OWNED! ...from overheard in NY

[velvett]

A Bird in Hand is Worth Two in the Bush

Paparazzo: So you two are really pretty, have you ever done any modeling?
Dutch girl #1: Ha ha ha, not me, maybe her.
Dutch girl #2: No, I am studying history at home.
Paparazzo: You really should consider it, there is great money in it and I would love to help you get started.
Dutch girl #2: Sounds interesting...what type of modeling?
Paparazzo: Well, nude sells the best. We can go over to my place and discuss it.
Dutch girl #1: Great!
Dutch girl #2: Maybe you can take some of us together.

--Times Square

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com

 

[DIVISION]

A Bird in Hand is Worth Two in the Bush

Paparazzo: So you two are really pretty, have you ever done any modeling?
Dutch girl #1: Ha ha ha, not me, maybe her.
Dutch girl #2: No, I am studying history at home.
Paparazzo: You really should consider it, there is great money in it and I would love to help you get started.
Dutch girl #2: Sounds interesting...what type of modeling?
Paparazzo: Well, nude sells the best. We can go over to my place and discuss it.
Dutch girl #1: Great!
Dutch girl #2: Maybe you can take some of us together.

--Times Square

That's not suprising.....

Women are a trip.....




DIV

 

[CFZB]

sounds like the dude made out.

 

[velvett]

Hip Hop girl: Why do we always judge people on how they look?
Hip Hop boy: We're not judging them. We're judging their looks.

--42nd & 8th



LOL

 

[habitualhealth]

Hip Hop girl: Why do we always judge people on how they look?
Hip Hop boy: We're not judging them. We're judging their looks.

--42nd & 8th
LOL

HAH! Nice..

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

hmmmm, two Dutch birds in hand is worth an old Playboy thrown in the bush.

 

[DIVISION]

Hip Hop girl: Why do we always judge people on how they look?
Hip Hop boy: We're not judging them. We're judging their looks.

You kill me Velvetteer......

THIS SHIT IS OFF THE CHAIN!!!!!!



DIV

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I think I smell a new si......wait....I'm gonna keep this one to myself.

I'll let Velvett in on it if it takes off.

 

[chewyxrage]

That site is pretty fuckin hilarious

 

[velvett]

Girl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she's still a virgin because she's only had anal sex.
Girl #2: How do you know this girl?
Girl #1: She goes to my church.

--NY Public Library, 5th Ave & 42nd St.

 

[Sub-Zero]

i like this one

Teen guy #1: My dad's gonna get me fucking Yankees tickets this year!Yankees tickets!

Teen guy #2: You said that last year, and it never happened.

Teen guy #1: Uh, Earth to moron, last year was different. I lied to you last year.

Teen guy #1: You are so fucking Zoolander, man.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Girl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she's still a virgin because she's only had anal sex.
Girl #2: How do you know this girl?
Girl #1: She goes to my church.

Okay where the fuck were these girls when I was in school?

 

[DIVISION]

Okay where the fuck were these girls when I was in school?

Mormon chicks when I was in HS always made this argument.

They did anything to skirt the laws of morality.......they had a name for anal sex.

Ready for this?


"Levi Luvin' "



DIV

 

[Hengst]

damn... a lot of anti-white sentiment on that site.....:

Woman: Well, at least the Mexicans are friendly and they're always working. Unlike those goddamn Russians! You know what I mean!
............................................
Out of Towners: Meet the Black Israelites
Black Israelite: I blame all our problems on white people, you fucking cock-sucking slave owners. My kippa brothers are gonna get you, you hear me?! They gon' get you.

--125th St. & 4th Ave

 

[DEEZPAZ]

Mormon chicks when I was in HS always made this argument.

They did anything to skirt the laws of morality.......they had a name for anal sex.

Ready for this?


"Levi Luvin' "



DIV

Did this happen to be Catholic school??

 

[chewyxrage]

i like this one

Teen guy #1: My dad's gonna get me fucking Yankees tickets this year!Yankees tickets!

Teen guy #2: You said that last year, and it never happened.

Teen guy #1: Uh, Earth to moron, last year was different. I lied to you last year.

Teen guy #1: You are so fucking Zoolander, man.

lol!


"So fucking Zoolander"

 

[the nature boy]

I gotta move to NYC.

 

[DIVISION]

Did this happen to be Catholic school??

Public High School.....

The area I lived in was heavily Mormon.....

So of course the females rebelled the first chance they got......

BJ's in the bathrooms tall, Analsex afterschool behind the track.....




DIV

 

[coverguy]

funny site. you do overhear some crazy conversations here.

 

[velvett]

damn... a lot of anti-white sentiment on that site.....:

Woman: Well, at least the Mexicans are friendly and they're always working. Unlike those goddamn Russians! You know what I mean!
............................................
Out of Towners: Meet the Black Israelites
Black Israelite: I blame all our problems on white people, you fucking cock-sucking slave owners. My kippa brothers are gonna get you, you hear me?! They gon' get you.

--125th St. & 4th Ave

Not really, although I could see why you might say that based on those two items.

I'm living near the furthest east end part of LI and what I miss the most from the city is the vast mix of cultures, the different sections of the city and now I feel like I live in a tub of vanilla ice cream.

The city was alive and now I live in an area that feels like it's on life support.

 

[RAAM Man]

The city lives. You can fuel any passion there if your willing to strive, thats why i love it. Miss it, too.

 

[Lestat]

That's fucking awesome!! I bet that dude banged them both on camera.

 

[velvett]

That's fucking awesome!! I bet that dude banged them both on camera.

LOL somehow I don't think that's what the girls meant.

 

[tuc biscuit]

LOL somehow I don't think that's what the girls meant.

what did they mean, i didn't understand

 

[Lestat]

LOL somehow I don't think that's what the girls meant.

Were you reading the same thing I was?

He suggested nude modeling.

They said take some of both of us.

All porn starts out as just "nude modeling"

sometimes even swimsuit modeling

its not long before the cock is pulled and and the fucking begins

 

[velvett]

Paparazzo: Well, nude sells the best. We can go over to my place and discuss it.
Dutch girl #1: Great!
Dutch girl #2: Maybe you can take some of us together.

Take some of us together not the guy and the girls together.

You (him) can take some of us (girl 1 & 2 ) together.

Girl 2 wants him to take pics of her and her girl pal not him and them.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Take some of us together not the guy and the girls together.

You (him) can take some of us (girl 1 & 2 ) together.

Girl 2 wants him to take pics of her and her girl pal not him and them.

lol, if that is considered ownage in ny I may move there

 

[velvett]

Tourist: Where is Saks Fifth Avenue?
New Yorker: On Fifth Avenue, you moron!

--46th & 6th

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Take some of us together not the guy and the girls together.

You (him) can take some of us (girl 1 & 2 ) together.

Girl 2 wants him to take pics of her and her girl pal not him and them.

This is how it plays out in many guys' fantasies anyway.

The guy still wins out.

 

[DIVISION]

Take some of us together not the guy and the girls together.

You (him) can take some of us (girl 1 & 2 ) together.

Girl 2 wants him to take pics of her and her girl pal not him and them.

You had to go and ruin, didn't ya'..........

DIDN'T YA!!!!!!!!!

I could say so much more, honey.........but you'd think less of me....

At times likes these I'd like to douse you in a bowl of cherries.....




DIV

 

[jaded]

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

The city lives. You can fuel any passion there if your willing to strive, thats why i love it. Miss it, too.

The city is loud, filled with the living dead, and smells like sewers, food grease, gas buses, and coffee breath.
You can keep it...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you guys do realise that half of that stuff is made up, yes?