Only God can help me...Protein Farts

[The_Chemist]

I made the same post on nelsons board but got no response. Not even a sympathy laugh. Enjoy!

We as bodybuilders, can make certain sacrifices. Like spending 400$ per month on groceries and waking up to do cardio at 4.am, etc,etc. However, there is one thing that is begining to take a serious toll on my personal life....the dreaded Protien Farts.

185 grams/day = maintenace dose that my body can easily except.
200 grams/day = "Did you just fart or was that the dog?" says my fiance.
250 grams/day = The dog will smell everyones crotch except mine.
275 grams/day = Co-workers begin with "name-calling" and threats of arm
punches. No action is taken.
300 grams/day = Fiance will no longer sleep with me and threatens the
realtionship.
350 grams/day = My Black Lab refuses to come in the house. He stops dead in
his tracks at the doorway.
400 grams/day = haven't attempted due to fear of grievences being files by
co-workers.

Anybody have a similar experience.

 

[tiger88]

ginger root bro

works awsome !

 

[theoak01]

between all the eggs and tuna I eat at 250 Im a rancid man,but I get a kick out of watching people squirm

 

[Bulldog_10]

If you're getting protein farts...that means you're eating too much protein...drop it down to where you smell like a human being and not a piece of walking dog poo.

 

[The_Chemist]

If you're getting protein farts...that means you're eating too much protein...drop it down to where you smell like a human being and not a piece of walking dog poo.

I'll give it a try for a couple of hours.

 

[UA_Iron]

ginger root bro

works awsome !

I concur. May not completely get rid of the gas expulsion, but it will reduce it significantly.

 

[Riker29]

Get some Ginger Root from the AF Store.

Another example of the AF Store making an extremely effective product avilable which benefits us all.

 

[bicepts101]

i love my protein farts....i think they smell good....fuck everyone else

 

[evander1972]

i love my protein farts....i think they smell good....fuck everyone else

Well said Bro

 

[slash747]

Sometime I catch my protein farts with my hand. And ill put it in the faces of co - workers. Or Ill point to someting on the screen next to thri face so they get a qhiff of it.