Penelope Cruz Named 'Sexiest Woman Alive'

[PICK3]

Penelope Cruz Named 'Sexiest Woman Alive' By Esquire Magazine

 

[wootoom]

She's ugly as fuck, her eyes are terrible

 

[sexyMFer]

She's not ugly bro. You must dig blondes?

 

[-SD-]

What a disgusting sack of mexican dirt she is, jesus christ where is my supermodel wife to comment on this egregious error the magazine made

 

[PICK3]

she had to give lots of reach arounds @ Esquire for that title

 

[wootoom]

She's not ugly bro. You must dig blondes?

I dig a chick with nice eyes and her eyes are terrible.

 

[wootoom]

She's not ugly, just not my type

 

[PICK3]

She looks like ET

 

[WoodyO]

She's attractive, but she's been with Tom Cruise and it's hard to wash that taint off. He completely ruined Katie Holmes.

 

[caligirl85]

Meh
I'm not digging her outfit

 

[nangiggles]

What a disgusting sack of mexican dirt she is, jesus christ where is my supermodel wife to comment on this egregious error the magazine made

She's from Spain.

 

[WoodyO]

She's from Spain.

Same thing

 

[digimon7068]

eh...she's hot...salma hayek is still my favorite wetback, though...

 

[sexyMFer]

I was thinking it was Penelope in Savages this whole time

 

[AFeedz]

I dig a chick with nice eyes and her eyes are terrible.

Really?

What constitutes nice eyes?

 

[miplank]

You must dig blondes?

who doesn't?

 

[sexyMFer]

who doesn't?

I should've said only blondes. Everyone digs blondes but nothing wrong with a dark haired and dark eyed woman

 

[miplank]

Nothing wrong with them, except they're not blonde..

 

[sexyMFer]

The hair color of our spouses is obvious in this thread

 

[dylanvib4]

I'm all about it ^^ good for her I if I was at Esquire I'd have been in line for a reacharound.

Decide. Commit. Succeed.

 

[wootoom]

Blondes are the best

 

[wootoom]

I'm all about it ^^ good for her I if I was at Esquire I'd have been in line for a reacharound.

Decide. Commit. Succeed.

Your sig is wrong

Decide. Commit. Suicide.

Fixed

 

[sexyMFer]

Lmao

 

[wootoom]

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

 

[-SD-]

Hahahahaah
Holy fuck im suiciding over this

 

[wootoom]

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

 

[digimon7068]

Your sig is wrong

Decide. Commit. Suicide.

Fixed

 

[PICK3]

ololololololololololo!

 

[wootoom]

Lol!!!!!!!

 

[PICK3]

Blondes are the best

I'll take a Penelope/blonde/Salma sammich plz

 

[nangiggles]

Your sig is wrong

Decide. Commit. Suicide.

Fixed

You're on a roll today! Lolol

 

[arctik]

She's like a 8.. and I've seen plenty of 10s. How is she the series alive

 

[PICK3]

She's like a 8.. and I've seen plenty of 10s. How is she the series alive

You like the fellas don't you fgt?

 

[WoodyO]

He's definitely a faggot

 

[wootoom]

She's like a 8.. and I've seen plenty of 10s. How is she the series alive

Who are you?

 

[digimon7068]

Who are you?

judging by his name? some fish-eating, jap-dick, eskiMO LOL

 

[ha1a1]

Does she has ebola?

 

[PICK3]

ololololololol!

 

[caligirl85]

you like the fellas don't you fgt?

lmao

 

[Anabolic-B]

She's got a 12 year olds body wtf

 

[Anabolic-B]

Straight men where not part of the vote I'm sure

 

[WoodyO]

Straight men where not part of the vote I'm sure

*were

 

[glennds]

she is incredibly beautiful but I was surprised to see this as for actresses, she is getting up there at 40 or so. (don't you ladies jump all over me that is way of the world). I figured she had movie to promote and somehow landed cover as part of publicity.

 

[rainbococksleev]

she is incredibly beautiful but I was surprised to see this as for actresses, she is getting up there at 40 or so. (don't you ladies jump all over me that is way of the world). I figured she had movie to promote and somehow landed cover as part of publicity.

jump all over dick you lady bitch fgt

 

[wootoom]

Glennds is a good bro

 

[Anabolic-B]

jump all over dick you lady bitch fgt

But the guy is right. Women have much shorter time frame to achieve this vs men

 

[Anabolic-B]

Most women past 30 can hang that shit up

 

[nangiggles]

Most women past 30 can hang that shit up

Fuck. Im 29 and 11 1/2 months

 

[caligirl85]

Ya most men too!

 

[WoodyO]

I'm in my prime

 

[nangiggles]

Sexual tyranosaurus?

 

[-SD-]

Fuck. Im 29 and 11 1/2 months

im 39 and 11 months

 

[dylanvib4]

Your sig is wrong

Decide. Commit. Suicide.

Fixed

Absolutely two years of my wife has proved you right

 

[dylanvib4]

Your sig is wrong

Decide. Commit. Suicide.

Fixed

Shit my sig was off...like dis? >>


Decide. Commit. Deez nuts.

 

[wootoom]

Shit my sig was off...like dis? >>


Decide. Commit. Deez nuts.

Hahahaahah aha I had to man!

 

[digimon7068]

Ya most men too!

knot me

 

[caligirl85]

knot me

Definitely not you! You're a hawtie!

 

[digimon7068]

Definitely not you! You're a hawtie!

it was pretty obvious that i was fishing for a compliment, eh? haha

 

[wootoom]

Get a fucking room

 

[caligirl85]

Get a fucking room

You're pretty hot too!

 

[wootoom]

You're pretty hot too!

Threesome?

 

[digimon7068]

Threesome?

no sword-touching though, eh!

 

[wootoom]

no sword-touching though, eh!

You pussy American, nothing wrong with playing tummy sticks once in awhile.

 

[-SD-]

Fuck sticks?

 

[caligirl85]

You pussy American, nothing wrong with playing tummy sticks once in awhile.

Ya digi... That's how we roll up here in the great white north!

 

[WoodyO]

Gotta stay warm somehow.

 

[Anabolic-B]

Ya most men too!

Not me I get better looking everyday. It's starting to get ridiculous, I surprise myself every time I look in the mirror

 

[nangiggles]

pics or you look like Pick3!

 

[WoodyO]

We've seen his fugly mug too much

 

[PICK3]

pics or you look like Pick3!

that's already been established

 

[digimon7068]

Not me I get better looking everyday. It's starting to get ridiculous, I surprise myself every time I look in the mirror

your mirror is on crack...

 

[WoodyO]

And that mirror is obviously a fag too.

 

[digimon7068]

you wood never say that too his face...just ask him if you don't believe me...

 

[WoodyO]

Cuz I'd be too busy vomiting from seeing his pug fugly face?

 

[rainbococksleev]

he's not really that ugly he just looks like he has a heroine problem

 

[PICK3]

he's not really that ugly he just looks like he has a heroine problem

*heroin

 

[digimon7068]

*heroin

maybe the stupid motherfucker actually meant heroine...like analbolic-bitch has a problem with female heroes???

 

[Anabolic-B]

This is good, keep em coming. woodyo you must suck cock and realized I'm not gay because I've never had a guy have so much opinion on my mug.

 

[ha1a1]

This is good, keep em coming. woodyo you must suck cock and realized I'm not gay because I've never had a guy have so much opinion on my mug.

He may be contemplating using it as a urinal.

 

[Anabolic-B]

I'm 6'2 I doubt little woody is tall enough

 

[PICK3]

I'm 6'2 I doubt little woody is tall enough

I didn't know they could stack faggotry that high

 

[WoodyO]

Maybe he's wearing hooker heels?

 

[ha1a1]

Also the strength of his urinal stream should be taken into consideration.

 

[PICK3]

Also the strength of his urinal stream should be taken into consideration.

My stream plumes like Niagara Falls

 

[wootoom]

I'm 6'2 I doubt little woody is tall enough

You're a fucking sack of dingo shit.

 

[Anabolic-B]

There you are big for nuthin

 

[PICK3]

There you are big for nuthin

Is that English?

Are you drunk?

 

[WoodyO]

I think that's rig pig talk.

 

[PICK3]

I think that's rig pig talk.

a stranger's comment on a chat board made him mainline smack

 

[Anabolic-B]

He knows who I'm talking about

 

[PICK3]

He knows who I'm talking about

He knows dick

 

[Anabolic-B]

a stranger's comment on a chat board made him mainline smack

Nooo. I do that because I luv it but I guess I could mainline your mouth with my wiener if you want it that bad

 

[PICK3]

Nooo. I do that because I luv it but I guess I could mainline your mouth with my wiener if you want it that bad

wtf kind of fgt talk is that

 

[caligirl85]

I had the longest day and reading this just made me laugh! So much hostile love!

Awesomeness!

Carry on...

 

[Anabolic-B]

wtf kind of fgt talk is that

Eat it up. That's what you wanted

 

[PICK3]

Eat it up. That's what you wanted

I wanted dick


wait ...

 

[nangiggles]

I wanted dick


wait ...

Where's the line for this dick you speak of? Cali wants to know

 

[digimon7068]

I had the longest day and reading this just made me laugh! So much hostile love!

Awesomeness!

Carry on...

you've been admiring my likeness again, eh??

 

[caligirl85]

you've been admiring my likeness again, eh??

Ya get that view counter off it! LOL

 

[wootoom]

I think that's rig pig talk.

He's not a rig pig, hes a battery operator...prob never touched a set of tongs or drill pipe for that matter