pdaddy has having a kid helped you get laid more???

[Gambino]

I'm thinking about borrowinga little tyke and hitting up the local bowling alley
for quarter draft night...it seems that since you've had your lil' muffin all the EF hoserrettes have been riding your jock.
discuss

 

[Smurfy]

it probably doesnt hurt that he has the most adorable little girl on the planet. yeah, you heard right.

 

[Gambino]

it probably doesnt hurt that he has the most adorable little girl on the planet. yeah, you heard right.

smurfy=hoserrette numero uno

 

[pdaddy]

Depends bro, at first I was never really sure how to bring it up or if it would be considered a 'bomb' like most us guys would percieve it to be comming from a women we just met.

I love the shit out of my daughter and can't help but to catch myself talking about her at just random times. I have been seemingly attracting more 'quality' women, the ones that love children and have endearing qualities. I take this as a good thing. The one night skank flings get old, and with this HPV running around I'm aiming towards quality over quantity.

To sum it up......
cute baby + pdaddy = winning combo

 

[Smurfy]

smurfy=hoserrette numero uno

LOL TRUE BUT.....I noticed him before I noticed his daughter.

 

[Gambino]

Depends bro, at first I was never really sure how to bring it up or if it would be considered a 'bomb' like most us guys would percieve it to be comming from a women we just met.

I love the shit out of my daughter and can't help but to catch myself talking about her at just random times. I have been seemingly attracting more 'quality' women, the ones that love children and have endearing qualities. I take this as a good thing. The one night skank flings get old, and with this HPV running around I'm aiming towards quality over quantity.

To sum it up......
cute baby + pdaddy = winning combo

what happened with the momma?
did she give you HPV on a one-nighter?
fuckin trick, at least you got a sweet lil' gal outta the deal

 

[pdaddy]

"it's getting hot in here..."

 

[cmdubs]

cute babies/toddlers are the ultimate chick magnet. makes for a good ice breaker as well.

 

[pdaddy]

what happened with the momma?
did she give you HPV on a one-nighter?
fuckin trick, at least you got a sweet lil' gal outta the deal

We were engaged but I called that shit off. Smartest move I could have ever made. She's a looker but didn't have the personality to match...among a few other detrimental nonredeaming qualities. I've posted pics of her before, she's a crazy girl bro.

fuck ne she didn't give me shit, I would have decapitated her if she had.

 

[jackangel]

y'all acting like pdudley some handsome shit or what