeline is hitting meat, every inch counts......heh heh heh heh

Ranger
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:FRlol: :FRlol:
 
Mine's just average i guess..........but i've got a fantastic personality and a wonderful sense of humour......and that's what counts......tell me i'm right here ladies......please.

Ummmm......anyone? haha.
 
vinylgroover said:
Mine's just average i guess..........but i've got a fantastic personality and a wonderful sense of humour......and that's what counts......tell me i'm right here ladies......please.

Ummmm......anyone? haha.
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You are right VG...

As long as you can turn a women on by talking to her;
the rest will follow..

BTW there is nothing average about You..:D
 
i dunno mine...i think over 8...girls can go to pics of men forum and make a guess...
 
I am a tiny bit over 9 I was going to post some pics on the other page;) but I can't figure it out......slobberknocker I know what you mean about the test.freekin makes me a rock
 
Itallian genetics: 9.25 inches long, and about 6 inches thick. :D
 
I couldn't see why anyone would lie about their size on here (well, ok I am sure a lot do) LOL I am a big enough perv that I posted my dick pics. I would still like a bigger one but I am happy with what I got. (I do actually wish it was shorter when its soft though)
 
LOSERS!!!!

What a group of hairless, cum-guzzling, ass-piercing, shit-eating, 5-star Colon Powell cleansing pirates...
 
aww, is someone feeling a little short changed?
 
LOL, he must be in the 0-3 range. :D


Hey buddy, it's ok, they have surgery for people like you. :p
 
There's too many guys here claiming to be 8 or 9 inches. My ex b/f was a genuine 8 inches. Biggest cock I have ever seen. I am sure i've seen more stiff dicks than almost anyone on here. I've never seen a 9 or 10 inch dick. I am sure they exist, but they are rare.
 
hanz do you have to be so graphic. I'm sure alot of people lied on this poll, although its really sad.
 
mmhh...i detect a lot of lies in these replies....it seems all the hung guys in the world are on this forum. I am slightly over 6", very average, and I have never had a complaint (at least that I know of).
 
You poor bastard they don't complain to you, but they will tell your friends and laugh about it when your not around.
 
You own everyone? Shit you don't even own your own cock, the plastic surgeon does.
 
HansNZ said:
There's too many guys here claiming to be 8 or 9 inches. My ex b/f was a genuine 8 inches. Biggest cock I have ever seen. I am sure i've seen more stiff dicks than almost anyone on here. I've never seen a 9 or 10 inch dick. I am sure they exist, but they are rare.
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Yes I know i am a rare individual! According to a breakdown of size vs population...I am in the .0001% in otherwords you would have to see around 10000 dick before you saw one as big as mine .... I could stunt cock for Ron Jeramy ...my wife is taking message class..and I have had a few problems emotionally witht the fact that under the towel..the guy ( 4 dudes in her class) is naked...now there are proper techniques for giving a real message..and were the hand in supposed to stop traveling up the thigh , and move to the outer portion of the leg.....I had my wife stop her hand position...at the top of my teardrop muscle ( Vastus Medealius??) and I stretched my dick down to touch her hand ...I started laughing so hard ,tears were coming out my eyes.....I really didn't think there was any way in hell I could reach her hand..as my wife says ...I am a fucking freak....

as for the 8 incher being the biggest you have seen ...hey the dude was hung...just not a freak.

Ways to know you are a freak...Girl had her back to me with her dress hiked up around her waist and I had dropped my pants to my ankles...she looked back at my cock and screamed! and took 3 -4 quick steps foward...but she did come back....was eating a girlout ..in the front seat of my car ..after she came I started to unbutton my pants and said..."Wanna see something really big?" She gives me this look like "whatever" ( later found out her husband had 7+ inches so she thought she had already seen big) I take my cock out as I am looking at her eyes...go very , very wide...and she starts trying to fit it all in her mouth ...not even close.
 
Deepsquat said:


Yes I know i am a rare individual! According to a breakdown of size vs population...I am in the .0001% in otherwords you would have to see around 10000 dick before you saw one as big as mine .... I could stunt cock for Ron Jeramy ...my wife is taking message class..and I have had a few problems emotionally witht the fact that under the towel..the guy ( 4 dudes in her class) is naked...now there are proper techniques for giving a real message..and were the hand in supposed to stop traveling up the thigh , and move to the outer portion of the leg.....I had my wife stop her hand position...at the top of my teardrop muscle ( Vastus Medealius??) and I stretched my dick down to touch her hand ...I started laughing so hard ,tears were coming out my eyes.....I really didn't think there was any way in hell I could reach her hand..as my wife says ...I am a fucking freak....

as for the 8 incher being the biggest you have seen ...hey the dude was hung...just not a freak.

Ways to know you are a freak...Girl had her back to me with her dress hiked up around her waist and I had dropped my pants to my ankles...she looked back at my cock and screamed! and took 3 -4 quick steps foward...but she did come back....was eating a girlout ..in the front seat of my car ..after she came I started to unbutton my pants and said..."Wanna see something really big?" She gives me this look like "whatever" ( later found out her husband had 7+ inches so she thought she had already seen big) I take my cock out as I am looking at her eyes...go very , very wide...and she starts trying to fit it all in her mouth ...not even close.
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lol. i remember when i used to hang out with my boys in HS telling stories like that. social life declines after HS doesnt it
 
HS was the shit, now is fun too though.
 
DepressiveJuice said:


lol. i remember when i used to hang out with my boys in HS telling stories like that. social life declines after HS doesnt it
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HS, no...hs was 22 years ago ??? the last few tid bit were form 2 years ago... I am 40
 
Damn deepsquat you sound like Mark Doher.
 
You know a blue whale's dick is 10 feet long. Think about that, next time you brag about your 8 INCH dick.
 
If girth is so much better for women the length why don't we discuse women being tighter? I feel like a monster to some and feel like a field mouse to others, I haven't changed!
 
4 incher - ARE YOU ASIAN

Hey now, I am 100% Taiwanese and believe me, I do not have a 4 incher! Don't know why that rumor came about?

Hmmmmmm

Ian
 
confusedmushie said:
4 incher - ARE YOU ASIAN

Hey now, I am 100% Taiwanese and believe me, I do not have a 4 incher! Don't know why that rumor came about?

Hmmmmmm

Ian
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I can vouch for that.....:horny:
 
Re: size

annie said:
I won't lie, size does matter but as long as you can use it, or compensate, size can be overlooked!
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BULLSHIT!!!!!!!

actually, It all depends on the women your with


In other words, only PIGS are obsessed with a big dick. Plain and simple.

If women based a relationship on a big ding-dong, then they will end up with 8 kids from a different men, living in a low-income housing project, smoking 5 packs of marlboro an hour

Trust me, I know a lot of these women

Its just like that "DUNCE" actor Jolene Blalock. She actually kicks a man out of bed if his whopper turned out to be a jR whopper.

What a pig. She actually admitted to doing a penis "test" on the men she meets. What pig.

I met a lot of beautiful women in Miami who couldn't care less about my tiny 5.5 french bread stick.

After all, the women in Miami are materialistic. Money matters more than penis size.
 
I am an average white guy - around 6". However I am really embarrassed by these 3 chickenpox scars I have on the head of my penis. it was the type of thing that drew attention in the shower after gym class in junior high school a couple of times. Plus I have a sissy sounding name for a guy. So of course I ended up in a few fights. Luckily my reputation grew a bit bigger than the reality of my toughness and never had to fight anyone again to keep anyone from making fun of me. Man, being a teenager sucks sometimes. Glad I am in my 40's now.
 
Generic MALE said:
I am an average white guy - around 6". However I am really embarrassed by these 3 chickenpox scars I have on the head of my penis. it was the type of thing that drew attention in the shower after gym class in junior high school a couple of times. Plus I have a sissy sounding name for a guy. So of course I ended up in a few fights. Luckily my reputation grew a bit bigger than the reality of my toughness and never had to fight anyone again to keep anyone from making fun of me. Man, being a teenager sucks sometimes. Glad I am in my 40's now.
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My penis size alone is probably the reason I never played sports in high school.

I do pretty good when I'm aroused, nothing to be ashamed of. BUt, when i'm flaccid, I'm hung like a gnat!!!

With that said, if they ever perfect the procedure for surgical penis enlargment (I understand that when they cut the tendon from away at the base, you lose erectness and it's more of a "floating" projectile, too - why can't they re-attach some sort of artificial tendon?), I'd probably go ahead and pull the trigger. I'd say I'm right at 5.5'' with pretty good thickness... Damn, another 1.5" or 2" would just look so much better.
 
Bunkka said:


My penis size alone is probably the reason I never played sports in high school.

I do pretty good when I'm aroused, nothing to be ashamed of. BUt, when i'm flaccid, I'm hung like a gnat!!!

With that said, if they ever perfect the procedure for surgical penis enlargment (I understand that when they cut the tendon from away at the base, you lose erectness and it's more of a "floating" projectile, too - why can't they re-attach some sort of artificial tendon?), I'd probably go ahead and pull the trigger. I'd say I'm right at 5.5'' with pretty good thickness... Damn, another 1.5" or 2" would just look so much better.
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Bunkka I kow what you mean. I'm 29 years old 5.5"long (or should I say short) X 4" thick (or should I say skinny)......and believe it or not I'm a WOP. All my life I've been depressed about my size. Just staying inside a woman while screwing is a challenge. Now I just avoid relationships and women altogether.

There is an absolutely gorgeous girl at work that seems to like me. But now that I know her last boyfriend was 6'2", it makes me wonder how big his dick is. I would love to go out with this girl, but not if she's used to an 8" cock. It's when I start thinking like this that I get depressed. I've looked into surgery, but as Bunkka says, it hasn't been perfected, and it could turn out even worse. But even when it is perfected, people with dicks as big as mine usually don't qualify. Usaully you need something under 4".

I'm going to try jelqing soon. Most people think it doesn't work, but I know people who have gained an inch in length and girth. I don't think most girls realize how sensitive this isue is. I see so many ads on dating sites where girls say " If you're not packing 9" don't bother writing". Obviously I'm not telling girls to lie bout their preferences, but they should at least be aware of the pain that they're causing others.
 
Okay, you're definitely taking things too seriously, bro.

It's IN YOUR HEAD.

Despite, KNOWING that I'm smaller than lots of men she's been with, I know I'm the one she's chosing to be with RIGHT NOW.

Women are attracted to confidence in bed, not neccessarily a penis with 3-5 extra inches (I'm realistic enough to realize they probably wouldn't kick you out of bed for it, though).

check out this thread from my weekend with my present girlfriend.

The key to making a woman comfortable in bed, thus making her open to relax with you (read: orgasm) is to make HER feel like the sexiest woman alive in your eyes - not neccessarily make her think that YOU are the sexiest man alive. Well, it's always worked with me.
 
Bunkka, I realize that most of my problem is psychological, but knowing this doesn't seem to make me feel any better. When I was young I used to watch a fair bit of porn. I remember thinking that I couldn't wait to have incredible sex just like in the movies. You know, like where a guy like Ron Jeremy pulls out his 10 inch salami and starts pounding a girl in 23 different positions for 2 hours straight. I guess this sort of stuff has lead me to beleive that 10 inches is normal, and lasting 2 hours is normal. I realize now that most of this is just the trickery of editing. My sex life hasn't been anything like a porno. I can't say it's been too bad, but I wish it were more intense.

A question for others. Is there anyone out there whose sex life seems like it came straight out of a porn movie?

Here's a joke I just made up. How can a woman tell that a man has a small dick? <Answer> He sucks pussy like a true champ.

:D
 
Hey, let's hear from the guys with a "roll of nickles"... common...

They must be really good at oral, because chicks love to feel that shit! However they won't take it in a ass most of the time, so everyone has his advantages...
 
Re: Re: size

FatFugitive said:


BULLSHIT!!!!!!!

actually, It all depends on the women your with


In other words, only PIGS are obsessed with a big dick. Plain and simple.

If women based a relationship on a big ding-dong, then they will end up with 8 kids from a different men, living in a low-income housing project, smoking 5 packs of marlboro an hour

Trust me, I know a lot of these women

Its just like that "DUNCE" actor Jolene Blalock. She actually kicks a man out of bed if his whopper turned out to be a jR whopper.

What a pig. She actually admitted to doing a penis "test" on the men she meets. What pig.

I met a lot of beautiful women in Miami who couldn't care less about my tiny 5.5 french bread stick.

After all, the women in Miami are materialistic. Money matters more than penis size.
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oh yeah, size queens are pigs, but gold-digging whores are OK? If anything, the size queen is purer, just chasing what her nature craves, whereas the gold-digger is just being greedy & slimey and doing it with someone she isn't sexually attracted to for money. ie a ho.
 
i am 6 inches, im so embarassed, and insecure that sometimes i cant get it up when it comes to sex. size obviously matters or it wouldnt be such an issue. sometimes i just fool around with girls because i know i dont want them to see it.
 
im 6'5' and i got 6 to 7 long over here but Im waiting till I get in shape and lose some fat down there... I hear it at least makes it look bigger..

any truth in that? I think it would make sense but i dont kno we'll see
 
I think you guys should let the girls be the judge. Post pics and let us vote
 
SoKlueles said:
I think you guys should let the girls be the judge. Post pics and let us vote
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Ok, I have it on another thread, but here it is limp. Do I need to post a hard one for you to judge later, or is this a good enough picture?

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SoKlueles, well.... you know I'm not bashful from having been on a few of the same post with me. You basically said, "Post em up boys! So the ladies can rate you." LoL
 
You have to use a ruler, not a tape. otherwise the measure will of course be too long. Girth is measured with tape, perpendicular, tight at the thickest point
 
Robert Jan said:
You have to use a ruler, not a tape. otherwise the measure will of course be too long. Girth is measured with tape, perpendicular, tight at the thickest point
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Wow, you know your stuff. How many have you measured?
 
I am right at 16 inches....8 inches up one side, and 8 inches down the other...That's 16 inches in my book...as long as the tapeline hits meat, it all counts....

Heh heh heh heh

Ranger
 
My girl thought it was 12 inches, actually its more like 8.25.

Have no idea what the girth is but it only just fits in her mouth and her teeth always get in the way which isn't a good thing.

First time she saw it she said " Fucking hell! What have you done stuck it in a grow bag or what? "

I love my big dick.
 
Deepsquat said:
I ' ll think about posting a picture...BTW 10 inches is only the lenght of Ron jeremy......it is not unheard of just very rare.....
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ONLY the lenght of Ron Jeremy?:rolleyes:
 
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