Penis pumps

Juice Authority · Dec 20, 2003

Do these things really work? I went in a sex shop the other day and couldn't help but notice all the various penis pumps they sell. I picked up one of the more expensive hydraulic ones and it claimed to put on a good 3 inches in length and up to an inch in girth. That's pretty impressive. I have a garden variety penis. Erect it is about ahh 7.5 inches or so but when it's limp it's all shriveled up and small. It would be awesome to have a 10" dick. I know there is at least one person here who has bought one of these things before so what's the story with these things? It looks painful though.

AAP · Dec 20, 2003

The "enlargement" is just temporary fluid swelling.

You can go here : http://forums.newart.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl to check it out.

I have seen quite a few pumpers at my pool parties. Though after pumping, even when hard, they don't feel hard... they feel spongy. Not to mention those that get into hours sessions or fall asleep with it on and end up with discoloration and bruises.

Juice Authority · Dec 20, 2003

Come on guys, don't hold back. If you've used one these thigns before please share your experience. Some of things pumps cost up to $500.

Juice Authority · Dec 20, 2003

AAP said:
The "enlargement" is just temporary fluid swelling.

You can go here : http://forums.newart.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl to check it out.

I have seen quite a few pumpers at my pool parties. Though after pumping, even when hard, they don't feel hard... they feel spongy. Not to mention those that get into hours sessions or fall asleep with it on and end up with discoloration and bruises.

Ooooch!

breathinbleedout · Dec 20, 2003

Ever had a hicky? Well if you use it your penis is gona have a huge hicky.

Juice Authority · Dec 20, 2003

I knew The Terminator was full of shit. He swears by it. I almost bought one. Damm that Terminator guy.

AAP · Dec 20, 2003

You get swole, spongy, fluid retention and loss of sensation.

Why bother? A bee sting on your cock will do the same thing.

breathinbleedout · Dec 20, 2003

I have seen quite a few pumpers at my pool parties. Though after pumping, even when hard, they don't feel hard... they feel spongy. Not to mention those that get into hours sessions or fall asleep with it on and end up with discoloration and bruises.

you live quiet a colorful life don't you?

Back to the topic...penis pumps are really useless, and overpriced. Just use a freaking vacum cleaner.

AAP · Dec 20, 2003

breathinbleedout said:
you live quiet a colorful life don't you?

You ain't seen shit until you find people who pump up their O-Rings with that shit. They walk around with their starfish converted into a sunflower.

breathinbleedout · Dec 20, 2003

A pic of the o-ring converted to a sunflower would be nice.

AAP · Dec 20, 2003

breathinbleedout said:
A pic of the o-ring converted to a sunflower would be nice.

Search google. Then post the pics.

breathinbleedout · Dec 20, 2003

The pump up process of the o ring, is it done with the same penis pump, or some other device is used?

breathinbleedout · Dec 20, 2003

AAP, buddy this one is for you

AAP · Dec 20, 2003

breathinbleedout said:
The pump up process of the o ring, is it done with the same penis pump, or some other device is used?

Same pump.

canadianhitman · Dec 21, 2003

That is some sick and twisted shit....

breathinbleedout · Dec 21, 2003

since we are on the topic of penis..check this out too
http://www.hamncheez.com/videos/biteme[1].mpeg

Juice Authority · Dec 21, 2003

breathinbleedout said:
AAP, buddy this one is for you

Oh my fucking God! That is some sick twisted shit. Where do you find this suff? Wow!!!

The Terminator · Dec 21, 2003

Juice Authority said:
I knew The Terminator was full of shit. He swears by it. I almost bought one. Damm that Terminator guy.

Bwahaha, I actually had a roommate give me one for a gag gift about 7 years ago...(and yes I did try it out)...I didn't find it that impressive at all...

Now 30 mgs of cialis and I grow in length, girth, and hardness for 2 days

JBRO · Dec 21, 2003

i wonder if that would suck a turd out?

ChefWide · Dec 21, 2003

this whole thread: the HORROR!

LeeJunFan · Dec 21, 2003

the best way to make your penis bigger is jelqing, it takes anywhere from 15 minutes to 1 hour daily, but it does work only if you stick with it (i know this guy, hes 62 and hes been jelqing for about 18 months and hes added 2 and half inches in length and and inch and a half in girth, i know its a long time to be doing it for everyday but thats some good results). Also, a alot of people that do get results from whatever they do (penis pumps, jelqs, pills...etc) fail to do the most important thing which is the PC muscle exercises, these are the exercsies that let you have stronger and fuller erections.

GoldenDelicious · Dec 21, 2003

breathinbleedout you just had to post that shit huh

filthy twisted bastards... and i thought the jap porn you see around the place was bad

LeeJunFan · Dec 21, 2003

BileStew · Dec 21, 2003

Juice Authority said:
Come on guys, don't hold back. If you've used one these thigns before please share your experience. Some of things pumps cost up to $500.

Why spend 500 bucks when you can go out and purchase a 10 dollar cheese grater?

Your cock will be just as swollen and beat up from the grater if you were to use the pump. Plus, you'll be a lot heavier in the wallet too.

eviction · Dec 21, 2003

there is excercises that u can do to make it pernanatly larger... I've done these excersices in the past for about a year and i put on a couple inches and my girth is crazy.. my girlfriend calls it the tallboy (in reference to comparing it to a bud light 16oz can). It is fatter than her wrist and 8in long fully erect...

the jist of the exercises is similar to how u make your muscles grow, u want to 'rip' the cells in your penis and more grow in their place, giving you more size. my favorite trick is to grab at the far base of my dick with my thumb an index finger, and pinch off my dick inbetween pumping blood into it with my other hand by 'pushing' it from the vein that runs back towards your asshole. it takes some practice but once you figure it out, you can push all kinds of blood into your dick, it'll swell up like crazy, and when u get good at it u can pretty much direct it to either the shaft or the mushroom, or both... just dont overrdo it, or you'll pop blood vessels... do it 3 times a week 10-15 minutes for a couple months and u'll definately notice some size. If u really want it to be effective dont jerk off when you are done with the excercises.. no matter how horny you get from it. If you start getting pain dont do it, or refer to www.penilesecrets.com if u wanna dish out some cash for more info on these methods.

Parabellum · Dec 22, 2003

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