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OT: Typical gym-goers fear bodybuilders.

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Haha. I had no idea how clueless most average people are. Take a look at this:

THE MASSIVE BODY BUILDER:
These men are generally too repulsive to look at for very long at all. They are so juiced up on anabolic steroids that their veins appear to be escaping their body, not to mention they are probably wearing a shirt that exposes every bit of their injected glory. You will know immediately that one of these guys is in the gym when you walk in, since they are making a loud, painful sound that sets your' first thought to seeing them try and pick up a large truck, but really they are in the middle of their 7th set of bicep curls with the 85 pound dumbell. Care to avoid these gentlemen? Not a problem. These guys spend the majority of their life in the free-weights, squats, and dead lift section, as these are the essentials to their brick wall of a body. 0% visibility is best achieved in cardio. The body builder is so unconcerned with burning fat and calories that he won't give a treadmill a second glance.
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2312360&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
 
LOL! Great timing. It was zero degrees (fahrenheit!) in my home/pole barn gym this morning so I joined the local Powerhouse Gym.

Hopefully there's a better crowd there other days because it was nothing but newbies and aerobically orientated people. Unfortunately, this gym is about as close to a bodybuiding gym as it gets in my area.

And yeah, true to form, the guy at the desk appears to be gay...
 
man i feel for u i used to lift in my garage with no heat in chicago its fin cold now i have damn near everything in my basement. I work at a large high school and when they get new equipment i get the old its great
 
The best gym member is the one that pays monthly, renews his membership annually, and rarely, if ever sets foot in the gym. Bodybuilders are the worst members. They use the gym daily-sometimes 2x/day. They use heavy weights that can be dropped or just plain rough on the equipment. Their appearance also intimidates many of what I describe as "the best gym members" into not joining at all. Add to this the meathead yells during heavy sets and the never ending testosterone inspired sexual harassment of gym bitches and you've got one empty gym. No girls=no guys. Of course this is all from a gym owners perspective. If I owned my own gym strippers would be able to workout for free. lol The rumor alone would be enough to draw guys away from other gyms.
 
nicee said:
Damn! strippers workn out thats hot bro ill join your gym where do I sign
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It's fantasy bro. I'd love to do that but some loser dude would cry discrimination and I'd probably get sued.
 
yeah like this one too, this guy obviously knows EVERYTHING

KIDS ON STEROIDS:
Although not nearly as common as the socializing high school students or the massive body builder, you still find one of these at any gym. This kid gave up a long time ago on the natural methods of attracting women. He has instead turned to unhealthy hours in the weightroom and anabolic supplements to speed up the explosion of his appendeges. Usually considered an rear end hole since he will try to show off by spending a lot of time on bench and very heavy bicep and tricep curls.
It's easy to spot these kids since theyre wearing an Abercrombie or a FOX Motorsports shirt that is clearly too small for them. For advanced warning, look for their souped up Jetta or Civic in the parking lot with an innapropriate sticker on the back windshield.
 
ViperHMS said:
yeah like this one too, this guy obviously knows EVERYTHING

KIDS ON STEROIDS:
Although not nearly as common as the socializing high school students or the massive body builder, you still find one of these at any gym. This kid gave up a long time ago on the natural methods of attracting women. He has instead turned to unhealthy hours in the weightroom and anabolic supplements to speed up the explosion of his appendeges. Usually considered an rear end hole since he will try to show off by spending a lot of time on bench and very heavy bicep and tricep curls.
It's easy to spot these kids since theyre wearing an Abercrombie or a FOX Motorsports shirt that is clearly too small for them. For advanced warning, look for their souped up Jetta or Civic in the parking lot with an innapropriate sticker on the back windshield.
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i like this one.....
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(THE TOP HEAVY BUISNESS EXECTUTIVE:
These guys are the CEOs and Presidents of their huge companies that retreat to the gym to pump dailey stress out through effort and delay seeing their money leech of a wife for another 2 hours. They focus on solely upper body strength as well, leaving their chicken legs to cower under the well worked chest and arms. Usually clad in a longsleeve or tight plain T-shirt, but still with their bluetooth attached, they will work extremely efficiently and longer than most others then drive away in their Jag or Mercedes.)
 
I gotta post a pick of my gym,its def. old school,I use treadmill to warm up for 10 mins on heavy lift days,get a pre-sweat going,thats about all.I guess it would be considered using the treadmill to watch a treadmill babes bouncing titties occasionally too.....always love seeing "2 ferrets wrestling in a burlap bag"
 
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