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Overheard quotes from Atlanta...

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Shadow: You guys dont have baked potatoes?
Waiter @ Sundial: We have mashed potatoes.

Shadow: Ok - but you dont have plain potatoes then?

Waiter - The kitchen is on the 4th floor...they prepare and bring the food up.

Hab Health - So - the potatoes are on the 4th floor then...I mean - they have to be somewhere.

Sassy - Fuck.
Shadow - ok - can I speak to the manager?


Manager - Good evening. How may I help you?

Shadow - You can bring this young lady(Sassy) a potatoe..baked plain...no salt - you dont even have to butter it....

Manager - I JUST spoke with the Chef - this is highly unusual......we can have a plain baked potatoe prepared.....in ONE HOUR.
Sassy - FUCK

*5 second pause*

Shadow - an HOUR!?!?

Manager - Yes...had I known, I could have prepared something in advance.

Shadow - an HOUR!?!?!?


Manager - yes.

*BLINK*

Shadow - you are telling me you dont have a microwave in this joint?

Sassy - Fuck - Im outta here.

Shadow - you want me to walk you back to the hotel?

Sassy - please.




Random quotes:



*makes circle motion with finger* -"It goes around like this."

^^Jen



"Welome to the unfriendly world of having an open beer in your pocket"

^^Skywalker as he realizes his pants are soaking wet.



"Just because the material CAN stretch that far - doesnt mean it should"

^^Shadow on waitress at Hard Rock


"Im not afraid of you"

^^Hab Heath to Shadow


"Im going to log onto EF and move threads"

^^Jen - when asked what she and NYC were going to do till their train left.


"I need a SugarDaddy"

^^NycGirl


"Why does no one in Atlanta have a fucking baked potatoe?"

^^Sassy - AFTER her luch restaurant the day following the Sun Dial episode




'SSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"

^^Sassy on her abs/thigh pose.



"Im not afraid of him"

^^said by HH to anyone within hearing distance in reference to Shadow




"...told you that you would cock-block yourself"

^^Shadow to app after aaps comment " I locked myself out of the room"



"Text him back and correct the saying from 'Balls to the wall" to "Balls deep."

^^Shadow to HH on a referring a text message



"I spent 30 minutes with him and wanted to kill him"

^^Ulter to Shadow in regards to a non-EF someone...lol



"It doesnt matter what judges' co(k you had in your mouth last night....it all comes down to Quarter Turn to the right Bitches."

^^Skywalker in regards to some obvious gift placings.


"That was the most Gettho-shit I have EVER SEEN...that was worse than wresting."

^^Shadow in regards to an IFBB pros guest posing routine.



"Shit....Ronnie just gave birth backstage...."


^^Shadow in regards to the teen competitor, and Colemans massive gh gut, who immediately followed a pros' posing routine posing routine to retrieve a banner that was on the stage


"Bitches come..."

^^Shadow.....




"George wont ban a lifetime plat.....right?"

^^4everhung




"I dont like to brag...but I get more sex than I can handle"

^^George Spellwin - lol




"You have 2 choices:

A - you get into the pool.
B - I make you get into the pool"


^^Shadow to HHealth




"HEY!!!!"

^^Bunny to Shadow followed by a big hug





"Great"

^^Gunter




"Does he HAVE a sack?"

^^Bunny to Sassy in reference to Gunter being spread eagle backstage





"OMG - That is some high quality h20"

^^Shadow in reference to the 20 pro IFBB Fitness chicks......well...mainly Debbie Kruck's ass




"Dude - Frisky almost beat my ass"

^^aap in reference to the arm wrestling contest




"If I wanted to see that crap - I would go to a strip club"

^^nycgirl on a couple of "posing" routines in the show




"You wanna take it outside? The only thing between you and me is air and opportunity.....*2 second pause*...giggle"

^^HH to Shadow

"You are SUCH a candy-ass"

Shadow in reference to the giggle




"It was the best weekend of my life"

^^Sassy


"The award to the best poser goes to competitor 44..."

^^TY Felder to Sassy




"Screw the little medallions...I got the biggest trophy on the stage"

^^Sassy in reference tot he best posing award



"That chick is a monster"

^^Shadow in reference to the Nation-level competitor chick that outweighed
Sassy by 23 pounds...and yet was in the same weight class.




"Im so pround of you."

Shadow to Sassy



"They wouldnt let me into the club"

^^Ulter - in reference to getting split from the group




"That Matt - is a man."

^^Shadow in reference tot he Tranny on the corner across from the club



"How does he wash his back??"

^^Nycgirl and Jen in reference to Ronnie



"If I knew a guy was talking like that about me..there would be a ring on this finger..."

^^Hhealth


"No cover charge AND free shots.....wonder why THAT is?"

^^Matt in reference to a couple of clubs in Buckhead



"She a friend of yours?"

^^Matt to Shadow in reference to a chick at the club


"Do you know her?"

^^aap to Shadow in reference to same chick above as she walked by the second time
















....more as they come to me........
 
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Wow, funny. What a great time!

Sassy looked so awesome. :)
 
The Shadow said:
Lemme tell ya - wait until you see some of the pics
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Did you take notes?

When my team does the Manila or HK tour one of the old boys takes little notes of what everyone says and on the last day we get together and have a mock trial where everyone gets the piss ripped out of them (eg when walking past a ladyboy bar Brian was overheard to say, "wow she looks good."), it's always a good laugh.
 
The Shadow said:
"Do you know her?"

^^aap to Shadow in reference to same chick above as she walked by the second time
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That girl wanted you badly broly. The stopping mid walk, staring you up and down was a dead give away.

btw, Frisky almost really did beat me at arm wrestling. :worried:
 
Jay Cartwright said:
Did you take notes?

When my team does the Manila or HK tour one of the old boys takes little notes of what everyone says and on the last day we get together and have a mock trial where everyone gets the piss ripped out of them (eg when walking past a ladyboy bar Brian was overheard to say, "wow she looks good."), it's always a good laugh.
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Thats cool.........those are just things that I found really funny or pointed....the cool thing is for others to do the same as there was always 3-4 conversations happening at once
 
wait george spellwin was there!?

fill us in on what/who he looks like

i thought george was a generally admin used alter?
 
The Shadow said:
"Im not afraid of you"

^^Hab Heath to Shadow


"Im not afraid of him"

^^said by HH to anyone within hearing distance in reference to Shadow
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let the record state, i'm still not afraid of you. ;)
The Shadow said:
"It doesnt matter what judges' co(k you had in your mouth last night....it all comes down to Quarter Turn to the right Bitches."

^^Skywalker in regards to some obvious gift placings.
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lmao @ all the quarter turn to the rights by the EFers.
The Shadow said:
"You have 2 choices:

A - you get into the pool.
B - I make you get into the pool"

^^Shadow to HHealth
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still not afraid of you
The Shadow said:
"You wanna take it outside? The only thing between you and me is air and opportunity.....*2 second pause*...giggle"

^^HH to Shadow
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dang, HH sounds like a bad ass



Other random quotes:

"Not so tough when you dont have the ol PC to hide behind huh?"
^^ HH (and everyone else) to aap

"DAAANNNNGGGGG"
^^everyone

"who invited that guy anyway?"
^^anonymous

"NERD ALERT"
^^HH to nycgirl for texting and chatting ALL weekend from her cell.

"Isn't it past you guy's bedtime" (said at 8:30)
^^HH to Jenz and Shadow

"Let's see you shake yo groove thang gurl"
^^all the crap talkers to HH

"You're not as fat as I thought you would be"
^^aap to HH upon first meeting
 
habitualhealth said:
"You're not as fat as I thought you would be"
^^aap to HH upon first meeting
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LMAO! ^^^Totally taken out of context
 
"You didn't really bring your grappling Gi did you?"

aap to Frisky.. lol
 
"Im such a nerd."

Frisky's guest in reference to his laser guided infrared tiny digi-cam



"He's too touchy-feely"

^^Dude who tried to pick NYCgirl up at a club



"I like the show Friends"

^^Some dude who tried to pick Bunny up
 
"Shadow thats you in two years"

HH in reference to one of the Sr BB competors


"Lets guess their occupation.. "

Matt cracking us up during the morning show.


"Brittany is gonna go take a nap"

Matt letting us know aap isn't gonna hit the mall with us
 
Frisky said:
"Shadow thats you in two years"

HH in reference to one of the Sr BB competors


"Lets guess their occupation.. "

Matt cracking us up during the morning show.


"Brittany is gonna go take a nap"

Matt letting us know aap isn't gonna hit the mall with us
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Brittany - LMAO


I totally forgot about that one
 
"The NY mafia is watching Nascar"

^^Shadow to Jen and Nycgirl referring to Jim Manion and Steve Weinberger who popped intot he bar and asked that the TV be turned to the race.
 
I just want to take this opportunity to remind you that 4everhung did in fact buy a partially open hair gel container from a black female taxi driver.

Thank you.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
I just want to take this opportunity to remind you that 4everhung did in fact buy a partially open hair gel container from a black female taxi driver.

Thank you.
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LOL

he was talkimng about driving his jeep to work and he needed some strong shit to keep it uner control


She also gave him her card to call for the return trip....he gave it back to her
 
ok i wasnt gonna say this butttttttttt
"Shadow isnt as big as he looks in his pics, I could take him"

aap telling me this in confidence

:worried:
 
SoKlueles said:
ok i wasnt gonna say this butttttttttt
"Shadow isnt as big as he looks in his pics, I could take him"

aap telling me this in confidence

:worried:
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Shhhhhhhhhh.

Actually I think HH had him scared the whole weekend, no need for him to worry about me.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Shhhhhhhhhh.

Actually I think HH had him scared the whole weekend, no need for him to worry about me.
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Dude.....



you saw who got up to get the trail mix at the bar.......
 
Sorry I couldn't make it.

Now where are the pics???
 
habitualhealth said:
aap and frisky are the only ones who have posted them as of yet. Check out his thread "My thoughts of the EF meetup". (or whatever it's called)
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You are looking stunning, out of aap's league if I do say so.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
I just want to take this opportunity to remind you that 4everhung did in fact buy a partially open hair gel container from a black female taxi driver.

Thank you.
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she gave it to me
beleive me I've engaged in considerably more risky behavior than that
 
habitualhealth said:
"NERD ALERT"
^^HH to nycgirl for texting and chatting ALL weekend from her cell.
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I know I was being a geek. . . But, if someone (the "someone special" I'm referring to in "Getting Laid" thread :qt: ) is going to take their time to wish you a wonderful day - it's only right for me to make their day just as wonderful.

W/ regard to the sugardaddy comment - yes, I'm looking for someone to pay for my supplements, suits, trainer and competition fees. No strings attached - preferrably 35 or older. :heart:
 
haa haa

remebered another outburst from someone sitting at our table at the $3 CAFE

Announcer- "And at the back door we have Rick Flair"

Then comes a Loud!
"Wooooooooooooooooooooo"
 
Frisky said:
haa haa

remebered another outburst from someone sitting at our table at the $3 CAFE

Announcer- "And at the back door we have Rick Flair"

Then comes a Loud!
"Wooooooooooooooooooooo"
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that was me


LMAO
 
Frisky said:
haa haa

remebered another outburst from someone sitting at our table at the $3 CAFE

Announcer- "And at the back door we have Rick Flair"

Then comes a Loud!
"Wooooooooooooooooooooo"
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LOL. And Cheffy trying to get that idiot waitress to split up the check was kinda funny.
 
MattTheSkywalker said:
LOL. And Cheffy trying to get that idiot waitress to split up the check was kinda funny.
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Matt, I thought you were going to pay the check? :confused:

You were the financially secure one....



DIV
 
DIVISION said:
Matt, I thought you were going to pay the check? :confused:

You were the financially secure one....



DIV
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"hang with ugly peeps and you will appear handsome, hang with dim witted peeps and you will appear intelligent, but if you hang with rich people you will go broke paying their checks!"


old quote from dad
 
The Shadow said:
"35" or older

HAHAHAHAHA

Oh man......what a trip
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Yeah, And who were the ones who couldn't hang??

I thought so!!

"I'd want you to give me CPR"
aap to Jens (dissing Shadow in the process)

"But I'm with them!!"
Ulter to security when they wouldn't let him in Sat. nite

"Too bad!"
Ginormous bouncer to Jens after last call Fri nite (saw my wedding rings)

"But I was already on my knees"
Shadow to Jens

Tee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Heee!!!!
NYCgirl to any humorous comment

"Dannggggg!!"
Said repeatedly by various EF Members

"I'm going to take a nap"
NYCgirl Fri & Sat afternoons

"Is that your 2nd beer already?"
aap to Jens

"I guess you owed me that, huh"
Jens to Shadow, after getting smacked
 
jenscats5 said:
"But I was already on my knees"
Shadow to Jens

"I guess you owed me that, huh"
Jens to Shadow, after getting smacked
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LOL


Good memory.......



the smackage involved booty
 
"Have you all seen how I can make my boobs dance?"

~frisky who then proceeded to show us.
(WOW!)
 
alien amp pharm said:
"Have you all seen how I can make my boobs dance?"

~frisky who then proceeded to show us.
(WOW!)
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LOL

you wern't supposed to see that :chomp:
 
alien amp pharm said:
"Have you all seen how I can make my boobs dance?"

~frisky who then proceeded to show us.
(WOW!)
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That was VERY impressive!!
 
nycgirl said:
Am I the only that takes afternoon naps?
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yet ANOTHER sign i am not 19 anymore (afternoon naps)..not that i need any reminders..... :rolleyes:
 
Frisky said:
LOL

you wern't supposed to see that :chomp:
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lmao

I remember standing there sipping my beer and I heard "I can make my boobies dance". I immediately turned around to watch with a smile on my face but you said I couldn't, so I think I acted like I was talking to someone then turned away from them in mid sentence to sneak a peek. ;)
 
alien amp pharm said:
lmao

I remember standing there sipping my beer and I heard "I can make my boobies dance". I immediately turned around to watch with a smile on my face but you said I couldn't, so I think I acted like I was talking to someone then turned away from them in mid sentence to sneak a peek. ;)
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LOL ...

did you feel the dance when i had you in the head lock? :evil:
 
The Shadow said:
I think he was too busy trying to not like it so much
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lmao

I expected more of a fight. I had his airway constricted and the boy just sat there smiling. lol
 
alien amp pharm said:
"Have you all seen how I can make my boobs dance?"

~frisky who then proceeded to show us.
(WOW!)
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quoting frisky or S ? lol
 
rnch said:
quoting frisky or S ? lol
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I forgot he that he flexed for the ladies. I think he purposely got his shirt dirty so we could "brush off" the dust. I find it interesting that the dust was only on his pecs.
 
nycgirl said:
I forgot he that he flexed for the ladies. I think he purposely got his shirt dirty so we could "brush off" the dust. I find it interesting that the dust was only on his pecs.
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Then aap saw what a hit that was and was trying it with his crotch :rolleyes:
 
nycgirl said:
I forgot he that he flexed for the ladies. I think he purposely got his shirt dirty so we could "brush off" the dust. I find it interesting that the dust was only on his pecs.
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I am smoooooth like that
 
"Swwweeeeeeettt!!!"
MTS upon seeing Jen's fanny pack....

*HUGE smile & nod*
Ulter when told *repeatedly* how great Cardio Breeze is

"Why does the dressing room have to be so far away from the bathroom??"

"Your suit is gorgeous!"

"Oh thank you! I'm really happy with it...she did a great job"

"It's beautiful.....Good luck to you!"

"Awwwww thank you sweetie!!"

Jen's conversation in the ladies' room with Number 12 Figure competitor

"Gunter, she would like a picture with you"

"Grrrreaaatttt!!"
Gunter's response when told I wanted a pic with the man (damn he's huge!)

"Girrrlll, take that High School shit home"
Jens to Habitualhealth
 
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HA.....


"Dammmmnnnnnn"

^^Me upon being in the elevator with the winner of the Pro IFBB figure comp
 
We don't have to go just yet . . .
^^
All of the men when the pro figure girls came out in two piece suits (this was the last round of pre-judging and right after Sassy came out).
 
nycgirl said:
We don't have to go just yet . . .
^^
All of the men when the pro figure girls came out in two piece suits (this was the last round of pre-judging and right after Sassy came out).
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...I have to take credit for that one



the guys in front of us were laughing their asses off...
 
The Shadow said:
...I have to take credit for that one



the guys in front of us were laughing their asses off...
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And they turned around to agree with you!!
 
Oh look at Shadow and RADAR
^^^
nycgirl when the senior citizens came out to pose for the prejudging.
(OMG, RADAR is going to kill me).
 
*shhhhhhhhhhhh*

^ the guy two rows behind us when Matt had us laughing to damn loud


:worried: <------- The look on Shadows face when he was cornered and asked why he had pic's of Matt and Hisslef in those speedo's.
 
SublimeZM said:
doesnt sound all tha tfunny
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......kinda of like all of your posts today.

Why dont you use those Aquaman floaties and drift back to the kiddie pool before you strain something in your debilitated attempt at being humerous.



Oh yeah - since I know you will need it:


debilitated

adj 1: lacking strength or vigor [syn: adynamic, asthenic, enervated] 2: weak and feeble; "I'm feeling seedy today" [syn: enfeebled, infirm, seedy]
 
nycgirl said:
Oh look at Shadow and RADAR
^^^
nycgirl when the senior citizens came out to pose for the prejudging.
(OMG, RADAR is going to kill me).
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My Clubber Lang impression form Rocky III:


DEAAAD MEEEAT
 
The Shadow said:
My Clubber Lang impression form Rocky III:


DEAAAD MEEEAT
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I got pics!!! Will post them this week. Which do you want to be Stan or Bob? I think RADAR should be the winner. However, I'll give you first pic.
 
The Shadow said:
dammit


whatthefuckever


let Radar be stanbob

Ill be Irv
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:lmao:

I don't know who was who.. but one of them had a sexy posing routine kicking ;)
 
The Shadow said:
I liked Irv.....


he was the really old one
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The one that lost his breath everytime he did a new pose. Ok . . I'll make a mental note for photoshop.

Btw, I got pics of the pro ladies too. Will be posting those for your pleasure. :heart:
 
nycgirl said:
The one that lost his breath everytime he did a new pose. Ok . . I'll make a mental note for photoshop.

Btw, I got pics of the pro ladies too. Will be posting those for your pleasure. :heart:
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Bless you.
 
jenscats5 said:
"Girrrlll, take that High School shit home"
Jens to Habitualhealth
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Ahh, now we are getting some where. I knew there had to be some dirt. Someone spill it, did Jen and HH mudwrestle? Dirty looks? Snide remarks?
Dish it out folks!
 
jestros said:
Ahh, now we are getting some where. I knew there had to be some dirt. Someone spill it, did Jen and HH mudwrestle? Dirty looks? Snide remarks?
Dish it out folks!
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There was a little hand flip and a "What-everrrrr!!" said..... :lmao:
 
The Shadow said:
......kinda of like all of your posts today.

Why dont you use those Aquaman floaties and drift back to the kiddie pool before you strain something in your debilitated attempt at being humerous.



Oh yeah - since I know you will need it:


debilitated

adj 1: lacking strength or vigor [syn: adynamic, asthenic, enervated] 2: weak and feeble; "I'm feeling seedy today" [syn: enfeebled, infirm, seedy]
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you forgot the "LMAO"s and "LOL"s that you usually use to signify you laughing at your own jokes
 
2 black guys at the club -"Damn dude, is that chick black or white?"

me -"She's white"

2 black guys at the club -"I've never seen a white girl move like that!"

....talking about Sassy with her pro-tan dancing at tha club.
 
Good choice . . .
^^
MTS to NYCgirl on her choice of champagne prior to dinner

Lets do some shots . . .
^^
HH to NYCgirl on our 2nd out 100 "bathroom" breaks

HH - I think I owe you a round of shots
^^
NYCgirl to HH on our last night of partying

I need a hamburger and fries to soak up the alcohol in my stomach
NYCgirl to Jenscats

I was going to knock her out . . :evil:
^^
Frisky to HH and Nycgirl telling story about a previous club experience
 
aap -- I do remember that one. That was hilarious. And they weren't even referring to my posing routine to the trance music. LMFAO!

You guys had fun & I missed it cuz I had a potato tizzy.

Every one of those moments is priceless! Every one of them!
 
Never forget the need for 'Fry-latio'


:lmao:
 
nycgirl said:
Uhmm, what you and your guest did is none of our business.

Btw, where were you on Sun.? You missed breakfast.
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:verygood:
 
nycgirl said:
Uhmm, what you and your guest did is none of our business.

Btw, where were you on Sun.? You missed breakfast.
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No we didnt....


:chomp:
 
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