Penis pumps

[Juice Authority]

Do these things really work? I went in a sex shop the other day and couldn't help but notice all the various penis pumps they sell. I picked up one of the more expensive hydraulic ones and it claimed to put on a good 3 inches in length and up to an inch in girth. That's pretty impressive. I have a garden variety penis. Erect it is about ahh 7.5 inches or so but when it's limp it's all shriveled up and small. It would be awesome to have a 10" dick. I know there is at least one person here who has bought one of these things before so what's the story with these things? It looks painful though.

 

[AAP]

The "enlargement" is just temporary fluid swelling.

You can go here : http://forums.newart.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl to check it out.


I have seen quite a few pumpers at my pool parties. Though after pumping, even when hard, they don't feel hard... they feel spongy. Not to mention those that get into hours sessions or fall asleep with it on and end up with discoloration and bruises.

 

[Juice Authority]

Come on guys, don't hold back. If you've used one these thigns before please share your experience. Some of things pumps cost up to $500.

 

[Juice Authority]

The "enlargement" is just temporary fluid swelling.

You can go here : http://forums.newart.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl to check it out.


I have seen quite a few pumpers at my pool parties. Though after pumping, even when hard, they don't feel hard... they feel spongy. Not to mention those that get into hours sessions or fall asleep with it on and end up with discoloration and bruises.

Ooooch!

 

[breathinbleedout]

Ever had a hicky? Well if you use it your penis is gona have a huge hicky.

 

[Juice Authority]

I knew The Terminator was full of shit. He swears by it. I almost bought one. Damm that Terminator guy.

 

[AAP]

You get swole, spongy, fluid retention and loss of sensation.

Why bother? A bee sting on your cock will do the same thing.

 

[breathinbleedout]

I have seen quite a few pumpers at my pool parties. Though after pumping, even when hard, they don't feel hard... they feel spongy. Not to mention those that get into hours sessions or fall asleep with it on and end up with discoloration and bruises.

you live quiet a colorful life don't you?

Back to the topic...penis pumps are really useless, and overpriced. Just use a freaking vacum cleaner.

 

[AAP]

you live quiet a colorful life don't you?

You ain't seen shit until you find people who pump up their O-Rings with that shit. They walk around with their starfish converted into a sunflower.

 

[breathinbleedout]

A pic of the o-ring converted to a sunflower would be nice.