Other terms for penis

[antares]

Dusty Gazongas
Angry Samoan
Fur-seeking meat missile
Luncheon Meat Truncheon
Non-Directional Radar Guided Vagina Finder

 

[patsfan1379]

there have been a thousand threads about this.

i say nay.

 

[jenscats5]

winkie

 

[PussyWhipped]

winkie

A guy gets married to a sweet shy little woman, and finally their wedding night arrives and they're gonna have sex for the first time.

he takes off his pants, and she says "What a cute little winkie".

he says, "It's called a cock"

she says "No, I've seen cocks. Thats a winkie"

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

worthless

 

[fergie]

purple headed yogurt slinger

 

[Daisy_]

One eyed snake
Cock and balls
twig and berries

 

[JayC9]

beef bayonet
pensioners leg
pork sword
bacon bazooka
love torpedo
love truncheon
man meat
pink steel

and my favourite the "eager monkey"

 

[seizer]

virgil, the all knowing.

 

[Eringobraugh]

The Governor!