Other terms for penis

[slickdadd]

One eyed bald guy wearing a turtleneck.

 

[awittyusername]

Lestat
Wootoom

 

[AAP]

Super Soaker.

 

[Devastation]

dick

 

[beefcake28]

Angry Samoan
Anteater (foreskinned penis)
Arrow
Ass plower
Ass pounder
Ass ripper
Azro-Tararg The Destroyer of Vaginas
Badajo (Spanish)
Baloney
Banana/Platano (Spanish)
Beautiful
Bea
Beaver buster
Beaver cleaver
Beef bayonet
Beer can (penis with large girth)
Beer keg (penis with extremly large girth)
Bell
Bellend
Bethany M (gamespot forums admin. Her picture is ugly.)
Bibys (Lithuanian)
Bicho (Spanish)
Bicycle
Big Ben
Big Ed and the twins
Bipper
Bird
Bishop
Bishop in a turtleneck (uncircumcised penis)
Bitchsplitter, The
Blinky (My Fellow Americans)
Blood Thirsty Hound
Blue-veined microphone
Blue-veined throbber
Blue-veined pumpit junkit
Bone
Boner
Boy's best friend
Boycock
Boyhood
Boypleaser
Boypole
Boystick
Bratwurst (Die Mommy Die! Reference; German)
Butoh
Cabbage roll
Captain, the
Captain Kirk
Captain McPenis Penis
Captain Picard
Captain Planet
Captain Winky
Caralho (Portuguese)
Carne (Spanish, Italian: meat)
Cazzo (Calabrian dialect of Italian)
Center pole
Cervix slammer (long penis)
Cigala (Del CATALA)
Cherry popper
Chilichute
Chinchin (Japanese)
Chinko (Japanese)
Chinpo (Japanese)
Choad/Chode (penis; sometimes defined as a penis with width greater than length)
Chorra (Spanish)
Chromosome snake
Cipote (Spanish)
Clit tickler
Clouded Frost Spire (black metal penis)
Clyde
Cock
Cock rocket
Colonel
Corn dog
Crank
Cream filled sausage
Creamcicle
Cum Cannon (for strong ejaculations)
Cumgun
Cumpole
Cumrod
Cumshooter
Cumstick
Cunt buster
Cunt poker
Cunt pounder
Cunt ripper
Cunt thumper
Cyclops
Daniel
Denture cleaner
Devirginator
Diamond Cutter
Dick
Ding-a-ling
Ding-dong
Dingus
Dink
Dipstick
Dirty pillows
Dolk (Danish, actually means "knife")
Dong/Donger
Donkeycock/Donkeydick (very large penis)
Doodle-dandy (from masturbation)
Doomhammer
Dork
Dragon Wang
Drill/Driller
Dusty Gazongas
Egg roll
Eiffel Tower
Elastic warrior
Elvis
Endowment
Engine clanker
Equipment
F.D.R. and The New Deal
Fatboy Slim
Father Christmas
First Penis, The (The US President's)
Fireman
Flagpole
Flaming Staff of Vengeance which Conquers the Sniveling Flowers of Pink Town with Medieval War Bombs of Gooey Hysteria
Fuck stick
Fucker
Fur-seeking meat missile
Gazong
Gherkin
Giggle stick
God
Goober
Guy's best friend
Ham trucheon
Hangdown
Happiness
Hasenpfeffer (German)
Heat-seeking missile/Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
Herman the German in a turtleneck
Hog/Hawg
Hooded Knight
Hoo hoo dilly (South Park reference)
Horsecock/Horsedick (very large penis)
Hose
Hot dog
Human Horn (Futurama reference)
Impregnator
Jack the Ripper
Jills Javalin
Jabba (In the film 'Without a paddle' - "... Jabba back in his hutt!"
Jade phoenix
Jawbreaker
Jesus
Ji ba (Mandarin)
Jimmer jammer
Jimmy
Jizz cannon
Jizzer
John Thomas (term first used in Lady Chatterley's Lover)
Johnson
Jonathan's one-eyed master
Joystick
Junk
Khaaaan
Kickstand
Kidney cracker (Frantics reference)
Kidney sweeper
Kielbasa (a type of Polish sausage)
Knee knocker
Knob
Kutas (Polish)
Lad (Irish)
Lanze (German)
Lap bone
Lap taffy
Leaning Tower of Pisa
Leg wand
Limecat
Lingum or lingam (from Hindu)
Little Elvis
Little Willy
Lizard
LlamaGuy
Log
Lollipop
Longfellow
Love club
Love loaf
Love length
Love missile
Love muscle
Love Pump
Love Sausage
Love snake
Love stick
Love wand
LUEshi
Luncheon Meat Truncheon
Magic dragon (in reference to the charactor "Elliott" in Pete's Dragon)
Magic stick
Magic wand
Main cable
Main vein
Manhood
Manmeat
Manrod
Manroot
Mantower
Martillo (Spanish: Hammer)
Meat
Meat missile (made famous by Max Hardcore)
Meat popsicle
Meat thermometer
Meat whistle
Megg's best friend (cajun vernacular)
Member (Spanish: Miembro)
Mickey (chiefly Irish)
Micro Mikey
Middle leg (large penis)
Minchia (Sicilian dialect of Italian)
Mini-Me
Minga (Spanish)
Missile
Monkey
Monster
Mr. Happy
Needle
Non-Directional Radar Guided Vagina Finder
Ochinchin (Japanese)
Old fella/Old feller/Old fellow
One-eyed monster/sitting on a beanbag chair
One-eyed snake
One-eyed trouser snake
One-eyed trouser trout
Organ
Oscar ("My Baloney has a first name...")
Panga (Latin American Spanish)
Passion pole
Pecker
Pedro/Peter
Peener
Pee-pee
Peeper
Pee-puette
Pee-wee
Pelir
Pen
Pencil
Pencildick
Percy
Peter
Phallus
Piça (Portuguese)
Picha (Portuguese)
Pickle
Pickledick (High School High reference)
Piço (Portuguese)
Piece of Pork (Reference to "Isn't it Awfully Nice to Have a Penis," a song sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python's Meaning of Life)
Pija (Spanish)
Pijo (Spanish)
Pimmel (German)
Pinga (Spanish)
Pink torpedo (Spinal Tap reference)
Pipe
Piperoll (movie "She's Gotta Have It")
Pisser
Plank
Pleasure pole
Pleasure scepter
Pleasure stick
Pocker
Pocket rocket
Pole
Polla (Spanish)
Popcorn surprise
Pork hammer
Pork sword
Poronga (Spanish)
Porra (Portuguese)
Pounder
Presidential staff
Prick
Princess
Pud
Purple fist
Purple katana
Purple-headed monster
Purple-headed mushroom
Purple-headed yogurt slinger
Purple-headed warrior
Purple-helmet warrior
Purple-veined clarinet
Pussy plower
Putz
Python
Rammer
Ramrod
Rape rod
Rapestick
Rearpoker
Red Rocket
Remington
Richard (Little Richard)
Rocket
Rocketrod
Rod
Roger Ramrod (adult video game)
Rumple Foreskin
Salami
Salami packer
Samurai's Backup
Sausage (Spanish: Salchicha)
Scepter
Schlinger
Schlong/Shlong/schlonger
Schmeckle
Schmuck
Schnitzel
Schwanz (Swiss German)
Schwanzstucker (from Young Frankenstein)
Shaft
Shit stabber
Shrimp Tempura
Skin flute
Slammer
Smoked meat log
Snake
Snopp
Snuffaluffagus (foreskinned penis)
Spam
Spam javelin
Spanky
Stanley (the power tool)
Steaming stalk
Stick/Schtick
Snack trays
Sword
10 Inches of Dr. (insert man's name here)'s Root Medicine
Talliwhacker/Tallywhacker
Thigh spreader
Thigh stimulator
Third leg (large penis)
Throbbing Thrill Hammer
Timpo (2ch)
Tissemand
Titi (Filipino)
Todger
Tommy
Tommyboy
Tool
Tootsie Roll
Toy
Treff
Tripod (man with an abnormally large penis; Goldmember reference)
Trolley
Trouser snake
Trouser trout
Trouser weasel
Trunk
Tube steak
Tummy banana
Thumper
Twat jockey
Twig
Twitchiergni (ravonic)
Uccello (Italian: bird)
Unit
V-Rod
Vein-Inlaid Meat Pipe
Verga (Spanish, used more in Latin America than in Spain)
Verga (Portuguese, used more in Portugal than in Spain)
Vienna sausage
Viper
Vitelo (Portuguese)
Voodoo stick
Wang/Wong
Wanger/Wanga
War club
War hammer
Warrior of love
Wang
Wee-wee
Wiener (misspelled "Weiner" on The Simpsons)
Wienie (or Weinie, Weenie)
Wenus (reference to an episode of Friends; meant to sound like the combination of Wiener and Penis, but actually an acronym for "Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics")
Willie/Willy
Wing wong
Winkie
Whiz wand
Wobbly
Worm
XY stick
Yogurt slinger
Yoni feeder
Zabourah (Arabic)

 

[Lestat]

moved to BTS

 

[JayC9]

lol @ beefcake stealing everyones fire

 

[beefcake28]

lol @ beefcake stealing everyones fire

I do what I can to help out.... There has to be some more that aren't on that list...

 

[JayC9]

I do what I can to help out.... There has to be some more that aren't on that list...

sure...just not in the English language

 

[nutsnack]

i usually hear my roommate call his this when im in the other room and he's w/ a girl

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING WORK GODDAMNIT WHY DID I ABUSE COCAINE SO MUCH!?!?!?"